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“My mustache isn’t the only thing I’d shave for you.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt? It’s just going to end up on your floor in a moment anyway.”
“I calculate that there are thirteen possibilities once I invite you into my bedroom.”
“Are you a train car in Sumatra? Because you are the bomb.”
“If I had only a minute and twenty-nine seconds left to live, I’d want to spend that time with you.”
“Would you still love me even though you’re made of hair and I’m made of eyeliner?” Yup, the mustaches are their own characters here now. Because why the hell not?
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“I would turn back your watch during your friend’s fake suicide just to spend more time with you.”
“Being without you is worse than going to a matinee of Les Mis with my parents.”
“Why don’t you go ‘right the way down’ on me?”
“I would solve a skip code and steal a motorcycle for you.”
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“I would kick my parents out if you came over.”
“My love for you isn’t like Lord Moran’s bomb– it doesn’t have an off switch.”
“Are you Mr. Summerson? Because I’d like to fondle your testicles.”
“If you be my goldfish, I promise to keep you plenty wet.”
“Why don’t you play Operation with me instead? You’ll never have to handle a broken heart.”
“Are you Anderson’s fake Jack the Ripper? Because I want to bone you.”
“So… I heard you like people who wear long coats, fling themselves through windows, and fake their deaths.”
“I hope our relationship lasts longer than John’s mustache.”
“I would date a sociopath just to make you wonder if it was serious.”
“Why have a goldfish when you can have a silver fox?”
“Forget the giant blue air mattress… Next time you fake your death, you should jump into my bed.”
“Your mustache ages you… Good thing I like older men.”
“Wanna get laid? And I don’t mean onto the pavement in front of Bart’s.â€
“I’m sorry I let it all slide… How about banging something other than my tea on the table?â€
“You should pop ‘round to Baker Street. Who knows? Something might jump out of my pants.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Unlike my coat, I just need one of you.â€Submitted by anonymous.
“Is your last name Morstan? Because I wanna Mary you.â€
“You’re hotter than the bonfire I put John in.â€
“I’m sorry you don’t like Harold on my face… Perhaps you’d prefer him in between your thighs?â€
“Without you, my world is as dark as Laura’s attire.â€
“When you said you were on tinder, I realize you meant buried in Magnussen’s bonfire, but I’d still like to swipe right.â€
“I’m your biggest fan-derson.â€
“You’re hotter than a shoddy Victorian outfit from a museum that was sold off in a fire damage sale.â€
“I would let Anderson write fanfiction about us.â€
“You’re fancier than the restaurant John tried to propose to Mary in.â€
“I trust you more than Sherlock trusted his brother, Molly Hooper, and twenty-five at most tramps.â€
“I would say sweet things to you even if I knew that bombs have off switches.â€
“I’m sorry I keep calling you Graham. It’s because I want s’more of you.â€
“Tie me up like a Serbian with a cheating wife and no electricity in his bathroom would.â€
“Mycroft can resist a game of Deductions easier than I can resist you.â€
Merry Christmas, Tumblr! If any of you want to finish that fic, I’ll reblog the best ones.
The Reichenbach Fall & The Empty Hearse. [requested by anon]
lulz-time: Vintage and Antique Hearse Collection cruisin’ for goth cuties in *slyle*
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WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS for SHERLOCK, SEASON THREE (Episode One, ‘The Empty Hearse’)! Also contains swearing, slash and a lot of insanity! source x
iamaniomi: ’.. and for better or for worse, i was born into a hearse’ by M. Christina D’Amico
sherlockology: The BBC have just confirmed to us in the full the UK premiere airdates for Sherlock S3 on BBC One. S3E1: The Empty Hearse will air January 1 2014. S3E2: The Sign of Three will air January 5 2014. S3E3: His Last Bow will air January
I may be your little lolita, but I am well hearsed in many things sex including the use of toys. I love using them on myself and lovers. My male partners have no idea how erotic a vibrator on their ball sack could be and how nice my glass dildo spira
corvis-vulpus-lupus: Vintage and Antique Hearse Collection
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My Kingdom For A Hearse, by Craig Rice (Pocket Books, 1957).From Ebay.Delora Deanne was the world’s most gorgeous model - a much-photographed piece of fluff.Then John J. Malone, the famous criminal lawyer discovered to his astonishment that the luscious
The Zebra-Striped Hearse, by Ross Macdonald (Fontana, 1965).From a second-hand book shop on Gozo, Malta.
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trashfirefallon:Me, driving my hearse around: y'all wanna crack open a cold one?
trashfirefallon: klubbhead: picsthatmakeyougohmm: hmmm knowing how big a hearse is, I can tell you that this is photoshopped because a sponge is a lot smaller than that
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