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diarrheaworldstarhiphop: “Why can’t you just get a job, kiddo?” holy shit
like i always try to help people when i can
thethneedler: EVERYBODY SHOULD READ THIS!!!!!!!!!REBLOG…IT CAN SAVE A LIFE OR TWO!!!WARNING: Some knew about the red light on cars, but not Dialing 112.An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren’s parents have always
save who you can save.
depressionista: a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club?
sambamkablaam: adriofthedead: #that baby is gonna unintentionally ostrich it right into hell Someone help I literally can’t stop laughing
thebacklot: iamtheredheadedleague: I can’t get over the fact that Prince Harry calls the Queen Granny. IT IS SO WEIRD THAT SHE IS THE QUEEN AND ALSO HIS GRANNY. Adorable
vetor2064: Even more. This time featuring Tetsuo. Mostly…Not gonna bother with a link this time. You can just find the clips on youtube anyway.
His Little Fuck
can't get much gayer than that
anotheralexandros: I was cleaning out my high school Google drive folders, and I just found my old study group’s guide for the AP US History exam. one of our notes is “if two people are arguing and you can only remember one of their names, the other
FUCK, MARRY, KISS. SEND ME 3 NAMES.
Y'all can hate me for this but I died laughing.
dukeofbookingham: So this happened at the bookstore today:I was shelving things, like I’m supposed to be doing, and this guy who’s been trying to talk to me and interrupting my work for like half an hour comes swaggering around the aisle and goes, “Can
jimdoindierockmusic: FIDLAR - Max Can’t Surf
fuck I can’t wait to buy a Hitachi to do this
fuck-benedict: can we just collectively agree as a generation that we aren’t going to care if each other’s houses are clean when we visit bc im gettin real sick of the “the house has to be spotless or our guests will judge us” deal my parents
lady-macbethany: They need to make a sexy flamingo Halloween costume, that way I can wear it to Halloween parties with a sign that says “Single and ready to flamingle.”
shaclows: yxxz: yxxz: you know what’s really odd? numbers not divisible by 2 That joke was so bad i can’t even
ommanyte:I bet you can guess exactly what this is going to be. I regret nothing.
I am officially bugging outI can’t take another two years of this shit
Just fuck it all.
vincecartersisgone-deactivated2: collections that are raw as fuck ➝ elie saab s/s 2014
marlynnofmany:serpents-fr:people who live in areas where there are native lizards should never take that for granted. you can just go outside and see a little guy hanging out. what’s better than that? What’s better is when the little guy starts doing
incaseart: Aaand here’s this week’s CYOA winner. Strap on time! The girls are done for the night! Sam can’t stay up too late. She has to go to work in the morning. What is Sam’s job? A)She works at the gym as a personal trainer with this lady
mynameismad: esmethenezumi: mynameismad: A true disney princess jesus christ how can i not reblog this Wow hey I forgot I drew this
johnwatsonismyspiritanimal: the-unpopular-opinions: I hate it when people are like “wow I’m so awkward!” or they think acting awkward is cute and quirky. It’s not cute and fun when you actually are awkward and can’t talk to anyone or make
buzzfeed: People Can’t Stop Talking About This Dude’s Awesomely Nerdy Hair
jackfrost-flakes: this-gay-gypsy-bar-mitzvah: everafitzherbert: OLÉ fUCK WHY OMFG
forgivenpromises: your-snowflake: cherrispryte: lemonyandbeatrice: Fred McFeely Rogers (March 20, 1928 – February 27, 2003) Oh. Sobbing. Okay. why am i actually crying at this Omg mr rodgers… :’( I can’t no..
Can you fight?
A Wolf can be a Wolfhound
anjamoon: staininyourbrain: being best friends with a guy is extremely stressful tbh. extremely. stressful. I am fucking dying
jimmy-tiberius: ihadsuchhighhopes: professionally-dead: This makes me so happy And if you can’t find a dad a lesbian will work just as well I didn’t think it could get better but it got better
feffetassprite: pissfreak: justicerobo: I CAN’T TELL IF HE’S PLAYING AIR GUITAR OR LOADING UP AN INVISIBLE SHOTGUN he s playing invisible guitar in his Hardcore Band souda plays invisible drums while crying sonia plays invisible cymbals while
eremika: Because I can't get enough of Heterochromiac!Eren (◡‿◡✿)
heyderryday: castiel-knight-of-hell: Ever want to reread a fanfic but you can’t remember the title? Here’s a Google trick that will change your life Let’s say you’re looking for a Destiel fic that involved a trip to Costco and you read it on
Fuck yes.. can we also have this in a joker and harley set too?
cerastes: If anyone asks what was the internet about in the early 2000s, you show them:
zetablarian: berlynn-wohl: venndigo: k8thescout: can someone explain the alignment chart for me but in like, the simplest wording possible lmao lawful good: i want to do the right thing, and following society’s rules is the best way to do that
splitdicks: you can pinpoint the exact moment his heart shatters into pieces lmao SORRY MIZUKI
calmility: the fastest word i can type is motherlode
tsubaki-nicky: Can you feel this scene
To people who don’t have allergies: Fuck you.
people who are talented and attractive haha more like fuck you you adorable piece of shit.
imaginedmmd: imaginedmmd: imagine all the dmmd boys getting into a pillow fight (yes even mink). clear doesn’t realize his own strength and ends up hurting people in the process. the only person he can battle is mink and everyone gathers to watch
amouuarts: Some F2U (free to use) pagedolls I made of my fav DMMD characters ; v ; <333 (You can find links to separates here! - http://amouu.deviantart.com/art/F2U-DMMD-Pagedolls-470078488 ) I might do more in the future!
justacoffeeshop: doctor, I can’t stop singing what’s new pussycat sounds like you have tom jones disease is it rare? it’s not unusual
dimsumbao: axentwear: Hi everyone! Thank you so much for your patience and support. Without further ado, we’re proud to announce our crowd funding campaign! We need all the help we can get to make this crowd funding successful and turn these headphones
Hare and Scissors
irl-slyblue: can they please release a nsfw re:code because I need more nsfw sly in my life esp with mizuki I mean jesus christ
can anyone tell me if haikyuu is worth watching.
hehenyek: I met a boy, cute as can be
can my hair just be pink already without having to go through the hassle of putting the dye in and my parents yelling at me.
sly-cool: Noiz will always refuse to get out of a luxurious car because the seat warmer would be making his butt nice and toasty and he can’t take the chance of having a cold butt ever again
can we just skip spring, summer, and autumn and just go straight back to winter. thanks.
cicero-needs-a-carrot: josukeistrans: ok but why pay like 跌 for an aoba figure covered in fake cum when you can go buy a cheaper aoba figure and add the real deal yourselfsounds like something aobabe would do
aitaikuji: Subbed the event drama part with Sousuke’s awkward laugh, Makoto and Haru’s shared telepathy, and Rin almost kissing complaining to Makoto LOL. Drama track is A+ lol. (for those interested, you can hear my own lone laughing voice at 1:15
i want aoba to ride the fuck out of bruce the shark tbh
