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Oh my god. Just look at her ….
puppet: (via Chibi Feilene) Do you hear that? That’s my wallet screaming in pain
roastymytoasty9200: lordjazor: ask-iz-the-vampire: riddlemehiddlespook: all-american-oncest: totheready: latuladoesth3hula: singacrossthemoon: xxkriztinaxxgabriellexx: control-collapse-collide: The fuck is this? my day is made. The fuck? The
ohsobreezyjane: thotiemusprime: 2damnfeisty: afro-dominicano: everblessedpumpum: How white people built America someone get my coffin’s measurements Where is the lie? Caption of the century
lydiallama: thepirateking: descepter: Ever wonder what happens if you cry in space? oh my GOD WHAT REAL LIFE GHIBLI TEARS
thedailystyles: d0pelaurenn: Shoutout to @singitpayno for making me cry and hyperventilate in the middle of the mall in SD! My weekend has been made
theharrydaily: archangeIharry: THIS WAS MY TINSEL I CANT STOP CRYING I LOVE YOU HARRY I FUCKING LOVE YOU
OH. MY. GOD. NINA/WALTER SCENE = HEARTBREAKING
oh my god i’ve been drawing nothing but srs comics for like the past three weeks, i am tired i needed to draw some stupid shit
oh my god why did i spend so much time drawing the spaceships it wasn’t even important taterblabbles: I would love to see some Sherlock…. IN SPACE!
divinexlily: WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHEEZING OH MY GOD YES
kink-muffin: tailsnportholes: Softly glowing opal, I’ll get glow pics tomorrow! (It’s raining.) Available!!! https://www.etsy.com/listing/246981245/the-male-neried-glowing-opal That is the prettiest dildo I have ever set my eyes on. Opal!
This was always my dream.
Oh my god they would make the most horrifying friends ever.
OMG MY NAME’S DEBORAH
Wow! I just reached over 1k followers, and I wanted to thank you all so very much for that. Thank you for liking my art and supporting me. It means a whole lot to me. It feels as if it was only yesterday when I decided to start drawing smut, and now so
un-baek-lieva-yeol: probably-just-porn: His noises are the cutest thing H e l p. M e. Also if my wife sees this: i am studyiNG I JUST NEEDED TO RELEASE SOME STRESS
kxttensplaypen:i don’t think i got around to uploading these after my tail arrived, but here they are! an 18" cream fox tail, black glass plug, and a mint pin on bow, all thanks to the lovely ladies at kittensplaypenshop! it’s so soft and fluffy
attackonsociallife: quibbs: tyleroakley: outlawsoflove: My class pretended to play dead. Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough. these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class
angrybagel: WHEN I FIRST MOVED TO AMERICA MY TEACHER TOLD ME TO “GET MY FANNY OVER HERE” AND I STOPPED DEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CLASSROOM AND THAT PHRASE HAUNTED ME FOR YEARS UNTIL I LEARNED THAT IT MEANT BUTT IN AMERICA NOT VAGINA
assbutt-of-my-dreams:sailorlune:kattomatic: ericjudysbeard: Working at LUSH: the saga I have had men some into a store I used to work at asking if “this hairspray will work on men” and when I said yes they said “but it’s purple” My whole
xlittlemissmaggiemayx:Recent paintings I did using the lovely Mortem3r’s face as a reference.Her features worked so well with my style :)I call them Tsuno (Which is Japanese for horns apparently)You can check out Suzy’s channel here! Check out my
koalacola:curioushabits:Watch this video. It’s like the ad for if Steven Universe was on Toonami or something more dramatic than CN.Yesss I am so glad to see this on my dash again
amourruse:pizza-slave:I’m soooo doing this for my next essay.where the fuck has this been my entire life
helioscentrifuge: runtime-err0r: itsvondell: you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor. My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge
naughtypyrojack: procrastinationasperformanceart: Let me tell you about my panda mini-washer As an apartment dweller, this is a game changer. My current apartment doesn’t have a laundry facility and the closest Laundromat about a 30 min bus ride which
mishanarry: sometimes I forget that my favorite blogs follow me and I fangirl when they show up in my notifications like I haven’t scared you away yet???? You still love me?????????
tabii-chan: 《《o(≧◇≦)o》》 IS A GIVEAWAY WHHHHAAAAA??!!? 《《o(≧◇≦)o》》First official giveaway whatwhat~gonna do one of these cause free shit yo! and cause today my card got declined (though i had like ฤ+ on my card) at a dollar
gigadramon: montypla: gigadramon: montypla: gigadramon: i’m sad ‘cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath i’m being discriminated against dangnabbit hahah you’re
colehersch: filmed my boss firing me from my sales position
laveerie: Finally got around to drawing my favorite gem fusion! I love desertmom, she’s my fav
taliabobalia: freyjas: dungeonsanddamsels: once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state it looks like the cover of the great gatsby now it is the
spectredeflector: coordinates my makeup with my tattoo Lenses (only feat. bottom pic) / Hair Color / Instagram (Main Page) he/him ~
amerikagome: my cousin just shared this on facebook… what the fuck my favorite comment in the thread was: “im gonna become a full fledged demon ill tell you hwat”
two-draculas-potter: damnyoufancyhumans: troubledkidarmy: My childhood in 3 minutes ❤ I AM SO EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW. DAMN IT ow, my heart
commanderfantasy: bootrear: friendlytroll: zooophagous: askgraphiteknight: themostemotionaldarkness: this was recommended for me today and is literally one of the best things i have seen in my entire life. he is so efficient and has so much passion,
jumpingjacktrash: gwylock1: t3hsiggy: pleatedjeans: via this is the funniest picture I’ve ever seen holy fuuuuck lose mosquitoes… acquire cats - fuckin two birds one stone scratch my dye flowers garden idea, just gonna replace my whole yard
holywaterbucketchallenge: myotpisgay: My fiancé’s dad is Arabic, has a really thick accent and doesn’t really understand cursing so when he gets road rage he just puts a bunch of curse words together. My favorite so far “Up shut your ass, motherbitch.”
fagbitch2007: Phone sex is alright I guess but I can never get my whole phone up my ass
dragon-hoard: I had a dream the other day where I was standing on this platform in a void and a giant sphinx was in front of me about to ask me a riddle and if I answered wrong it would kill me it asks “what is a human?” and in my dream my first
uhrair: uhrair: my boyfriend talks in his sleep and I wish it was just cute gibberish but instead it’s TERRIFYING. so far, he has: - grabbed me by the shoulder and put his hand over my mouth at 3am and pointed to the wall, whispering “do you see
scarletthedork: Oh my god Scarlet actually finished a drawing, no way?????? By the time I was done with this, I realized there’s several different versions that I liked on their own just because each one makes me feel a different way even though some
sad-jew-with-cake: my sister-in-law, who has no kids and does not spend time around children ever, decided she wanted to take my kids on an “outing” yesterday. (she sees them like 4 times a year usually). she took them to some weird historical u.s.
eyecager: Welcome to my home. I choose gravedigging as my theme.
thegingerghost: So I pushed my boyfriend through Walmart in a shopping cart today.. At midnight… IN the cart…. He was IN the cart. My 19 year old boyfriend. In the shopping cart. Yep.
wauwing: so one time i gave my sister sleepytime tea mixed with Benadryl and melatonin and then she slept for 19 hours and thats why my family doesn’t trust me
villagewife: africanmemes: Lmao caption this “my son Ugochukwu is now a bachelor and is makin money. Look how my darling son is jost flegzin. Chai! Ugo fine boy, no pimple.”
bahamvt: if you kiss my dick through my undies you win a trip to “you’re gonna walk funny tomorrow”
6yr: i cant see my haters because i got cum in my eyes
allykennedy96: MY TEACHER JUST SAW THIS OVER MY SHOULDER AND HE JUST SAID, “What site is that because I need to sign up” IM GONNA HAVE A STROKE
mygayisshowing:sentimental-apathy:One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned
oh my god im laughing so hard, ok so I was in a friend safari trying to see if i can catch any modest+anticipation female eevee with my gardevoirand i wasn’t really paying attention to the screen (i only look down if i hear eevee’s cry) but i heard
MY NAME IS IN THE NEWSPAPER I AM SCREAMING
trashcandean: Im just super excited to get my sapphire cosplay put together im almost done with it, i havnt had time to post pictures but i just finished my dress so i had to post!! jen-iii i hope you like this, i said i would tag you when i got it
vagiants: Me: *before I take my first bite* Mom: is it good?
askfriskandcompany: Sorry for the unexpected hiatus! Here’s my appology…? ouo;;;Tagging it with NSFW just in case, even though it’s really not that bad in my opinion. ouo;;;;;;;;; If you like super sexy MS Paint garbage consider supporting us on
cynthia-iscool: juan-2-touch-the-butt: cynthia-iscool: Juan you are my 100th follower!! I think you mean your Juan Hundredth Follower
sherbet-rose-monarch: From the official Roster Teeth Twitter Account! My God she looks so lovely 💙💙💙
catsandcunts: We made a cake for our friends that let us stay with them for a few days We used this cool new non-stick pan for the first time that my mom gave me and then all of a sudden my life has never been a bigger disappointment than it
