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henstomper: henstomper: the iron giant in ready player one is the “wow cool robot” comic except instead the robot is shooting them directly in the face and still missing the iron giant in the iron giant film: i am not a weapon. i do not want to
therentyoupay: yuki119: but the 104 all spread out with their own spacious place to sleep except eren and jean who are literally sleeping on top of one another #i’m not gonna let this go#i will not#but what do you want to bet they’re only sleeping
I have literally no idea why you are not on your knees under the desk kissing my feet. Except you being ill or a lazy and bad slave hubby. And you’re not ill. But I do have literally dozens of ideas how to punish you for being a lazy and bad slave
flr-captions: I have literally no idea why you are not on your knees under the desk kissing my feet. Except you being ill or a lazy and bad slave hubby. And you’re not ill. But I do have literally dozens of ideas how to punish you for being a lazy
fumbledeegrumble: mentaldisposition: If he’s not a fave, you’re not a fave Remember when I said I don’t care about muscular people yesterday?Every time I say that, I immediately whisper, “except Terry Crews”Because he’s perf Protect Terry
tripropellant: exceptionals: me: hey friend: *after two minutes of not replying* hey whats upme: *washing the gasoline off myself* not much hbu just now realized the implication is the person was about to light themselves on fire. i’ve had this
asleepylioness: Dear Lioness, Self love… baths, wine (maybe not so good for me), and… lying around in bed and not having to get up. These are my treats which (with the exception of wine) happen rarely because I lack time, and over schedule myself.
vsmnd: Lisa is chilling on Zack Island with some ninja guy; here, but not in DoAX3 https://my.mixtape.moe/bqoyyt.webm https://gfycat.com/NegativeAcademicEchidna I couldn’t say much about this animation, except it’s not my best one, and it’s more
madeinthenude: Healthy Family Shared family nudity should be common and the rule, not the exception. It is how nature intended us to live. Family nudity is not only healthy because it creates stronger bonds, but it also removes the mystery of the human
deanwinchestor: female awesome meme: [13/20] females in movies→ nyota uhura↳ “ Was I not one of your top students? And did I not, on multiple occasions, demonstrate an exceptional aural sensitivity, and I quote, “an unparalleled ability to
hinekosama: moehoshi-fandom: GUUUUYS I MADE A THING. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧I’m not gomen (except for not making Murasaki-kun tall enough). HOLY SHIT I—- //bleeds to death
waistbandboy: this one is not light blue but certainly blue and interesting…. I’m not sure what to think of this one except, it’s a strangely erotic picture. What do you guys think?
jessicafappit: You can’t even tell I’m a tgirl haha not except for that itty bitty outline of my little princess parts in the front of my panties! I hate the word bulge, it’s not a bulge! It’s too little! I like calling it my princess bump
mschris314: One. This looks like the start to some gay wrestling porn. Two Randy’s body is perfect … except for that flat ass. He is not be as big…but that’s not what I’m after anyways!
shonenfanboygirl: Binan Koukou Chikyuu Bouei-bu LOVE! + Text posts.
darkfiretaimatsu: Good thing the princess has such a sense of humour, or else accusations of being undead might not go so well~ But yes, there’s exceptions to every rule, and the longevity of sky princesses is well noted! And it’s not because she’s
eammod: mynoodlesdoodles: I’m not a furry, but my character will have sex with anything that moves and is above 7/10. This is not an inaccurate representation of every DnD character I’ve ever played. Except for Yohrum, he just liked to hit people
thepsychologicalhippie: I’m not a big fan of gingers, but I think I can make an exception for this one. Good god he is fine. Those eyes. *Sigh* How do you not like gingers? They’re so cute. /has a slight bias
thepsychologicalhippie: donnerdont: thepsychologicalhippie: I’m not a big fan of gingers, but I think I can make an exception for this one. Good god he is fine. Those eyes. *Sigh* How do you not like gingers? They’re so cute. /has a slight bias
thereismorethanone: Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,And sorry I could not travel bothAnd be one traveler, long I stoodAnd looked down one as far as I couldTo where it bent in the undergrowth; The Road Not Taken, Robert Frost. Except, of course,
@kayceecat1311 replied to your post: I had pasta for dinner, why am I so hu…Not fully relevant except for the topic of food, have you ever been to a place called Genghis Grill? (hopefully you live by one)I have not! Looking it up, there don’t
incorrectdiodeshippingquotes: Ash: The doctor said that I was perfectly fine. Except for this massive burn scar. And a broken rib. Which was right next to two other broken ribs. Clemont: Did he clear you or not? Ash: He did not. Alright, let’s get
wit-and-sexuality: You can’t say they are not creative… This is genius! Great for, except I have one problem: Truly, I am not a misogynist, however, I do believe the umbrella should be for the man, simply and specifically, in this situation alone.
when someone has a sign on their door once they get past the security gate that says: “DO NOT INVITE ANY EXTRA MALES OVER. DO NOT DISCLOSE ADDRESS TO ANY UNAPPROVED GUESTS (EXCEPT BADDIES). gotta love srae sremmurd
i try not to engage on speaking on a subject such as this but in this case itll be an exception. im seeing alot of posts regarding “end racism” and so and so. as far as im concerned…sometimes its not about certain words. if anything
yes-butno: Except the guys I know who say this are the ones that ask me “Are you okay? You look really tired!!” when I’m not wearing makeup :P But there really are guys that think you look great whether or not you have make up on!
eiriee: This is like a shot of a woman running where the camera focuses on her cleavage. Except it’s a man, not a woman. And a pug, not boobs.
hplessflirt: sexfiendme: So I saw this sexy pic with this guy wearing a tie and I thought “you know what that’s a good idea for a post”. Except it’s not because I’m not a professional photographer so actually its just a GIF of a dude dicking
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reylogarbagechute: “You are nothing. But not to me.”Let’s get this straight. Ben is not trying to imply to Rey that no one will ever care for her except for him. That is how some people see it and might think it is abusive. He is trying to say
herliege: What put you there is irrelevant now. Let’s say it was words. My words. What keeps you there is the question. No, not a whip, nor my hands on your skin. There is no leather or rope in sight. What keeps you there is not force, except the
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lotrlockedwhovian: circusgifs: reichenbachfalls: jamesmoriartay: I’m not sorry You shouldn’t be was not excepting- omfg *choking*
rlyhigh: offgloss: Phones, specially iPhones are looked upon as important things or objects when in fact they are not at all, I was using my iPhone 4 as a palette. Nowadays, palette’s are not appreciated enough, except by quite few people. The whole
eiriee: This is like a shot of a woman running where the camera focuses on her cleavage. Except it’s a man, not a woman. And a pug, not boobs. Wtf ↑
do-not-open-til-christmas: It’s working so well, I’m not sure there’s a reason to ever let the dumbfuck out. Well, except to play with it. That’s always fun.
toguchin: Guys the kids of the Dangan Ronpa cast, with the exception of Sonia are already POC They are Japanese they are not white. Please do not call them white. Even Togami is half Japanese.
lornemilee: badmoonmoonrising: xoloitzcuintles are dogs and they grow to be about… average-sized, not too small but not too big and they’re hairless except sometimes they grow fucking mohawks Often times people also think they’re the chupacabra.
offgloss: Phones, specially iPhones are looked upon as important things or objects when in fact they are not at all, I was using my iPhone 4 as a palette. Nowadays, palette’s are not appreciated enough, except by quite few people. The whole concept
death-by-dior: malemodelscene: Radek Pestka at Avant Models by Adam Cekiera X
thetidebreaks: It’s so rare a movie not only lives up to my expectation, but exceeds it. And not only exceeds it, but ends up being really fucking deep for a kids flick. I legitimately was stunned, having gone in completely blind except a few of the
badlittlekoala: ihavebeenexceptionallynaughty: So there’s this one guy I fuck… I don’t cum when we get together. I have agreed that he will not make an attempt to pleasure me. He does not touch my pussy, except for humiliating wet checks. He does
prettylikeher: I wanna do this to him just like that. Except scoop up all the cum and swallow. Waste not want not.
superwholocklainer: understarkment: channyfaith: sammywincheser: though-do-infact-shut-up: diddlesandaprostates: #and not a single fuck was given that evening Sherlock is a show about brilliant people not giving a damn about anything. except
yakovlev-vad: All pony loves Apples, and Chrysalis is not exception, so why not eat one) Only one thing Chrysalis didn’t think about - Changelings copy only outer form. So… she should have been a bit less enthusiastic about eating apples. Unfortunately
sindri42: ceilingcow: couriers-mile: The “how many planks can you replace in a boat before it’s not the same boat anymore” puzzle, except “how many mods can you install on Skyrim before you’re not playing Skyrim anymore” The Skyrim of
yakovlev-vad: Usually Twilight prefer not to use dark magic, but for halloween night she can make an exception Everything to bring her friends fun!The main thing is not to overdo it^^’
quinndolyns:quinndolyns:possibly one of the most legitimately unhinged and sociopathic takes i’ve ever seen on tumblr this is like admitting to not washing your hands when you piss. or not putting away grocery carts when you’re done with them. except
heavensenthale:queeranarchism:runcibility:someone with more time than me please make a ‘thank you for your service - not you’ meme with all kinds of workers boots except the not you is cop boots and combat boots. like this?
chio-tyan: Might not be relatable for anyone, but whatever. I’ve been called disgusting because of my OTPs about 15 times last month. Please please PLEASE don’t treat us less human just because you think shipping our OTPs is not right. NO exceptions.
gaymommy: tumblr “doms” are NOT like real Doms. tumblr “doms” are basically sexual predators in my own opinion. they have no interest in anything except their own sexual gratification. they do not care about the well-being and safety of their
mischief-in-221b:timeladycheen:itsstuckyinmyhead:Australian photoset #27more?American photoset#26i….i know those girls….they go to my school…. This is all brilliant, except that’s not Putin’s car. That’s not even in Australia, because we
master-mind: “That One Word.” — That one word….unsettles her. She is in control except that she wants to be not in control….but in a controlled settling giving up control to the one who she trusts to not make her lose control beyond her comfort
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