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I want to be friends with these people.
I’m trying to come up with a good name for this kind of strangely athletic posing. Sexcrobatics? Sex-pilates? Sexercise? What do you think?
There is just too much going on in on this set and it’s giving me a headache. Rug pattern, crochet stockings, a painted fan, a pillow covered in rope for some ungodly reason… I need an advil.
I have survived Plague Part Two! Have a woman getting fucked whilst wearing a ridiculous bonnet! Huzzah!
I recognize that wallpaper!
More of these two! I think we should name them. Yes?
One of these days I swear I will do a round up of every picture I have found where they’re looking back at the camera like “Did it go off? I don’t know if it went off. How do we tell if it worked.â€
Shots from this angle always crack me up because it’s just like…yep. Those sure are testicles. Good job.
JESUS FUCK THE FABRICS MY EYES WHY
vintage-eros: One of several images from a very early antique porn photoseries, mid-to-late 1800s. Fairly certain this is yet another from the set of St. Teresa. That hairband looks awfully familiar…
About time for another one of these, I think.
and this collection of patterns is still just as baffling as ever
Inspecting the merchandise, perhaps…
I’ve had this in my drafts for over a year and I can’t figure out why it seems so weird to me but it just seems…really weird…
I’m going to post everything I have of people in ridiculous outfits today. I don’t even know what these people are dressed as, but they sure are dressed up fancy! Happy Halloween, my dear perverts.
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Every time I look at his hat, all I hear is The Swedish Chef. bork bork bork
grandma-did: This is a LARGE set. First of two posts. Part one of a round up of the woman I’ve name St. Teresa, Our Lady of Awkard Victorian Nudie Pics
grandma-did: Second of two posts. I don’t know where these came from, but I like it - kind of an early photo Kama Sutra….. Part 2!Part 1 here.
This is probably the most skillful addition of a urine stream I have ever seen, and when the fuck did my life take the turn where that would be an applicable phrase.
I like that chair. Finally a piece of furniture that isn’t atrocious.
Apparently Swedish Chef dude is into the kinky stuff…
They are having a jolly good time on that very uncomfortable looking bench.
vintage-eros: Pushing her buttons, circa 1880s France. whaaaat the fuck are they lying on. is that a rag rug? is that the victorian version of a shag rug? what is going on. i need an adult.
terruer: pictured: a brave man rejecting heterosexual alcohol
The glorious return of sock garters
sparism: gent’s fingers at the lady’s gate in the 1890s i can’t tell where mustache ends and bush begins, they are both so impressive
hypnoticsubjugation: Only the most resilient, wilful and fiercely heterosexual man-slaves are sent to the brainwashing facility’s ominous back room and exposed to its brain-frying, strobing lights and insidious, mesmerising whispering. In that blank,
it's totally fine to be totally straight
“Something really strange has been happening to me. First of all, I am heterosexual and I don’t really enjoy lesbian porn. But boobs really turn me on. Like, specifically gifs, videos and pictures. During my daily life, I seem to not care. However,
“Asked to plot themselves on a ‘sexuality scale’, 23% of British people choose something other than 100% heterosexual – and the figure rises to 49% among 18-24 year olds.”I could’ve told you that ;)
At what point do women start ID’ing as bisexual?
master-hearts-beating: fringeofdarkness: On Face-Fucking. Every heterosexual man alive must enjoy having his cock sucked by an attractive, eager woman. I suspect many would care little about a girl’s looks, so long as she has great oral skills.
onthekneesnow: Surveys prove that over half of heterosexual men experiment with anal play. So if you’re seriously considering it… it doesn’t mean you’re gay. Most guys only enjoy it after repeated practice.
Almost anything goes for this, just keep in mind the following two things when submitting stuff: - I’m a heterosexual male, so please, no dicks or male homosexuality (not that there’s anything wrong with being gay, I just don’t find
I cant believe the heterosexuals are gone
You’re telling me you wouldn’t want that beautiful woman and her dick? There’s a word for people like you, faggots! I’m kidding of course, heterosexuality is natural and you shouldn’t be ashamed of it!
khylinrhambo: actual pansexual character kissing heterosexual character
manlylove: If you count: 0-1 = heterosexual 2-3 = bisexual 4-7 = homosexual 8 or more= Flaming queen
baddieshumiliated: Slam this blog’s favourite the spoilt rich bad guy will accept to engage in secret kinky gay sex with unattractive men to get what he wants, despite the fact he is heterosexual. The good guys discover it and film him taking it up
A rare Silly Hat Man captured on film. Not as rare as the Nude Velocipedestrian, but still a delight to see cavorting in his natural habitat.
chiboxerboi: BEGIN CLASSIFIED RECORDINGVISUAL/AUDIO BRAIN STIMULATION TEST SUBJECT PVT. JOHN PERKINS, 21SINGLE HETEROSEXUAL MALE Private John Perkins could not believe his luck. Despite having been a major pain in the sarge’s ass throughout basic training
straightmaleanalerotic: This image depicts the essence of straight male anal eroticism and the complementary heterosexuality of women who enjoy penetrating men. The sexual self-image of an anal erotic straight man is as shown: He imagines himself naked,
netflixandchill: heterosexuality: netflixandchill:Her beautiful ass Submitted by sistercurare // submit your nudes here ( 18) 18
netflixandchill: heterosexuality: Submitted by andylust94 // submit your nudes HERE 18
Ashamed Of Her Perverse Heterosexual Desires
nasaqueer:Comedian and vlogger Elijah Daniel became mayor of Hell, Michigan, proceeded to ban all heterosexuals, and then was impeached. This singlehandedly saved 2017
ultra-chilenosricoshot-me: Juan Carlos, 22 años, estudiante y futbolista con un riquisimo cuerpo y un pene grande, cabezón y mojado, unos riquisimos muslos para deborarlo todo…. le mide 21 centímetros se declara heterosexual pero le encanta practicar
mas2994: gayguapos: Instagram @anotherwayoflovee Daniel 21 años, De chiloe, futbolista con un riquisimo cuerpo y un gran pene de 20 cm, muy jugueton, Heterosexual, le encanta el sexo anal
kakoyquepasa: ricoschicosmx: Gustavo M 20 años heterosexual CDMX Lo hago gay
mercuryjones: Nick Tower affirming his heterosexuality through dance.
straightmaleanalerotic: Yes, those are his anus, scrotum, and penis. But sometimes even the most assertive, virile heterosexual man needs to experience a switching of gender roles. This doesn’t have to mean cross-dressing, acting effeminately, or being
sangfroidwoolf:Continuing my re-watch of the famously heterosexual Calamity Jane.
From her pleased expression, to his socks, to the potted palms and sample photographs looking down judgmentally from the back wall, everything about this picture is just…A Victorian Porn.
catbountry: blast-0ff: fluorescentbutterfly: ohshititsgreg: heterosexually-challenged: I hope the name calling, shoving in to lockers, and just being a dick to me all year round was really worth the broken nose, 4 stitches to the head, and a dented
lesbiansnotlikejustinbieber: Betty White, “I don’t care who anybody sleeps with. If a couple has been together all that time - and there are gay relationships that are more solid than some heterosexual ones - I think it’s fine if they want to
salmonking: kayevelyn: #UNIVERSAL ANGLE OF HETEROSEXUAL LONGING I reblogged this already but fuck I lol’d Getting a huge kick how not only are the top two are practically identical from being versions of Sherlock right down to the facial expression
