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I am literally beat from today’s work-fest. 11 dogs since 9:30 this morning and got home around 6:45-ish in the evening. All replies to threads that are in progress with other rpers are being saved in draft when they come up. I’m hoping I
daisysfaith replied to your post “daisysfaith replied to your post “I am literally beat from today’s…” I know!! I groom dogs too!!! Just graduated from school at the end of July and where I was interning hired me on!! That’s awesome!
luckied: Sooo we moved over the weekend and just internet today. Dying to do responses or something. So depressed of where we’re living. It’s like an apartment building of trailer trash and large ass uncontrolled dogs. And I am working on responses.
chernobog8: HELLO MAILMAN, THIS IS DOG. I AM HERE TO ASSIST MY HUMAN IN FETCHING THE MAIL. WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AND INSERT ALL ENVELOPES INTO MY MOUTH? THANK YOU, SIR. HAVE A LOVELY DAY. LOOK, HUMAN! I HAS MAIL!
placesiknowtoowell: THE LARGE DOGS LOVE ME I AM APPRECIATED
sonicimperfection: hamburgerjack: majin-k: Did a bunch of dogs breakup a fight between two cats? Am I seeing this right?? Keep the peace! Not in my house! NOT IN MY HOUSE!!
fatassvegan: inkskinned: sometimes i’m like “why am i still here” but then i realize that i’m often the only person who is around to take bad-to-eat stuff out of my dog’s mouth and i think there’s this sort of western idea of “if youre
lukeisherenow:treyner:the best kind of dog honestly„ if I don’t reblog this, assume i am dead
lntelligent: animals-riding-animals: dog riding horse this is the kind of web content I am VERY interested in seeing
schmergo: If you don’t have the time and money for both a girlfriend and a dog, then I, a terrifying werewolf, am an excellent bargain
clraft: how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you like: garbage cans dog shit asshole people those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what
haussofkm: mockeryd: Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS The cutest thing ever.
impostoralice: askfordoodles: smearedlipstick: ghdos: illrandomocity: majin-k: Did a bunch of dogs breakup a fight between two cats? Am I seeing this right?? Having none of that shit today. “Ay man, y’all chill the fuck out. Y’all fucking
inkskinned: dear universe;hello. i am writing to let you know you did good job on the stars, and also on dogs.yours respectfully,me
lukeisherenow: treyner: the best kind of dog honestly„ if I don’t reblog this, assume i am dead
taurean-the-bully: daughterofthestars: impostoralice: askfordoodles: smearedlipstick: ghdos: illrandomocity: majin-k: Did a bunch of dogs breakup a fight between two cats? Am I seeing this right?? Having none of that shit today. “Ay man,
mahesh1972: letuscum2gether:vividhotsexy: inkskinned: dear universe; hello. i am writing to let you know you did good job on the stars, and also on dogs. yours respectfully,me 🍆💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻 Woow lovely
daughterofthestars: impostoralice: askfordoodles: smearedlipstick: ghdos: illrandomocity: majin-k: Did a bunch of dogs breakup a fight between two cats? Am I seeing this right?? Having none of that shit today. “Ay man, y’all chill the fuck
#i am imagining for a moment that this is them househunting #the very kind real estate agent is saying something about a security system #and cas is like but why would we need one when dean and i own over a hundred gu- and dean is like guARD DOGS #ha
p-atches: lukeisherenow: treyner: the best kind of dog honestly„ if I don’t reblog this, assume i am dead om
zadris-typhon: zadris-typhon: Found this video without any audio, so i decided to take it upon myself and fix that with the proper dog music it needed…. I am filled with DETERMINATION! My first ever 50 plus note post!! DETERMINATION!!!!!!
coffeeandstring: verbalvomits: I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭 I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.
raideo: h-u-m-o-u-r: HELLO MAILMAN, THIS IS DOG. I AM HERE TO ASSIST MY HUMAN IN FETCHING THE MAIL. WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AND INSERT ALL ENVELOPES INTO MY MOUTH? THANK YOU, SIR. HAVE A LOVELY DAY. LOOK, HUMAN! I HAS MAIL! OMG AW IT LOOKS SO HAPPY AND
inkskinned:sometimes i’m like “why am i still here” but then i realize that i’m often the only person who is around to take bad-to-eat stuff out of my dog’s mouth and i think there’s this sort of western idea of “if youre not CEO youre nothing
fatassvegan: inkskinned:sometimes i’m like “why am i still here” but then i realize that i’m often the only person who is around to take bad-to-eat stuff out of my dog’s mouth and i think there’s this sort of western idea of “if youre not
my dogs were fighting again and one of them bit the index finger of my left hand when I was pulling them apart how am I supposed to play zestiria now?????
inkskinned: dear universe; hello. i am writing to let you know you did good job on the stars, and also on dogs. yours respectfully,me
dirtykarissa: Whether looking at pics, videos or actually enjoying being pissed on or in; I am a thorough-going pisswhore; loving piss in any and all forms…please, let me be your pisswhore! A good bitch dog pissing outside while being the party urinal!
kahlil-themulattolinguist: placesiknowtoowell: THE LARGE DOGS LOVE ME I AM APPRECIATED Me when I finally get attention
azzandra: awwww-cute: My friend’s dog had 14 puppies. This is how they’re kept out of trouble while she cleans the house I am going to bathe in that.
Not only am I getting a root canal done on Tuesday, I think I’m going to have to call the vet and talk about putting down my dog. I think heartbroken would be an understatement.
lemonrottt: I’m walking down the street soaking wet and these DOGS have raincoats?? these massive Great Danes have nice yellow rain coats and I don’t!? I am perfectly okay with this
smilingsiarra: sailorhitler: i-am-sick-of-your-tattoos: Fuck all the suicide hotlines and shit for a second. Reblog this just in case; you never know who might need it. where was this when my dog was dying ): this could save a loved one.
manafromheaven: haussofkm: mockeryd: Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS The cutest thing ever. OMG
clraft: how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you like: garbage cans dog shit asshole people those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what Lol
boneswolf: lulz-time: Watch the video of this dog expressing his happiness and gratitude after being rescued Some days my faith in humanity is restored. Omg I am crying this is so cute!!!
Lord I am such a horn dog these days. It’s so hard to climax though. Still it’s fun to try new things. Like trying to fist myself. I’m careful and enjoy the pain. Masochist! I would even mind some spanking to be honest. Spank me for
emmathebean: zoeythecorgi: The new Star Wars pet line officially launches tomorrow at Petco. If you buy any Star Wars item, you get a free pair of Yoda ears for your dog! Too bad Zoey’s got a real set of Yoda ears… omgomgomgomgomgomg I am on this!
tawkwardturtle: thefuuuucomics: HELLO MAILMAN, THIS IS DOG. I AM HERE TO ASSIST MY HUMAN IN FETCHING THE MAIL. WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AND INSERT ALL ENVELOPES INTO MY MOUTH? THANK YOU, SIR. HAVE A LOVELY DAY. LOOK, HUMAN! I HAS MAIL! I’m pretty sure
damnsexydirkstrider: lolinepeta: lolinepeta: one time i was going to feed my dog a fruit and i picked up an orange but i was 4 am so i just threw the orange at his face and somehow that orange disappeared i swear to god he ate that whole orange with
monkeysaysficus: super-nature: brandyway: WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES ARE YOU SURE THEY’RE NOT PEDOPHILES OFF THE INTERNET YOUNG LADY I am dying omg This bird and my dog need to hang out
lithiumlullabies: just-a-penis-with-a-dream: bestvidsonline: Rescued dogs - before and after! These people who saved them did an amazing job! These pictures always make me want to cry, this is why I am always saying I hate humans. Fuck. Loves the