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World premiere of Sherlock S3E1: The Empty Hearse in December

“Without you, my heart feels as empty as my hearse.”

“I would shave for you.”

“Want to be my crush’s look-alike?” Submitted by letsrevitup.

“You’re such a hot Guy, I would steal a motorcycle to get to you.”

“I would endure six months of bristly kisses to be with you.”

“I like you more than Howard Shilcott likes trains.”

“Care to be my goldfish?”

“I’ll let you kiss me if you crash through a window and ruffle your hair first.”

“Hey, I faked my death too… When do I get to crash through a window and make out with you?”

“You make a really hot Guy, and I’m not just talking about the Fawkes effigy.”

“I want you to fill my ‘Empty Hearse.’” Submitted by jadziabear.

“Sherlock and Moriarty aren’t the only ones I have a theory about.”

“I don’t care how you fell in love with me… I want to know why.”

“My left hat bobble isn’t the only thing I’d like to chew on.”

“I learned Serbian in a couple hours. Want to see how quickly I can get to know your tongue?”

“Are you 051113? Because you just blew me away.”

“I’m sorry I came back from the dead with a French accent. Next time I tell you big news I’ll give you something else French.”

“I don’t think we should wear hats… unless you mean the other kind of hat.”

“Are you London? Because I want to get to know you and breathe in every quiver of your beating heart.”

“Maybe I won’t shave for Sherlock, but I’d definitely shave for you.” Submitted by anonymous.

“Those things’ll kill you… I know what you should put in your mouth instead.”

“I would jump out of a cake for you even if I wasn’t revealing that I faked my death.”

“I still love you even though your mustache doesn’t rub off.”

“Let’s throw a dummy off a roof, fake our deaths, and make out.”

“My love for you is #NotDead.” (Credit to shockingblankets for the hashtag, which LATER BECAME CANON.)

“You give me life, and not just because Lazarus is go.”

“I would never tell you to f-cough.”

“I would disguise myself as a French waiter to stop you from proposing to someone else.”

“Is there a ball under my armpit, or did you just make my heart stop?”

“I’ll be your goldfish if you’ll be my division.”

“We think you’re smoking, and that’s not just because we pulled you out of a bonfire.”

The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

malformalady: 1929 Studebaker Children’s Hearse More children’s hearses on my Blogspot

hearse-shaped: nothorrorcore: Something’s different about you today, mom. Did you get a haircut? LOL Admit it, we’ve all wanted to murder our families at some point in time.

vintagegal: 1953 Henney-Packard ad (x) “America’s Most Advanced Funeral Car.” I’d actually like to have an old hearse to drive.

stonewords: Victorian Funerary Hearse Coach

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lulz-time: Vintage and Antique Hearse Collection

Not of This Earth

in-death-sacrifice: kireikitsune: 10knotes: Vintage and Antique Hearse Collection If my dead body doesn’t get to ride in one of these, I am haunting each and every last one of you fuckers. As a mortician, I just got the weirdest boner

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milftank: Look at this pimpin’ Japanese hearse

pepperloves1: Negative - Studebaker Hearse, Bendigo, Victoria, circa 1926 Description Of Content: The Studebaker hearse belonging to Fizelle & Mulqueen Undertaker Source: Museum Victoria

congenitaldisease: Serial killer Donald “Pee Wee” Gaskins’ hearse. In the back of the hearse there was a sign that read “I haul dead bodies.” Nobody knew how true this sign was until he was found guilty of eight murders and confessed to over

m86: trevenant: trevenant: A dragon hearse… a dragon hearse with harpoon launchers a dragon hearse with harpoon launchers it undoubtedly is…… a dragon hearse with harpoon launchers

wasiafooltothink: Me before watching The Empty Hearse: Me watching The Empty Hearse: Me after watching The Empty Hearse:

watsonsass: sherlockians 5 hours before the empty hearse sherlockians 2 hours before the empty hearse sherlockians 1 hour before the empty hearse sherlockians 5 minutes before the empty hearse

serina: Abraham Lincoln’s hearse, 1865 This photo is absolutely amazing, everything about it speaks, the hearse in crisp focus, the blurry and spooky people there to bear witness..

hearse-shaped: BZFOS

pepperloves1: Negative - Studebaker Hearse, Bendigo, Victoria, circa 1926 Description Of Content: The Studebaker hearse belonging to Fizelle & Mulqueen Undertaker Source: Museum Victoria

m86: trevenant: trevenant: A dragon hearse… a dragon hearse with harpoon launchers a dragon hearse with harpoon launchers it undoubtedly is…… a dragon hearse with harpoon launchers

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