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Sooo my housemate is trying to set me up with her boss…. 🙄🙄
manhandlehim: a-jones84: My housemate loves exposing his big cock when he’s back from the gym and I’d enjoy riding that cock when he’s back from the gym… all sweaty and smelling like a real man!
edcapitola: a-jones84: My housemate waking me up in the middle of the night after a night out… Follow me and I’ll follow you … http://edcapitola.tumblr.com
saythankyoumaster: So what’s your housemate up to today?
kote-lelaki: kennyboy1000: New housemate’s initiation aku teringin mcm ni….jom weii
another-random-dom: “When Tim woke me at 4AM a few days ago, because he’d been to the bathroom, and wanted to be sucked back to sleep, I didn’t show enough enthusiasm. This isn’t my punishment. This is my four housemates discussing what
purplesummer91: alrightevans: ultracompletelyoriginalurl: jensensboytoy: spookylyriumspirit: banimals: I’ve had worse housemates. Is Death, single? Is he nice to be with? I’d totally date him I want this TV show THIS SHOULD GO WITH
My temporary housemates have all been so inviting and friendly. One girl saw a presentation I did on veganism, feminism and blackness and said she learned a lot/felt inspired. :)
My housemate has a cute Scottish boyfriend with a strong accent
My 44 year old housemate told me that Haitians aren’t African, they are Latino
Today’s Sunday which means My housemate is doing pole dancing 👍 😎
I have to stop asking my housemate Haydee how her day was because she just held me up for 1.5 hours talking about her dogs, her dad, and her hummus recipe. Also revealing lots of her gastrointestinal allergies
My housemate got dumped
I always laugh and roll my eyes at these “white people don’t season their food” jokes on tumblr. But my housemate just put a frozen turkey leg in a pot with water and noodles, cooked it, and ate it…
Both of my housemates are gone this weekend. I’m fucking and it’s gonna be loud as hell
Passive aggressive housemates aren't cute
My housemate teaches pole
browngirlblues: Um…so I left some dishes in the sink for a couple of hours and my housemates friend put them in a bag on the back fucking porch. I feel so fucking disrespected right now. On top of last night, I wanna fight this bitch. How dare you
coonspiracy: browngirlblues: browngirlblues: Um…so I left some dishes in the sink for a couple of hours and my housemates friend put them in a bag on the back fucking porch. I feel so fucking disrespected right now. On top of last night, I wanna
coonspiracy: browngirlblues: coonspiracy: browngirlblues: browngirlblues: Um…so I left some dishes in the sink for a couple of hours and my housemates friend put them in a bag on the back fucking porch. I feel so fucking disrespected right now.
My new housemate just moved in, he’s rapping under his breath as he fixes up his room
biancahaylock: Queen of the gays, Tiffany “New York” Pollard chooses to evict homophobic housemate Winston McKenzie in Celebrity Big Brother UK 2016
Just another moment. Please gods, don’t let the warm water run out. Don’t let the housemates come home. Don’t let the phone ring. Don’t let us have to be anywhere else for just another moment.
potato-chips-in-the-bath: my housemate was joking about me having an affair with someone, but she got stuck on a gender-neutral word for mistress/master and said mattress
pisswizarddiaries: today i mentioned feminism to a couple of my housemates and they laughed and i was all, “come on guys the fact that you’re laughing is kinda why feminism is necessary” they were all, “no dude it’s not that, it’s just”
eightlimbedpanda: One of my housemates has, for some reason, decided to randomly bake cakes all the time. Shit, I’m not questioning why, this is fucking awesome.
bisexual-community: sempiternalsapphire: Tonight I let my new housemate talk for fifteen minutes about how bisexuality isn’t a valid sexual orientation and that they’re just greedy and have no standards and need to pick one. And then I told her
libraryoftheancients: harmonic-motion: diplotomodon: caesiopeia: tonelessmandarin: Person with housemates can study. Person who has spent all their cash on rent and food still has a place to get out of the house and do something interesting. Cool
homeosapphic: homeosapphic: my housemates’ netflix glitched and it could not have been more perfect
curzon-nana: That last pic…“That looks amazing on you”“Really? I’m about to… Pop out of it though…”Basically me getting ready for a night out with my housemates…
lolfactory: I sure hope my housemate doesn’t mind me using his room to store these mannequin legs I just found. tumblr pictures ☆ Facebook ☆ Twitter ☆ follow [this funny picture via lolsnaps]
forezonly: whiteriot-alice: Hell yeah, this is my sexxyyy housemate ;)
nowimagineababydragon: sweetprincemoth: nowimagineababydragon: My housemate is a geneticist and she plans to use her degree to create a goldfish sized whale. Did she also consider a whale sized goldfish? Yes. The concept was deemed terrifying.
claireodactyl: rtylering: get-in-my-tardis: My best mate Ryan made the mistake of not locking his room at uni when he returned home for Christmas.. so his housemates have done this They are such neat wrappers. even the curtains oh my
glad2bhere: http://glad2bhere.tumblr.com/archivemodel cody calafiore was one of the house guests in big brother 15. he didn’t tell any of his housemates that he was a professional model. look up his name on google or bing along with “boner”
motdef: carlego: calleweird: motdef: mastergir: motdef: my housemates and i recreated our shitty home in mineycrafta why is there a fucking hole in your ceiling ventilation holy shit what the fuck is all the shit on the floor the ceiling
caong: zeaky: blackaperture: Three-person chess.[via] This can only end in tears and physical fighting One of my housemates has one of these. The above person was correct.
pangur-and-grim: gingerofthenight: king—stone: morbidlyqueerious: pangur-and-grim: had to explain to new housemate that: Banana Jim lives on the microwave microwave vibrations cause BJ to rotate if BJ is allowed to fully face the wall, this household
askstevendiamonduniverse:cheers to my housemates for drawing the gems for me for this comic
injuries-in-dust: tiopasnow: kyraneko: shiftingpath: gettzi: scarilysweet: goddammitstacey: I just turned to my housemate and said, “y’know, we’d never know if we were haunted” because we have four cats between us, so every clunk, bump,
princechorus:thepleasuregoblin:speamyraven:You (derogatory)Japanese language be likemy housemate is a linguistics major
tasty-poptard:iain-pm:My Argentinean housemate just got a book on proper American accents and I’ve never felt more attacked like why’s it gotta be so accurate Wow this hits hard.Especially if you want a southern drawl.
gaylorsie:you’re either a dishes girl or a laundry girl and i’m a dishes girl i will do the dishes for every single one of my housemates before i lift a singular sock off my bedroom floor
barbieaddams: as much as its fun to laugh at these brexit memes i don’t want anyone to forget how serious this actually is. i have one of my housemates crying in my room bc her career relied on the uk being a part of the eu (she wanted to go into foreign
insomination: smallswingshoes: diplotomodon: caesiopeia: tonelessmandarin: Person with housemates can study. Person who has spent all their cash on rent and food still has a place to get out of the house and do something interesting. Cool community
pangur-and-grim:beast-glatisant:beast-glatisant:I think one of the worst things this site has normalized is the idea that sorting out disagreements privately in DMs is bad or creepy. years ago my housemate made a bizarre callout post about me and when
faggotryngendersissification: Well done sissy for taking a selfie of you all dressed up secretly in the bathroom! Daddy is very pleased. Now time to be brave and open the bathroom door- go downstairs into the living room and show your housemates! I’m
bekadmfb: witch-spellbook: livingdeadpoetssociety: gettzi: scarilysweet: goddammitstacey: I just turned to my housemate and said, “y’know, we’d never know if we were haunted” because we have four cats between us, so every clunk, bump, and
badjokesbyjeff: My housemates are convinced our house is haunted I don’t get it. I’ve lived here for 273 years and not noticed anything strange.
stinedraws: 35/365 One of my housemates reminded me of Kingdom Hearts the other day, made me a bit nostalgic 💛 #art #drawing #watercolor #kuretake #ink #axel #kingdomhearts #dailyart #365
tastefullyoffensive: Vivi, the owl, is picking up bad habits from her cat housemates.
milkovicho: hey just a quick question but uh how long has my housemate had these fucking potatoes
![lolfactory: I sure hope my housemate doesn’t mind me using his room to store these mannequin legs I just found. tumblr pictures ☆ Facebook ☆ Twitter ☆ follow [this funny picture via lolsnaps]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/2547de4b611db6dfc12a622026861b80/tumblr_oe62pu6mS31qzag1wo1_250.jpg)
![caong: zeaky: blackaperture: Three-person chess.[via] This can only end in tears and physical fighting One of my housemates has one of these. The above person was correct.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6eiz7tQ1L1qiu0a4o1_250.jpg)
