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“But, honey… I’m not gay!”“Of course you’re not sweety. You’re a full blooded sissy slut heterosexual. And Michael… what did I tell you about calling me honey?”“Sorry, Mistress.”
Ugh. I hate that!
Well… ðŸ˜
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Those are some snazzy pjs.
That mustache has to be fake…
(via fuckyeahvictorians)
I don’t know what she’s on, but I want some.
In celebration of the United States’ presidential election results, have more of this man’s GLORIOUS beard.
Sorry for the sporadic posting, my darlings. I’m dealing with some health issues, so posts will continue to be sporadic for a time (I know you can queue posts, but that requires posts in a queue). In apology, have another Woman Having Sex in a
beautifulnaughtyglamorous: nude-o-rama.com
What The FUCK is in the lower right corner. WHATTHEFUCK Don’t mind me, I’ll just be over here having NIGHTMARES FOREVER
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I like this couple, they seem like they’re having fun.
Those are best of stockings.
Another glorious example of Victorian facial hair. Dem ‘chops. Mrow.
Ye olde blow job. In other news, sleep is apparently a thing not happening to me tonight.
Some familiar faces! And wallpaper patterns…I love how I recognize photos from the same shoots by the wallpaper now…
Ye olde titty-fucking
Well that’s impressive
vintage-eros: Frenchman Ponders Whilst Getting Blown By Exceedingly Curvy Strumpet. This one is part of a series dating to the very earliest years of photographic XXX - mid-1800s, gleaned from the antique porn archives at DeltaofVenus.com. Of all the
nightinmyveins: Vintage Erotica: a watercolor by the 19th-century French artist Achille Deveria. Image from Wikimedia Commons. In my head, this is Victoria and Albert when they got bored at parties.
More familiar faces!
In which we learn silly hats are not even limited to humans. Go home, bottle, you’ve been drunk.
I’ve been staring at this one and off for months and I still cannot figure out what is up with or on that guy’s face. Is he wearing a mask? Is it paint? And why is he wearing what looks like a Navy uniform shirt and then plaid pants? Also,
vintage-eros: Smiling For The Camera. Circa late 1800s France, from the antique erotica archives at DeltaofVenus.com. Of all the ridiculous-ass shit I find while running this thing, my favorite will always be the pictures of the people who seem to be
vintage-eros: Nun & monk channel their inner acrobats - mid-1800s France, from the antique porn collection at DeltaofVenus.com. I was hoping to have some silly Victorian costumed pornography to post for Halloween but going through my drafts this
And today we have another episode of Oh God, Those Curtains, Whyyyyyy
vintage-addicted: Silly hat time? Silly hat time. Yes.
Is it just me, or are naked man-legs kind of hilarious? Lookit them knobbly knees
Ye olde 69
I could talk about the hats. I could talk about the religious fetishism. I could talk about her bored expression or the hideous couch or the fact that backdrop makes even less goddamn sense than normal but every time I look at this picture the only thing
Look at this suave motherfucker with his ‘chops and his snazzy coat and his arm in a damn fencing position. There’s a penis/sword metaphor in there somewhere but I’m too distracted by his glorious manliness to find it.
vintage-addicted: In which man legs continue to be the most awkwardly entertaining thing on this tumblr to me. The only way this could be better is if he was wearing sock garters.
In celebration of getting straight A’s my first term of grad school, have a a glorious confluence of a Silly Hat Woman, striped socks with garters, horrifying prints and a wonderful mustache. Ahhh, yes, delicious.
vintage-addicted: I’m like…70% sure he’s licking her teeth. Also they’re wearing matching socks?
grandma-did-it: Another set assembled from pieces that came from different sources. I love it when people put photosets together so I don’t have to.
I’m pretty sure this hat beats out the chicken hat for the Sheer and Utter Ugliness Award. Which, let me tell you, I did not think could possibly be done.
This chair why is this chair why Also, props to the hilarious proto-photoshop ejaculate. But mostly why chair why
Nonsensical painted backdrop: check Incredibly awkward posing: check Horrible patterned fabric: check Glorious waxed mustache: check Mod contentedly sighing because this feels like coming home: check
Everything about this picture is just…SO awkward.
I live in hope that one day I will come across a picture from this set that has oral sex happening, so I can make some sort of “____, it’s what’s for dinner” joke.
In which we see more of silly hat man’s glorious mustache. I do love a good Victorian mustache.
I like to think this spindly legged table collapsed shortly after this picture was taken, giving everyone involved a great story to tell at the pub. Seriously, that table cannot be safe.
I really don’t understand how in every single picture from this set, this chick looks like some sort of saint looking devotedly at Jesus or whatever. Woman, what is your face.
Somehow, this feels like an awkward selfie. Ye Olde Unenthusiastic Snapchat.
what the fuck
raisesomehale: idontmakelaugh: raisesomehale:iM JUSTIM SO BORED OF HETEROSEXUAL STORYLINES IM SORRY BUT IM JUST SO FUC KING B OR ED Try to substitute “heterosexual” with “homosexual” and this post suddenly becomes a homophobe post, fun isnt
dreamlordmorpheus: If you aren’t cisgender heteroromantic heterosexual, you belong in the queer community. I’m sick of seeing this bullshit “you aren’t queer enough” sort of community policing. And by “cisgender heteroromantic heterosexual”
triparto: aluminum-heart: aluminum-heart: i can barely stomach heterosexual relationships in movies let alone heterosexual relationships in movies starring nicolas cage GJAHDGJADDJAD
nubilesfilm: pornicom: heterosexuality:FOLLOW HETEROSEXUALITY FOR MORE ! Follow Pornicom for more ! Follow Nubile Films for more!
cockadudeldoo: cockadudeldoo: chaosdudes: ROB JAMESvia YouTube There’s no heterosexual explanation for this Sorry let me clarify. There’s no heterosexual explanation for this that I will accept.
themodernmarriage:Understanding Mismatched Libidos in Heterosexual RelationshipsIn most long term heterosexual relationships, there is an inevitable drop in the frequency of sex. Unfortunately, the ‘lust’ and spontaneity that defined early parts of
thelostmurakumo replied to your post:lesbians-la-lesbians replied to your post: ye … // hi lesbian here to remind everyone that we don’t have to be heterosexual to support heterosexual ships like girls don’t have to be gay guys to still ship
dragondicks: there’s a prevalent attitude in media that any sexuality other than heterosexuality is more sexual and adult than heterosexuality, which is the norm, the default and “innocent”. It needs to stop immediately
caenu: raisesomehale: idontmakelaugh: raisesomehale:iM JUSTIM SO BORED OF HETEROSEXUAL STORYLINES IM SORRY BUT IM JUST SO FUC KING B OR ED Try to substitute “heterosexual” with “homosexual” and this post suddenly becomes a homophobe post,
shoutyourporpoise: Thinking about compulsory heterosexuality as it applies to wlw is so interesting to me because women’s heterosexuality is built on so much more than just “you must be attracted to men” because it’s often really tightly bound
