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inkskinned: dear universe;hello. i am writing to let you know you did good job on the stars, and also on dogs.yours respectfully,me
ideliayun: “I am bitter sometimes but the taste has often been sweet. it’s only that I’ve feared to say it. it’s like when your woman says, ‘tell me you love me,’ and you can’t.” — Charles Bukowski, “Love is a Dog From Hell”
Adventures with my dog and the book I am reading.
smilingsiarra: sailorhitler: i-am-sick-of-your-tattoos: Fuck all the suicide hotlines and shit for a second. Reblog this just in case; you never know who might need it. where was this when my dog was dying ): this could save a loved one.
coffeeandstring: verbalvomits: I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭 I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.
fatassvegan:inkskinned:sometimes i’m like “why am i still here” but then i realize that i’m often the only person who is around to take bad-to-eat stuff out of my dog’s mouth and i think there’s this sort of western idea of “if youre not
huellbabineauxdefensesquad: i-am-your-northern-star: everythingfox: “She’s in love with the new tiny human“ (Source) Ok but its absolutely amazing how dogs know “hey this is a tiny, I could hurt it if im not careful” and immediately act
chernobog8: HELLO MAILMAN, THIS IS DOG. I AM HERE TO ASSIST MY HUMAN IN FETCHING THE MAIL. WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AND INSERT ALL ENVELOPES INTO MY MOUTH? THANK YOU, SIR. HAVE A LOVELY DAY. LOOK, HUMAN! I HAS MAIL!
tawkwardturtle: thefuuuucomics: HELLO MAILMAN, THIS IS DOG. I AM HERE TO ASSIST MY HUMAN IN FETCHING THE MAIL. WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AND INSERT ALL ENVELOPES INTO MY MOUTH? THANK YOU, SIR. HAVE A LOVELY DAY. LOOK, HUMAN! I HAS MAIL! I’m pretty sure
fatassvegan: inkskinned: sometimes i’m like “why am i still here” but then i realize that i’m often the only person who is around to take bad-to-eat stuff out of my dog’s mouth and i think there’s this sort of western idea of “if youre not
deadcorvus: bangs8: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM he looks like a villain from a movie where the protagonist is a dog
pungoeshere: deskmanic: People say the mayor in Animal Crossing New Leaf has no real power but they can just walk up to Isabelle and go “uhh yeah it’s actually 6 am on oktober 5th 2050″ and she’ll just take your word for it thats just how dogs
schmergo: If you don’t have the time and money for both a girlfriend and a dog, then I, a terrifying werewolf, am an excellent bargain
xeppeli: shrimppunk: shrimppunk: I am 100% devoted to @xeppeli would go to the map for that son of a gun i have a miniature scepter that i can point in all sorts of different directions and his obedient gaze follows, like a dog with a potato cube on
tisfan: thecheshirecass: shotfromguns: everydayconman: hollowedskin: fatsexybitch: coffeeandstring: verbalvomits: I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭 I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh. …..does this mean cat people
russianbaae: mockeryd: sizvideos: Watch the video Follow our Tumblr Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS Awwwwww
placesiknowtoowell: THE LARGE DOGS LOVE ME I AM APPRECIATED
inkskinned: dear universe; hello. i am writing to let you know you did good job on the stars, and also on dogs. yours respectfully,me
zadris-typhon: zadris-typhon: Found this video without any audio, so i decided to take it upon myself and fix that with the proper dog music it needed…. I am filled with DETERMINATION! My first ever 50 plus note post!! DETERMINATION!!!!!!
daughterofthestars: impostoralice: askfordoodles: smearedlipstick: ghdos: illrandomocity: majin-k: Did a bunch of dogs breakup a fight between two cats? Am I seeing this right?? Having none of that shit today. “Ay man, y’all chill the fuck
impostoralice: askfordoodles: smearedlipstick: ghdos: illrandomocity: majin-k: Did a bunch of dogs breakup a fight between two cats? Am I seeing this right?? Having none of that shit today. “Ay man, y’all chill the fuck out. Y’all fucking
damnsexydirkstrider: lolinepeta: lolinepeta: one time i was going to feed my dog a fruit and i picked up an orange but i was 4 am so i just threw the orange at his face and somehow that orange disappeared i swear to god he ate that whole orange with
lntelligent: animals-riding-animals: dog riding horse this is the kind of web content I am VERY interested in seeing
fruitcrocs: AAAAA COWS AND A DOG ???? I AM SO IN LOVE LOOK AT THESE COWS THEYRE SO CURIOUS THEY WANNA SAY HI TO THE PUPPY I LOVE COWS SO MUCH
blah-i-am-secret: jeza-red: 4poc4lyps3-v1s1on4ry: deadmomjokes: purrypixel: princess-shatter: dear-bunni: robina-otaku: eezybree: SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT
mcmatteo: 824706: I’m sorry I am but nothing will ever top this gif this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen and I want to kiss this dog He’s ready for an adventure
lukeisherenow:treyner:the best kind of dog honestly„ if I don’t reblog this, assume i am dead
imgonnamakeachange: tom-sits-like-a-whore: dickraisin: Harley Quinn #1 The appropriate response to seeing an abused dog reasons why i am harley quinn
black-multiverse:Courage the cowardly fucking dog. I am so done. x.x
raideo: h-u-m-o-u-r: HELLO MAILMAN, THIS IS DOG. I AM HERE TO ASSIST MY HUMAN IN FETCHING THE MAIL. WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AND INSERT ALL ENVELOPES INTO MY MOUTH? THANK YOU, SIR. HAVE A LOVELY DAY. LOOK, HUMAN! I HAS MAIL! OMG AW IT LOOKS SO HAPPY AND
cereusblue: tisfan: thecheshirecass: shotfromguns: everydayconman: hollowedskin: fatsexybitch: coffeeandstring: verbalvomits: I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭 I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh. …..does this mean
smoke-that-blunt-420: thatamandagurrl: to-the-tardis-sterek: i am physically incapable of not reblogging this This makes me happy every time I see it. Hahahahha dogs
elmundogirayonoteveomas: una-huea-tierna: noquierosersolounamas: bullied: crystallized-teardrops: rain-force: lntelligent: animals-riding-animals: dog riding horse this is the kind of web content I am VERY interested in seeing
happinesshood: I am baffled everyday at how Pure™ Tom Holland is. Like… this boy was having a stroll and found a lost dog, and took it to the vet??? And made sure it got home safe??? Our friendly neighborhood Spider-Man is not here to disappoint.
h-u-m-o-u-r: HELLO MAILMAN, THIS IS DOG. I AM HERE TO ASSIST MY HUMAN IN FETCHING THE MAIL. WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AND INSERT ALL ENVELOPES INTO MY MOUTH? THANK YOU, SIR. HAVE A LOVELY DAY. LOOK, HUMAN! I HAS MAIL! OMG AW IT LOOKS SO HAPPY AND EXCITED
kirstielovesart: tawkwardturtle: thefuuuucomics: HELLO MAILMAN, THIS IS DOG. I AM HERE TO ASSIST MY HUMAN IN FETCHING THE MAIL. WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AND INSERT ALL ENVELOPES INTO MY MOUTH? THANK YOU, SIR. HAVE A LOVELY DAY. LOOK, HUMAN! I HAS MAIL!
chocobos-say-kweh: I am so sick of hearing people say “skinny girls are filth, only a dog wants a bone” or “no one wants to see a whale walking down the cat walk.” Okay. Stop. Just because someone is thin, it does NOT mean they are thin by choice.
haussofkm: mockeryd: Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS The cutest thing ever. Are you serious ?!?!?!
clraft: how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you like: garbage cans dog shit asshole people those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what
ultrafacts:vancity604778kid:absolutepie:ultrafacts:The same thing is done with racing horses. Except that they use a goat. [x](Fact Source) Follow Ultrafacts for more factsHELLO FAST CAT I AM YOUR DESIGNATED DOG FRIEND Opponents would literally attempt
boundandgaggedslave: 247master: I am in the mood to leash you like a dog, and maybe take you out for a walk. Then you will lick my boots clean. FUCK YEH