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Hahaha… That is hanging on some frat boy(s)’s door. :) One or two of the girls has it on their bedroom wall. :D
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slutenjoyinglife: Haha, this made me laugh.
barriz99: And they say romance is dead
BUSTED. Lol!
Olè!
But only when I’m really thirsty
Survival instinct
Hope that archeologist has a strong heart
First world problems :P
Sound FX man
Gather yer courage and grab the flyswatter
The power of suggestion ;)
All hail the Queen of Creep Control :)
Shall we begin again? ;)
Devilishly bad dialing
I’m sure the staff enjoyed serving you ;)
Never thought of it that way … :P
Would you prefer gas, liquid or solid?
Told ya he was a jerk, Mom …
Always check for dirt under the nails …
The fewer letters, the better
Free wheelin’
Throwing the gauntlet down
Are you gonna call me or what?!
Slow on the uptake
There’s a test I might actually pass
Pass the wienies
Sucked in again
Not a tech wizard
Deadly distractions
Not exactly when he had in mind
Damn you, dog
Let’s make a deal
Impressive package
Y’all go right ahead, son, I’ll wait
You can run, but you can’t hide
How’s your credit rating?
To kern or not to kern, that is the question
That’ll teach her
DAMN that animal
Escalation of creativity
And a new TV … and mattress …
Raw reveal
Need a “Do not send” app
Literary interpretation
The parting shot has officially been fired
Friends are always willing to sacrifice for you
The fine art of giving up
liveinaglass: courage-reactor: When you have an idea for a funny text post but don’t have the appropriate reaction gif to explain your situation. omg. im crying from laughing so hard.
kokorooji: the-blog-of-random-shit: janersm: sexting-inchurch: beautilation: banasmagiccastle: sarcasminc: arigoato: funny text posts arent my Puns like that could get you in give it a Yeah I think the joke might be falling
egberts:hate when randos got me blocked like BITCH i wanna reblog your funny text post on my dash
caitluffs: applethefruit: crrocs: how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared
tactical-facepalm: Funny Text Messages and Autocorrect Fail Meme Number – 1478http://tactical-facepalm.tumblr.com/
My blog is like part monochrome nature part funny text posts and part descriptive melancholic passages about how I hate everyone so obviously I categorize under the genre of pastel grunge.
monica-geller:*adds ‘haha’ at the end of my completely non-funny text message to ensure that the recipient knows i’m a lighthearted, nice person who knows how to have a good time*
I realized you can make someone into a better version of themselves but at the end of the day it’s fake. Because it basically means that the person is so weak and lack self awareness to the point they don’t know what they want for themselves so they’re
So yesterday white guy came out of nowhere sending me this meme saying “you when I asked you what we are”& that shit was so random that it pissed me off so all I said was “don’t disrespect me, I don’t think it’s funny” Obvi I get left
idk the last time I had sex
