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prodigiousfeldspar: i want to make a text post but i have nothing interesting or funny to say oh look a silly picture
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windexwaker: captain-jack-hardness: i hate black girls the sentence above is racist, but if you replace black girls with white girls you get a funny 1000+ note text post instead fuck, its finally time someone pointed this out Ah, Objective Logic,
diagondaley: it’s funny cause on tumblr you can write text posts like this without any commas aND THEN STARrt RAnDOmly using capslock and wriet liek tihs and use some omgs or asdfghkll and it’s totally fine but if you write your instead of you’re
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modernborefare: Superman! I am disappoint. WTF SUPES?
I’M BATMAN, BITCH!
pizzadut: dudemanbropants: gryffinpoor: thepreciousthing: the-ordinary-nerd: ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous: squad16: finalellipsis: bestnatesmithever: What if it bites me and it dies? that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn
uglyfun: just read it Source: Behind Closed Ovens 11/09/15
snout: being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don’t like how unsupervised they are
rhydonmyhardon: religiousdad: supremelaxbro: IM GOING TO ARREST ALL THE TALL PEOPLE did anyone hear something? i think its coming from below but its too far down to see oh look, it seems the little people are getting riled up again.
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littleotherkinthings-andproblems: [image text: “Otherkin problems: When people look at you funny for putting honey on *everything*.”] again, if you think getting looks for putting honey on things is a real “problem” then please stop
suckmyphallus: thE FUCKING TEXT IS STILL SO FUCKING FUNNY TO ME IM GONNA FUCKIGN PSIS MYSELF
grcevaldez-deactivated20180504: “hey, manda. slow day at the box office?”“very funny. did you get this weird text from becks?”“if by weird you mean too many extra consonants and a lot of exclamation points, then yes, yes
asklittleapplebloom: Little Applebloom got a Freshly Baked Apple Pie (just like AJ does it) and a funny postcard! The postcard has some text scribbled on it: “Dear Little Applebloom, I hope you like this pie, I stole it from AJ (but I left a bag of
feministryangosling: You can pre-order “Feminist Ryan Gosling: The Book” for under Ű USD right now. Basically, for the cost of two fancypants coffees, you can own over 100 pictures of Ryan Gosling’s face (and a bunch of funny feminist text). Go
dirtydisneyconfessions: ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.
silverhawk: silverhawk: i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up i fuked upppp im kinda crying in a funny way bc there are nd blogs reblogging just this part of my text post thinking this is a relatable mentally ill feel when in fact my additions to this
boundbabe: While Sir was out of town, Sheila had texted him some bad words and name calling and it was just for fun– but Sir didnt think it funny! He made her do this on Skype so he could be sure she did a thorough job.
kylesbogusjourney: I have this really bad habit of sending two unrelated texts back to back but bridging them with an “also” So it’ll be like “hey have you seen this funny tweet” quickly followed by “also the news said polio is back”
deepcried: bowserfucker: Do you think Joe Biden has ever texted Obama a meme Hillary once said in an interview that they were in a group message and they were sending ‘funny pictures’ and she just would say ‘get back to work’
consultingdetectivesherlockh: aangnog: itsneumann: aangnog: its funny how people in fandoms think theyre comedic geniuses for ruining text posts i think youre ugly and so are your fandom references on my posts
deepcried: bowserfucker: Do you think Joe Biden has ever texted Obama a meme Hillary once said in an interview that they were in a group message and they were sending ‘funny pictures’ and she just would say ‘get back to work’ So, yes.
transhumanisticpanspermia:deepcried: bowserfucker: Do you think Joe Biden has ever texted Obama a meme Hillary once said in an interview that they were in a group message and they were sending ‘funny pictures’ and she just would say ‘get back
One of my brothers’ name is Dorian so I like texting quotes of character’s comments toward Dorian in Inquisition to him. It helps that Dorian (the character) is involved in a lot of funny banters
Steven: At least tell me what’s going to happen with my lunch! Do I choke on a pickle?Garnet: Hmm… you don’t choke on a pickle.Steven: That means something else happens with the pickle!
Best valentine ever. I love this so much, so much, so much.
best-of-funny: tiffy11taffy: found this in my government text book and i heard this in kronk’s voice X
antoniosvivaldi: Harry Potter Funny Book Titles: coming soon! Text credits: (x) & (x)
123ery: i dont care if text posts are fake, let me believe the world is funny and creative and parents are weird and teachers are fun and coincidences always line up with the joke. it gives me hope.
jcatgrl: taejira: Forget the Myers-Briggs fucking personality assessment. I am dead tired of hearing if someone is an INFP or an ESLQ or whatever. I want to know if someone is melancholic or choleric. Bring back the four humors. I wanna see “Kaley,
mylordshesacactus:max1461:fnord888:It would be funny if nuclear waste warning messages become an attraction for future historical linguists.I mean look at this thing:A parallel text in 7 languages, with 4 different scripts between them! And pictograms!
memejelly: I’m Off For a Scuttle
ugh: Think of something funny to type in a text post read it back to yourself
gr-yffindor: hungarian: nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito i read this text post to my church’s pastor the other day and he thought it was funny.
officialbeyonceknowles: u deserve a nice boy who texts u back and buys u tacos and doesn’t kiss other girls behind ur back and who makes u laugh and thinks ur funny
blxckbiird: babeobaggins: this is still SO FUNNY “so what text me!” seriously hoW SHITTY OF A PERSON ARE YOU
remylebeau226: Moonbase Alpha Funny Moments - Text to Speech Singing Astronauts!Delirious is at the H2O Luv Shak. Vanoss chases him.Vanoss: My mission is to pinch his scrotum.
dotacouch::PKinda busy lately. I know I’ve teased Drow with a tasty cock before, but I though this was funny to do since so many people ask the same thing over and over and over… and over :PFull Gif No Text
upforalittlechitchat: So here’s my first contribution to the ML fandom! And it’s a sloppy sketch posted by request of the lovely miraculous-mask~It’s based off of a text post that I found really funny and I can’t even find it now I am so mad.Goodness
catsbeaversandducks: Post-it Notes Left on the Train Writer and illustrator October Jones, the creative genius behind Text From Dog and these funny train commute doodles, is at it again with these hilarious motivational post-it notes that he leaves on
your text post was funny but I’m not gonna reblog it bc I hate you
driiaz:So I still plan to colour this and actually add the text but it’s so fucking funny to me without it so I’m uploading this version as it is.
kiefeon: catsbeaversandducks: Post-it Notes Left on the Train Writer and illustrator October Jones, the creative genius behind Text From Dog and these funny train commute doodles, is at it again with these hilarious motivational post-it notes that he
mywifestits-69: Wife Text - Too funny! I just realized I’ve been walking around the house cleaning up for the past two hours wearing just this and a thong! Too bad you work nights! Love ya babe!
straightwhiteboystexting: deadlylittlekate:Not a texting snapshot but I thought you might enjoy this funny little coincidence that happened on my dash. Even poor little seals are victimized by straight white boys smh (lol)
Right in the middle of a serious conversation with bae.
cabstiel: melonhead365: rakestrawberry17: iamaslumberbatch: evil-sherlock-holmes: consultingdetectivesherlockh: aangnog: itsneumann: aangnog: its funny how people in fandoms think theyre comedic geniuses for ruining text posts i think youre
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