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two-draculas-potter: damnyoufancyhumans: troubledkidarmy: My childhood in 3 minutes ❤ I AM SO EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW. DAMN IT ow, my heart
godpenis: I AM
cherry-flavored-trickster: I was in a match with four Symmetras as Reinhardt and it was the best thing i am a proud father There was a Hanzo too…
shubbabang: i am a calm collected individual
mamas-fae: ladygolem: frejyalune: ladygolem: frejyalune: etsyifyourenasty: Hoof Shoes to my grave i will deny that i am a furry, but goddammit if i don’t want to look like a tall and powerful goat mom furrier words have never been spoken zoë
aminoscribbles: Damn Ana … am not a skeleton this was funnier in my head X’D
jezmmart: Inspired by this photo that I laughed at for like ten minutes. [d|p] [More: Comics | PKMN](I am so sorry for assaulting your dashboard with this).
wrong-pipe: dragonastra: mori-sempai: When freshmen come into the library real loud #Naruto I am fascinated by these series of vines because there’s like. Continuity. There’s a guy with a backpack on his head, watching. There’s a guy who has
madnessinthemist: nawyougood: flexalexanderwashington: prettyboyshyflizzy: wow lol is technology advancing that fast? this really puts things in perspective whoa… I am too young to feel this old
illumahottie: I am infuriated
cockyhorror: I thought the age of obscure aesthetic photos was over but here I am in 2017 faced with this
dubvictor: londomollari: It’s 1 am and I have a cold and I just found out that Tinky Winky is 10 feet tall and I don’t know what to do oh..h…
ryaynross: im in philosophy and were talking about how you can doubt everything’s existence except for your own consciousness and the guy that sits in front of me just turns around tears streaming down his face and goes “i am on so many drugs”
musterni-illustrates: i watched my brother drop a remote on his foot and the only thing he said was “i am so sick of being alive”
1hellofashotabooty-fujoshi: i-am-myself-this-is-me: sexpositivepunk: ragingdarcy: hey-assbutt-its-a-parade: finndicate: vjezze: Amsterdam is turning rainbow for a visit of the Russian president Putin. The council of the city of Amsterdam has decided
huni3p0p: raptorific: Fun game for ladies: In front of a geeky dude, say “Silence, Earthling! My name is Darth Vader! I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan!” If he gets all mad, condescendingly explains to you why you’re wrong, or starts
yehudmeme: rebel-without-a-cunt: kaylapocalypse: enyafan: microcroft: microcroft: things i never expected to learn through a tedtalk but now am glad to know: the founder of Sirius XM radio is a sapphic trans woman and is currently trying to preserve
ninjagiry: scurviesdisneyblog: The Little Mermaid storyboard I am both glad and devastated that they cut this.
wasabu: yes. i am jotakak trash Note: In Japan, a boy would give the second button from the top of his gakuran to someone he’s in love with, because this button is closest to his heart.
kavourikarma: I am just the tiniest bit sad that Orisa didnt get this costume as a skin for Halloween.
jucheguevara: bottombinch: all cops are bastards because all cops are just doing their jobs “I’m just doing what I’m told. If I am ordered to remove gold fillings from refugees theeth then that’s what I’ll do”, says police officer Michael
lightly-salted-lays: kant: kylebisc: LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL this is the worst thing ive ever seen in my life I’m actually logging off. I am T I R E D
snoopingasusualisee: thatbastardbassist: sathire: thatbastardbassist: sathire: thatbastardbassist: sathire: thatbastardbassist: sathire: …… @thatbastardbassist what is this. The “I am a horse” starter pack, Sath. But..*there’s
dollymattel: dollymattel: ok so i am filming my goth gf vid n i didn’t realize how big the dildo i bought was n rly there is only so much pot u can smoke & only so much lube u can use 2 help u get a 8” long & 2” thick slab of silicone in
youngmysticadam: snarkmodeactivate: listen my man it doesn’t matter how many times you shriek you need a healer I am a delicate little music boy and you need to stay close to get your healing not charging into danger so you better jingle jangle back
awakecorgi704: for-k-is-king: under-the-arch: @under-palemoonlight i’m gonna be honest i didn’t even read the tweet because i had to hit reblog too fast when i saw this guy’s name is “i like hitting police because i am homosexual”
needing-more-coffee: the-armed-utahn: meanplastic: Idk why I’m hurt but I am. This is like that time I found out they used mashed potatoes to take product pictures of ice cream
akraisa: i am BEGGING you all to please watch this sonic fan dub
scarlet–raven: trainsforbrains: no-nami: jessafer94: out of boredom i decided to scan a stuffed shark. here are the results. your work is appreciated op i spent entirely too long on this and im sorry It’s 1:30 am and I’m cackling like a deranged
llazyneiph: imthejudge: whats my favourite weapon in far cry 5 you may ask? i wholly was not expecting this and i am actually crying
oh god, what if some there’s sort of happy ending when Ice King takes off his crown and starts to get better… but he says, “this magic is keeping me alive, but it’s making me crazy..” so he’ll die. I just can’t
brokenbravery: i just woke my mom up to tell her obama won and her half-asleep response was “jesus fuckin hallelujah bring on the gays” i am so done
srawr: I’m no artist, but I drew banana Ursula because it’s 2:30 am and I fucking wanted to. Her tentacles, hair, and jewelry are all bananas. Sorry I can’t actually draw bananas well. :( NO SHHHHH SHE’S BEAUTIFUL
"Are you dating anyone," the assistant asked me. "Yes, obviously," I said with irritation as I analyzed the remaining radioactive carbon in the ancient corpse before me. I am an archeologist
vasundharaa: it’s funny how when a white person decides to learn a foreign language and move to another country, he’s lauded for his sense of adventure, multiculturalism, appreciation of diversity and god knows what else but when a person of colour
fuckyeahflorencewelch:OH MY GOD!!!!
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toounstabletowane: I am so sorry (again).
ladyavenal: Why am I not surprised it was Simon Pegg behind this?
kagome28: Dibujado por: らずべー Nunca me cansare de esto… El gran Titan Nezumi… Y por dios, su trasero..!! W(`0`)W I never tire of this … The great Titan Nezumi … And by god, his ass ..!, W (`0`) W
I really am sooooo over this time period. At 23, I really thought I would have already been settled down, cooking dinners with someone every night and enjoying a young adult life with someone before the big things (marriage and kids). Dating is the
lewd-lounge: I am Ｇｏｄ of 紐
nikofag: peruvian-necktie: and here I am, feeling bad for an orange. that whore
unrar: Life may be sad, but at least I am hot.
i-am-god-like: Still do…….
whitegirlsaintshit: queermobile: delete this KEEP HIM THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME I AM GOING TO THROW MYSELF DOWN A SET OF STAIRS!
ssjdebusk: sleepwellsammy: destielcr7: tinaj2: OMG Can someone please show this to Jensen orrrrrrr better Misha I lost count of how often this has happened to jensen now, but seriously this on is the best I’m crying. i am gasping for breath rn
I was throwing daggers at my own chest, my own self because I let the outside influence dictate my self love and acceptance I never ate pearls but inside I carved threats into my skin The media is treacherous and eats away at the flesh God ouch it hurts
cheap-bliss: i am so ready to be back here. omg so soon <3
paintdeath: I am sCREaMING
egberts: am I overreacting or do I have a valid reason to feel the way I do: a novel by me
I lost two followers because I am dog.
I am god, and so are you.
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