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teeyakdon: Housemate & Where to Fuck Him … I love this title … LOLA Cute Hunk … ^_^
madelezabeth: We had burgers the other night and i really tried to resist making this joke. but I did. I even announced it to the housemates. They seemed positively indifferent.
jabberwockypie:liberalbydefault:jabberwockypie:Had a conversation with a housemate earlier and I want to reiterate this on the internet. Speaking as a disabled person, who’s been Officially Disabled on paper for more than a decade:I literally do not
vaspider:thesylverlining:doggoneloser:wiseandromeda:headspace-hotel:ghostingrose: jaspertheshark:iain-pm:My Argentinean housemate just got a book on proper American accents and I’ve never felt more attacked like why’s it gotta be so accurate What’s
impossiblyhandsome: Every Saturday morning without fail, Janet would come home at the crack of dawn and spend at least two hours in the bathroom… Her housemates could never fathom why…
dannicklalala: Love it when all my housemates are out, means i can just walk around and chill naked. PS hmu
quietthingsneversaid: Omg my housemates are so gross.
Came home to housemates trying to pour shots in my mouth wtf. Two more shifts of work then I’m free
crime-she-typed: *wants to punch my housemate* *doesn’t want to get my hands pasty*
sluttybbw: Part 1. I had to do my best to keep quiet. Housemates had guests
alice-is-wet: Mmmmm some recovery bite bruises on my heavy tit, eeeep!Aren’t housemates the best? :3xoxo Alice
caesiopeia: tonelessmandarin: Person with housemates can study. Person who has spent all their cash on rent and food still has a place to get out of the house and do something interesting. Cool community classes and community art shows. ESL tutoring.
noweveryonesgone: I was on vacation and my parents had asked me if I could look after there house for a week while they were away for 2 weeks, I was like sure it would give me a break from my housemates which I needed. I drooped my things off on the
purplesummer91: alrightevans: ultracompletelyoriginalurl: jensensboytoy: spookylyriumspirit: banimals: I’ve had worse housemates. Is Death, single? Is he nice to be with? I’d totally date him I want this TV show THIS SHOULD GO WITH ALL
mollymariebell: Backyard Finger Fucking - Molly Bell I sneak out to the backyard on the side of our house and I get down and dirty with my fingers. I live in a city and I have to be quiet because my housemates and neighbors are getting ready for work.
awwww-cute: My new housemate has the craziest eyes (Source: http://ift.tt/1J8JJlz)
thebeardandthebelly: I had the best 24 hours in two weeks, because my boyfriend came over and we had a BBQ with my housemates and it was just very nice to see him again and being able to tuch him. So now (unfortunately he’s gone again) i’m still
chubbyaddiction: gulobear: iaden: stockycubaus: I caught my housemate iaden unprepared Unapproved angle. But at least it’s filtered. :-P i like every angle ;) Great shot…
whliving: Update: New housemate discovered Reports had been coming in for the last 2 weeks of a suspicious looking man with a lurking quality seen locally around the house. Much speculation had surfaced about his origin and purpose and it had been agreed
whliving: FOUND: Entire meal in sink. Reports from early this morning tell of an entire meal being found in the house hold sink drain. Witnesses described the scene as ‘quite chunky’ and ‘probably enough sustenance for a small child’. One source
smallswingshoes: diplotomodon: caesiopeia: tonelessmandarin: Person with housemates can study. Person who has spent all their cash on rent and food still has a place to get out of the house and do something interesting. Cool community classes and
banimals: I’ve had worse housemates.
thebbctakeover: Breaking in a new housemate
lenny511: My housemate is getting tired of my Fallout 4 texts.
get-in-my-tardis: My best mate Ryan made the mistake of not locking his room at uni when he returned home for Christmas.. so his housemates have done this
spookylyriumspirit: banimals: I’ve had worse housemates. Is Death, single?
gilberts-spoopy-cycle: eridan-in-the-box: spookylyriumspirit: banimals: I’ve had worse housemates. Is Death, single? sounds like my kind of roommate #what if death is hot
camigani: Happy Lunar New Year! \(‘v’)/ I matched the characters to the zodiac the best I could. (My housemate said I should’ve made Prussia the cat, but I thought that was too sad.) Please don’t make fun of my animal anatomy. I can’t draw animals.
fagabusingman: “I know some thought it was weird us getting a faggot housemate. But actually it’s worked out real good.”
Getting -real- tired …… of hypocrisy in this house. If you are going to get pissed a me for being on my game all the time (I’m actually not) and snapping at people when they interrupt me (only when I’m startled now, as I also found the
tastefullyoffensive:Vivi, the owl, is picking up bad habits from her cat housemates.
extracocoa: doing some vogueing/hands practice in my room while my housemate’s cat is just staring at me (the floor length mirror is great for this) and I feel like she’s judging me
heyfunniest: “Housemate put this sign on our door after Amazon repeatedly posted “sorry we missed you” cards whilst we were home.“ http://ift.tt/2nC55hG
Homie/housemate hooked it up with some bomb ripe juicy mangos!!!! #mango #mangos #colombiangrown https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw7MwCql0n9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=df91bvwm197t
foreign-skin94: My first go being home alone, I love being able to fuck myself how I want without worrying about my housemates hearing!
awwww-cute: Me and my housemate saved a bee from drowning and gave it some sugar water so that it could fly away :)
something1984: I am not fan of this man myself, but I owe it to my followers! Here are some Pre BB Jay pics. For more PRE BB pics of our favourite housemates visit and follow Something1984.
My housemate got me started on shameless…Someone come chill with me all day and watch it
littlehexboy: gettingitwrite: small-fairy-child: If you have a cat please reblog this with its name please and thank you Tinkerbell (Tinky for short) Francis and Lillian My housemates munchkin is Prince Albert…
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I have a light box in my room that my housemate used to regularly change but since he’s gone for a few months it’s been the same for a while now Currently it says: choke me baby one more timeTaking requests on new ideas 👍🏻
New sleepover friends?? The house gets too quiet when my housemates at work
My housemates brother has been the the state 48 hours and already has 3 dates this week… what the hell guys! I’m cuter than his hobo ass
Actually need friends my housemate has a bunch of friends over mainly girls and I want attention 😭
My housemate: sometimes I look at you and think ‘you’re an absolute fucking weirdo’ and other times I think ‘someone’s going to be lucky to have you as their wifey’I was making Mac and cheese for dinner 😂😂
You wanna know how drained I am? I’m crying in my bed because my housemate asked me what I’m having for lunch. Oooohhhhhhh it’s going to be a rough weekend
So I’m going to Japan for my birthday!Disneyland and the studio ghibli museum are at the top of my list. My housemate has a bunch of things we wants to do tooWhat are the must do/try while we’re there? (Bonus if you can list some vegetarian foods)
My housemates in a dick of a mood
The new housemate moved in today… I have to wear pants around the house now 😭
Kinda wanna cry. Kinda don’t want my housemate to hear me
Let’s be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 5597 1101 4710!Add my housemate please guysHe needs 3 new friends
My new housemate dreamt that we got married Not gonna lie… I wouldn’t complain👌🏻
Cried at work today cause all I kept thinking about was how my housemate cried at work yesterday 🙄
Me: what do I wanna get for dinner?My housemate: dick?Me: well…. yea but…. I don’t think I can order that off Uber eats?
Was meant to buy my housemates Christmas presents… came home with these instead
kitten-tailss:Was meant to buy my housemates Christmas presents… came home with these instead
Been home sick all day and because I’m home alone I’ve got not pants on. Well I’ve napped for 10 hours on the couch, it’s currently 9:30pm and my housemates are going to be home soon and I really don’t have the energy to put pants on 😭😭
I’m on the edge of quitting my job and my boss knows it. Stood up for myself which made one of the girls very angry and snarky but what’s new. My boss pulled me in to her office, laughed and said “I wish I could say stuff like that sometimes”
