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umhi-im-alexis: Folks who didn’t have tumblr before 2010-2011ish didn’t have to deal with all those fucking gifs of that guy who worked as Peter Pan at Disneyland and subsequently hear about the drama that ensued when Tumblr Kids kept fuckig stalking
sizvideos: 5th graders are learning sign language so that they can communicate with a friend and classmate (video)
can we read together
I’m paranoid af that I jeopardized my job today and it’s all I can sit here and think about
FUCK!!!!
Can a heart still break once it's stopped beating?
fuck-benedict: can we just collectively agree as a generation that we aren’t going to care if each other’s houses are clean when we visit bc im gettin real sick of the “the house has to be spotless or our guests will judge us” deal my parents
I hate people. Specifically noisy partying neighbors with loud music. Every. Fucking. Weekend. when the weather gets warmer. Happens every year. This summer my new hobby is calling the cops and filing online complaints with the council. Grrrrrrr……
milkybreads: Diamond no Ace crossover! Thank you to everyone who send me kind messages and giving me support when I was feeling unwell.
This is how I prep public toilets. Can’t pay me to sit on a bare public toilet seat.
FUCK YEAH ONE PIECE
Can you feel that nothing?
schekinah: peopleofthediaspora: I still can’t believe they showed a Black father giving his Black daughter a talk about the repercussions of white privilege for us during prime time television and there was no white faux outrage. They probably didn’t
This is why we can't have nice things.
I had a dream about you last night. I always have dreams about you. Despite having ended everything and not having spoken to one another in a few years, you still find a way to haunt me. No matter how hard I try to forget you, I never can. You find your
lifeinpoetry: I realize that being a woman is a lot like being a planet—I can’t decide what my gravity attracts. I am as helpless as I am powerful. I am very powerful. — Rita Feinstein, from Life on Dodge
I can never rely on anyone for help Im always left to fend for myself. And then people wonder why I put my family and career in front of them.
Can You Handle Me?
hikikomori6.tumblr.com/ is stealing content. I’ve seen my photo’s republished without original source and also the work of soulescaper uremysweetapocalypse naked-yogi hannalgrace electricsexdoll (can’t tag her). Please report this douche.
lirrylirry: this is the hottest thing in the entire world you can not convince me otherwise
can lightning give me abs
Can someone please tell me that Kate Argent dies a slow and painful death? I’m up to S1 Ep4 and I already want to lynch this bitch.
Did I just go to read one of my favourite books and realise I can’t because it makes me think of my first best friend who died in January?Yeah. That happened.
nomoremissnicebi: So you know how people are always talking about how “homosexual behavior can be found in animals”? Well it just occurred to me that almost every example I’ve ever heard has actually been describing animals that engage sexually
lemme just get this straight. if you’re doing something that hurts both me AND you and making us BOTH cry… then um why do you do it ? it’s easy, just stop. god, I really don’t know what to do anymore. CAN I PLEASE JUST GET
I can't stand how much I want you inside me
mikewaters: Canadia Canada’s got the mouth but America has the balls #you can go suck our Florida now suck our florida omg
Fuck, I can’t remember my email password either D:
BeRealWitchaself
weed-breath: Bags on bags of dank
damn i can't stop thinkin bout this chick i saw at the sneaker shop today
Fuck Yeah Crossfit
Fuck I can't even sit on the couch Bc it's wet. Who is behind this? Who's OJ was that? ...oh... It was mine!😖😤😓
Woke up wanting to go get a tattoo. Remembered I’m pregnant and I can’t do spontaneous things like that again yet ha ha :/
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:gotitforcheap:barf-lyf:i know there are daddy doms, but are grand-daddy doms a thing?if ur a good girl for grandpappy, you can have a werther’s original Burn this whole post
fuck why can’t I be you?
CAN THINSPO AND PRO ANA BLOGS STOP PUTTING ME ON THEIR DAMN BLOGS, STOP TAGGING ME AS THAT AND STOP STEALING MY SHIT
OH AND LETS ADD HOLES AND THE PRINCESS BRIDE TO THAT LIST BECAUSE ‘I CAN FIX THAT’ AND ‘AS YOU WISH’ ARE THE MOST ROMANTIC HEART BREAKING WONDERFUL LINES IN ANYTHING EVER
trying to express myself on facebook the same way that I express myself on tumblr is like trying to speak to a worm. YOU JUST CAN’T.
wayward-hobbit: “As long as I can remember, when I was a little kid I have always been conscious that we are here for a limited period. Not really fearing death at all, but as a little boy I did resent it. I thought it was unfair because there
you can be the king but watch the queen conquer
can you host?
Going to da club with my girls and hoping a good grind on people will relieve some of my sexual frustration, but in reality I’ll probably just be angry that I can’t be as much of a playa as Don Jon.
itsalonglonglongwaydown: What Brandon says can be very ambiguous sometimes…
pizzaforpresident: fun fact: the dentist can tell if you’ve given a blowjob recently
Fuck what can I do now
yikimiki:concept: extremely sweet and caring guys that fuck you like an animal in heat
Fuck you yahoo screw your agenda
fucking-bambi: can’t wait to spend the night in bed eating chinese, on my own unfortunately
samjoonyuh: 6 selfies that vaiiliilie tagged me in. cptmani the-spirit-indestructible the-black-bolin @laureen(you changed your name and I can’t remember lol) asleepwhileawake annnnd marchemartian, your turn!
tanyewesttt:People can learn a thing or two from Jiraiya tbh
spookybara:When the you can fight to your heart’s content
perdidot: u can’t stop me
dextrodiva: if you cant have me at my worst (naruto), then you sure as hell can’t have me at my best (also naruto)
misslucy-rose:firstgingerdoctor:mother. friggin’. space. man.x 😍😍😍😍😍 what a beauty!!! (“But my 2014 phone can’t snap a picture of the moon” -spookipapi1996) Hahahaha I feel ya! My jaw literally dropped..
PLEASE SIGN THIS PETITION SO THE KKK CAN BE DEEMED A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION !!!
