god oh my god
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you shimmy-shook my bones
transmemesatan: mr-reblogbutton: this is the top trending thing on my facebook feed and I just want to say what a time this certainly is to be alive I can’t believe the frontman of Stryper was the Zodiac Killer.
iglcc: Ok I’m losing my shit right now because I just witnessed the sickest burn a 7 year old could ever deliver. I’m just sitting here at the park and there’s a group of little girls near me. They decided to play ‘Disney Princesses’ and this
mscomrade: So I was telling my dad about neko atsume and he just scoffed and said “you don’t need a damn video game for that” and went out to our backyard and put apples and pears all around our yard and now we’re just watching the squirrels
bogleech: I know a lot of you vehemently hated Uncle Grandpa, so much so I made it the most extensive, arduous cartoon review I’ve ever done just to see if it was really that bad, my final conclusion being that it was just mostly average, and harmless
rae-of-rainbows: This accurately represents my sense of humor
thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind: *tosses remote control to my UFO* *whistles and walks off* xp (snapchat:thomas_sanders)
ruinedchildhood: smokedatkushh: Lol I love this kid. I wanted to do hoodrat stuff with my friend
bragd: split-at-the-seems: shes-x-mine: hitlerhatedflannel: pardonmewhileipanic: dogapult: today papa john’s called my starbucks and they were like “are u guys interested in a trade” and five frappuccinos later they gave us two large pizzas
shadowhunterst: shadowhunterst: Growing up is when no-one asks you what your favourite dinosaur is anymore. For the record, Diplodocus is my favourite because it looks like it will swing its long neck round suddenly and say “Bitch what?!?!?”
alec-imstraight-lightwood: moonflowerchilde: thatoneasexualinthecorner: ishelmascarinas: my-art-is-beating-from-me: ishelmascarinas: sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book can we make this an ask meme?
communistbakery: fuckingpunchmeintheface: communistbakery: growing up with three parents was really weird what?? u had three parents?? yeah my mom’s a gemini
breakcorechoirboy: squarepizza: im fucking crying my therapist has these little mamushka dolls in her office and the first one is so pretty like and then it just goes downhill from there
my first attempt at a creepypasta (beginner here; go easy on me)
deathbymorning: eggsnogging: in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently
foxnewsofficial: someone just sent me a message saying there’s an okcupid account catfishing with my selfies to find a sugar daddy but i had to tell them that’s actually really me
lornacrowley: lornacrowley: i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i
My Mass Effect Addiction
pursuitofhapppinessss: ten-and-donna: dustbats: I’m on medication that can make me spacey af, which can be a problem when I’m driving–like yesterday, for example, when my best friend was trying to help me avoid a potholehe said “to the left,”
joshpeck: my friend is in the hospital for pneumonia and she just texted me this
anarchetypal: i was talking to my cousin yesterday and he was talking about an accidental mistake he was dealing with, and proceeded to describe it as, “i picked a whole fuckin’ bouquet of whoopsie-daisies” and tbh i’m still thinking about it
coneboyofficial: coneboyofficial: Who wants to see the most cursed item in my possession
delearyus: I can’t help making bad posts, it’s in my Jenes
onemancabaret: lawmaking: Children’s drawings of people are almost always terrifying. One time, I was babysitting my little cousin while she was sick. She was going through an imaginary friend phase and always talked about “Joey” or some shit
joshpeck: my friend just got this email from bath and body works two years later I’m crying
I'd sell my own bones for sapphire stones
micspam:im a witch i mixed some herbs and crystals together and now my cat knows the f word
kaijubrains: genderdeath: speaking of which, i hope all of my mutuals know that you can go on down to the hardware store and just buy a big ol bag of dried blood Forbidden nesquik
devilbunnii: punkysbrain: I’m at work laughing my ass off LOL What 💀💀💀💀
theshitpostcalligrapher: xiel-posts: wikwalker: lettering-is-my-music: theshitpostcalligrapher: aforepromised cursed item, delivered. This ad was literally right after it and I’m fucking dying yes he has
sopranofemme: sopranofemme: sopranofemme: sopranofemme: my main goal is to blow up and then act like i don’t know nobody
crimesceneinvestigation: nobody: my cat, about to puke on the carpet:
thundaja: anthonii-chan: Black Friday is over and my manager slapped me with บ,000 reblog the money gamestop to get beat over the head with cash
pulpfanfiction: onslaughtsix: tumblewhoreo: Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars What a cockmunch Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off but instead he drew
oh my god we’re so cute
feyminism-blog: When I started transition, almost 14 years ago, I imagined, I had this fantasy, that I would start taking hormones and in a few years, I was gonna blend in and no one would ever know that I was trans. I could just live my life undetected.
pancakecakecake: berndor: lettherebedoodles: Disney Princes… ish. After seeing these awesome edits by “thecrownedheart”, I just had to make a few of my own. So here’s a few edited screenshots of our lovely Disney ladies… as men. :D
picture-jpg: i’m the morrissey of my friend group
Oh. My. God!
♚Oh My God♔
rebelfrench: love it when she bites my lip
Eating my wings to make me tame
Funeral For My Fat
takaneshijou: whenever i hear or say the word wiener i dont have the image of an erect penis in my head it’s more like a flaccid floppy sad lookin peepee but then when i hear or say the word cock it’s like COCK like that dick is ready to GO it’s
dogwithhat: My brothers toothbrushes over the past month Why is he so angry
weloveshortvideos: Screaming for no reason with my dog.
videohall: News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.
lopmon:i’m deleting all of my social media accounts
cevichemixto: fuckin randoms at my place dude
do-not-touch-my-food: Lemon Cupcakes with Blackberry Buttercream
oh my god love me please.
paint my spirit gold
music is (my) life
risarodil: I recently just finished binge-watching Grey’s Anatomy and now I am a mess. It felt like I came out of a room full of dementors who just sucked all the happiness out of my body. Days later I’m still too hung up on the show that I thought
tomeito: jujusodope: O_O you do realize if I saw this machine, I wouldn’t stop putting quarters in til I had all 7 right? HOLY SHIT I WOULD SPEND ALL MY MONEY JUST TO GET THEM ALL AND POSSIBLY TO GET ANOTHER SET JUST SO THAT I HAVE ONE SET TO SHOW
arandomwhitedude: i feel like if a girl touches your dick you should be nice to her and make her laugh and do cool things for her besides rub her clit. like hey lets go to the aquarium cuz thanks for puttin my balls in your mouth
beybladehero: proshchai: i love this vid so fucking muvh SO FUCKING MUCH there are tears in my eyes
nixxies: sometimes i forget that dogs are animals descended from scary ass wild beasts that hunt and kill and shit like my pug just farted so loud she scared herself and had to be cuddled until she stopped crying like how did this happen
