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God, I’m just, like, so dumb.“no  no that’s not true”Um, ya. I am. Can’t you just, like, tell I’m right?“your words do have a strange kind of permanence  its as if everything you say is the warmest kindest thing
God dammit… First Moffat, and now Amanda… I was afraid she’d get hate after the beautiful way she stood up for him. I am so sad right now.
God Bless America… And my Recent RETIREMENT from the U.S. Army… To be HONEST with you, I am a True SLUT for the BBC… I have SUCKED and FUCKED over 5,000 Different BLACK Men NUMEROUS Times each… And each Time I FUCKED, it was
God it’s 5:20 AM I wish I could sleep like you right now… minus the naughty peen dreams n’ all. ASDSADGJF INSOMNIAFUELEDDOODLESS
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gods-accomplice-meleoron:I’m so sorry there wasn’t a giveaway this weekend, I had to go to a college fair.But I am doing a giveaway now! The giveaway is for a shiny hidden ability Totodile! The rules: I am changing it up a bit this time so hopefully
god i am in need of this
God how blessed I am to have this amazing man in my life who loves and cares for me … So happy he didn’t go away for a year because just the four days he was gone from me I was broken… jsin666 I love you!
God, daddy, you are so overprotective. Yes, when I dress like this, the boys think I’m a slut. And I mean, I kind of am. But you have nothing to worry about. I’m on the pill, and they never cum inside me anyway. In fact, I don’t have sex with a
god am I in a mood for it - pls talk to me about petplay and Gems headcanons
God doesn’t want to hear your confessions, your prayers should sound like “Iesus, what can I do to make your job easier, what exactly can I do to help you, please anything Lord, I am your servant.” and then clear your mind, try to
cosmic-artsu: As suggested by aobabe, Mink in the bikini Clear picked out. …S-somehow I feel like Mink would kill me for this. ;w;
god-thats-good: Sometimes i am Bob, sometimes i am Linda.
am-i-perfectyet: texasbrony234: fancy-fangirl: stussyking: I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE Well that escalated quickly When someone fucks with you on a bad day. oh my god oh my god he’s so casual about it too oh my godddd
GOD DAMN WHY AM I EVEN GOING TO CAMP? I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO LIKE BE BORED AND ALONE. I’D RATHER BE ALONE AND MISERABLE THAN GO TO THIS FUCKING CAMP, EVEN IF I AM JUST COUNSELOR FOR LIKE AN HOUR.
god we’re so cute i am going to puke we’re too cute reading our text messages is like eating cookies dipped in frosting drizzled with chocolate stuck in ice cream topped with candy like it’s that sickeningly sweet i am super crazy about
wonho-ful-reactions: allbtsvideos: i just did a purity test n i got 56/100 um im a child of god pls anoint me as a saint right this second!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if anyone wnts to do it heres de link I promise that I’m an innocent smol bean I got
i-must-be-odd:I am wet
I KNEW they were gonna focus a lot on the mech fight and have the Bee’s fight more the next episode and I’ma slowly die over the course of this week waiting but for now I AM L I V I N GBUZZ BUZZ EVERYONE!!!
frankielucky:Start Prev End Did I draw a 17 Part comic just to get to this part? Possibly.I kind of don’t know what to do with myself now this is done haha (probably make more comics who am I kidding) but thank you, thank you, thank you to everyone
simply-divine-creation: Psalm 46:10 “Be still, and know that I am God » By Jennifer Yamzon
homestucksonda: I AM GOING TO SHIT A RIVER OF RAGE
swimclubboys: THEY ARE FUCKING PAINTING EACH OTHER. REPEAT THEY ARE FUCKING PAINTING EACH OTHER IN ART CLASS I AM SO DONE
sometimes i am God, sometimes i'm The Devil.
vizia-the-mod: This is the hottest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. I came like 6 times reading this. i am the greatest erotica writer
munchiesnotnoob2 replied to your post: i have a confession i actually supply Forever… EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE! EXCEPT THE CAKE! THE CAKE IS NOW A TRUTH! WHICE MAKES THE TRUTH CAKE A LIE! EXCLAMATORY EXCLAMATIONS ARE EVERYWHERE! oh my god
faedee: sfw-rawrcharlierawr oh my god
lackadaisycal-art:Am I a little late to this party?
filante-star replied to your post: oh did you get them all already? if not idk if you… For not having seen LG before, that’s a fantastic Bo :) thank god for references huh v//u//v
somEONE SENT ME PMMM MOVIE SPOILERS GOD DAMN
chiicharron: so like i saw this thing on my dash and i was like oh no oh no i like that oh no i really really like that i dont even know what i ship anymore oh my god
hanasaku-shijin replied to your post: one-day-when-time-goes-by asked:D…oh god wAIT MAYBE YOU SHOuldn ’t hahahsdjskdsfdIS OKif i can survive Balestra i can do this
radiantpunk: if u get painless periods u better fuckig thank the universe for sparing ur poor soul becayse death is taking me i am suffering
it is now 12 over here so I am now 19 >:0 ???
the-cyanide-exploder replied to your post:the-cyanide-exploder reblogged your post:did more…Well, I don’t know if you know this, but Rin Tohsaka is canonically bisexual. Because of Saber.ye i read about this b4everyones a lil gay for saber god
severa said “are you being straight with me?” to amiibo!lucina i am fucking dying
@ the drawing gods how do I get better faster at art asking for a friend
dashingicecream: we all know by now that i am trash ok they’re at a random inn or maybe visiting taiyang’s house?? rud e (inspiration/reference from this comic!)
@ fe fates gods, let me meet my wife in the hot springs in this playthrough pls and thank u
fuckmestupid: cartoon: AAAAAAAH I AM SCREECHING
vindictev: levi-in-wonderland: levi-heichou-tho: lady-shroom: forensicfrenchtoast: I’M GOING TO CRY WHAT THE FUCK. this is the best thing I have ever seen I am so concerned for this fandom rn i’m laughing so fucking hard right now dear lord
selenicsoulmates: sherbies: selenicsoulmates: fireferretfuzzies: sherbies: fireferretfuzzies: sherbies: maggie brought on the fitpocalypse god help us all …i downloaded a workout app? #there should be a korrfitsperation blog or community or
theoriginalmajestic:vintar:i am begging this brown bear sanctuary to rethink their phrasing outta my way, straight boy
sqwick:sqwick:Need to be old and a hater for a second. Someone tell the kids to stop making “fancam”s and start making full blown AMVs again. I am Being deprived. No more 15 second loops CUT IT OUT. I need the full song. AT LEAST a minute and a half.
erotic-nonfiction:Tell me I’m evil, tell me I’m not the face of God
Do you know how absolutely awful it is to have men tell you that when you talk about their gender in relation to feminism or misogyny, maybe you should phrase/word it “most men”? Oh, sorry, am I hurting your feelings? My dearest apologies.
my rising sign is cancer, my sun sign is aries, my moon sign is geminilmao what a mess I am
