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I'm basically Korean except for the fact that I'm not Korean.
cawcawmotherfuckerr: tumblr is like a nightclub and twilight tries to get in and the bouncer is like hell no, you’re not cool enough to get in here but then he looks at robert pattinson and just gives him this knowing nod like except you you can stay
omorashidonney: So Star was a little naughty and decided she would try be a big girl and wear pull ups instead of diapers, no would notice, right?Except when you’re wearing pull ups, its real hard for the grown ups to not notice when a little kitten
s-erene-shores: i’ve grown so unattached from people like i could literally move across the country tomorrow and not give a shit about leaving anyone except for like 3 people
livingggg: face full of bvla… except my dumb philtrum jewelry… that is anatometal.. and it is boring and not gold… ughhh i wish i could afford pretty jewelry while I’m stretching it. Oh well
sizequeenconfessions: girthyencounters: My husband is not so exceptional in the size department. After our second child, my pussy didn’t offer him much in the way of friction anymore. We got into an anal routine that satisfies him instead and he hasn’t
“I have all the characteristics of a human being: flesh, blood, skin, hair … but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust.” American Psycho (2000)
lotrlockedwhovian: kishikaiisei: Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap. And/or flop somewhere comfortable and tumble and not talk much except to show each other some stupid thing you found online
professorcarroll: this 👏 Except a lot of guys actually dislike the movie for not sexist reasons like bad CGI, bad casting (IE there were better suited women for the roles), bad jokes, stereotyped characters (the main female cast are all stereotyped)
artsy-batsy: Jean-Paul: Trust me you guys I know I’m hard to love…. I don’t except physical affection as nicely as Teo and Pom…. I know that I come off really rude I guess… I’m an asexual aromatic I’m not exactly material to be loved on
carriagelamp: kynareth: whoops I thought I was done with this except apparently I’m not because I made the mistake of looking up sources and HOLY FUCK I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS HOW FUCKING DARE YOU I won’t ever forgive them unless they make it
soundssimpleright: ultrafacts: Yacouba Sawadogo is an exceptional man – he single-handedly managed to solve a crisis that many scientists and development organizations could not. The simple old farmer’s re-forestation and soil conservation techniques
autistic-sowachowski: unrelatableuserboxes: ever notice that the mean voice in ur head that insults u is awful confident for something thats literally never done anything in its life except be mean to you… like… one of us is pathetic and its not me
mjalti: me: I am NOT buying another honey bottle just bc it’s in a cute bear form bottle: *is a bear except it’s upside down, doing a headstand* me:
randomitemdrop: archaicwonder: Medieval Silver-Gilt Skull Ring, c. 16th Century AD Item: Ring of Nine Skulls: as Necklace of Fireballs, except with skulls. Not magic ones or anything, just perfectly normal human(oid) skulls.
naamahdarling: aceofstars: I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT OH MY GODD Except I can never NOT parse the “hieroglyphs” on the far right as reading “I dig that ass.”Which still works, TBH.
zenyomi: lagonegirl: White Americans think they’re the only true Americans. Nobody else should enjoy the freedoms of America except white people. It’s religious freedom not only *insert white religion here* I hate whites so much. So so Much.
reiquintero: Overwatch Vampire Symmetra Halloween Special artwork! I had an amazing time streaming and creating this piece featuring my favorite Overwatch characters, I’m loving so much these skins and Vampire Symmetra is not exception Special
thenimbus: funwithmedicine: Central heterochromia is where the central (pupillary) zone of the iris is a darker color than the mid-peripheral (ciliary) zone. I have this! :D
kiango: like ok sure “not all cops are bad” but where are all these “good cops” when their buddies are executing children? Do they speak up? Do they condemn their coworkers? Do they do a god damn thing except sit back and give their tacit approval
queenconsuelabananahammock:talkdowntowhitepeople:ultrafacts:Yacouba Sawadogo is an exceptional man – he single-handedly managed to solve a crisis that many scientists and development organizations could not. The simple old farmer’s re-forestation
I had a dream there was a gif on this website of a parade of running, tripping puppies - except for one, who executed a perfect slo-mo cartwheel. I am completely disappointed with life because this is not real.
I had a ton of stuff on top of my dresser and last night Gabrielle found it entertaining to push it. All. Off. Except for a portable DVD player battery and one of my tax forms. Why not do it all the way properly though? She’s also made a game
twofigs: i am writing all the time except just like inside of me and not outside
airagorncharda: Every person on this planet is one accident away from becoming disabled. Every person on this planet will become disabled if they live long enough. You are not an exception. Neither are your loved ones.If you feel like disability rights
mearsederisa: I woke up this morning 2 hours after my alarm was supposed to go off and realized I had to pee really urgently and when I stood I started wetting myself but was able to stop quickly, getting to the bathroom. Except, I decided no, not going
ottteu: milk-chiller2: Do you ever get that very specific aching feeling that you get before going to an airport at dusk, except you’re not going to the airport, and it’s just because you looked at an overpass yes. precisely so.
elsa-snowqueen: pitchs-daughter: okay I usually try to make it a rule to not reblog things to this blog but exceptions must be made
nb16: rifa: thisisgabbs: Something that I and other people deal with. All I can do is ask for forgiveness and try harder to not let my problems make relationships unbearable to be with. This except I also lash out sometimes. Boop. ….this explains
charlesoberonn: Have you noticed how we only ever see Mystery Girl at night time? I’m not saying she’s a vampire except that’s exactly what I’m saying.
drinking-tea-at-midnight: except they’re still incensed about not being to say the other two either
prettyokayray: charlesoberonn: The song “Jolene” but the singer never stops describing Jolene, going into more and more details and getting more and more disturbing until you’re not sure what Jolene is except that you’re afraid of her. ♪ your
aspiringwarriorlibrarian: lesbwian: Superheroes that are like “if we kill them we’re just as bad as they are uwu” ? Micro dick energy The only exception is Aang, whose whole “I’m not gonna kill him if i can find another way” thing is less
lezbee-an: copperbadge: soprano-and-the-altoclef: What a mood I feel like not enough attention is being paid to the savagery of “said accurately of himself” right before the mood. Beethoven: i’m bad at everything (except composing i guess)
mizgnomer: Crowley is almost always to Aziraphale’s left(except when driving the Bentley)Good OmensBonus – Not to make a long post even longer, but also:
caramelcheese: endlessnightarts: BUT DOES RUNNING WATER KILL THEM OR NOT??! #I can’t believe this is a real scene#it reads like one of those Incorrect Quotes things as a joke#except it’s real
trans-mouse: profeminist: Comic source This is actually not that different from what i did. Except I named my DnD character Lydia, then found out “Hey i like being called lyida” so im literally named after my own dnd character
prokopetz:NFTs in plain English:You know what a certificate of authenticity is for a physical piece of art? Like, a chain of documented ownership that can be used to prove your art is the original and not a copy? NFTs are like that, except for digital
secretedpearls: “I certainly believe we all suffer damage, one way or another. How could we not,except in a world of perfect parents, siblings, neighbours, companions? And then there is the question on which so much depends, of how we react to the
1ruckus: Learn something everyday!! Why not this? What would you lose? Your old way of thinking, perhaps? No one has to know, except you… You may look back in hindsight and see this is true!!
“And the danger is that in this move toward new horizons and far directions, that I may lose what I have now, and not find anything except loneliness.” ~Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath
sumisa-lily:“And the danger is that in this move toward new horizons and far directions, that I may lose what I have now, and not find anything except loneliness.” ~Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath
sensual–aura: …of which I am one. I am not interested in the common, the shallow, the ordinary, nor the superficial. I crave the kind of love that is rare, exceptional, and perseveres against all odds. ^^^Well said @sensual–aura. Agree
imnotaustinpowers: queenbeereginageorge: thingsofthewild: ftcreature: The Featured Creature: They See Me Rollin’: New Cartwheeling Flic-flac Spider Discovered Not much is known about their biology or ecology, except that they’re really freakin’
Fashion goals (except umbrella although its fierce af so why not)
ehot611: Ass Invaders | Episode 1 (Release) 7 July 2018. Life is strange thing… If you scared something with big chance it can happening with you in one day. And i’m not exception from this rule… I know hot to kick ass to this ugly bastards but
xelandis: Lee and Makoto 1 - Makoto’s Thanks Makoto hasn’t got a lot to offer Lee in thanks for saving her, except for a lovely blowjob every night, I mean, why not? She is blind, so she didn’t know how big his shaft would be, so it still hurts
asleepylioness: Hello my dear ASL, so, here’s what I did this week. Nothing’s really vintage about it, except the filter and the TV, which is from my parents’ house (not really that old, but well). I really liked how the pic turned out, and I
selfshotteengirls1: Kik: selfshotteens Always looking for submissions. All are welcome…except dicks, not a big dick fan. Let me show you off
Support me on Patreon => Reapersun on Patreon“Are you unhappy, darling?” “Oh yes, yes! Completely.”Month before last someone on my Patreon requested Addams Family AU for the Murder Family and I love it ;w; Will is an ancient warlock full
yourniggasdick: I was only going to post on Saturday/Sunday but you guys been exceptionally nice 🙃 I was scared to save his snaps cause I thought these weren’t him lol but then he showed his face. So it’s not a lot. But here’s the videos:
reefs231: Stepdaddy Chronicles # 12AaronSo here’s the scene. My son, whose life I really aint been a part of, is sleeping just inches away from me in my own bed. Well, that’s not too weird, right? Well it wouldn’t be weird except for the fact that
dbvictoria: The best of the internet’s response to the 5th Olympic ring not opening During the opening ceremony for the Sochi Winter Olympic Games, mechanical snowflakes rose towards the sky and bloomed to create the Olympic rings, except for one
ultrafacts: Yacouba Sawadogo is an exceptional man – he single-handedly managed to solve a crisis that many scientists and development organizations could not. The simple old farmer’s re-forestation and soil conservation techniques are so effective
3-holes-2-tits: Blackout contact lenses.Not entirely impenetrable by light as a tight hood is, but keeping anything except differences between bright light and darkness out. So they effectively blinds the wearer and denies seeing anything of value.A
woobisboobies: scorci: Chelsi’s re-made ref now with color and details.A little note that I did not specify is that her eyes are nearly always closed or near closed except when in private or around very close people. Sheep. Shame her lists of likes
fuglyhorses: ptarmigans:twofacedsheep:Zorse with Zebras.Original Source.fuglyhorses is this safe? Not sure what you mean by safe. Zorses can be bred fairly easily, but it’s never a good idea as there’s literally no point for it except the novelty
