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It CONSTANTLY amazes me that women never EVER see this obvious and complete logical rebuttle coming… every time I say it they get this shocked feeling on their faces. Like they’re having an epiphany… its great. ^_^
…. sweet Gods…. I hope this person failed whatever medical course they were enrolled in… for the sake of our children….
…. Genius.
See? Even floods have silver linings! ^_^
I am FAR too patriotic to NOT post this… enjoy..
…. so not fair… =(
Honestly… how does the USA even still EXIST… its a miracle….
If EVER there was a dog who deserved a treat….
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! XD
Should thrown those commandments into the bible. Pillows instead of stone tablets too. Genius. ^_^
If you don’t get this… you’re a lamer. Just sayin’…. >_>
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Amen.
I almost agree with this. I mean… I’m REALLY good at masturbating… most of the time its better than bad sex. I’m talented, I know. ^_^
=O I KNEW IT!!!!! XD
….. if any woman is wondering how to get me to marry you… make this for me….
So fucking epic I don’t even know where to start….
Gahahahahahaha! I wish I was that cool when I was a teen…. NICE.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Micky you fucking brown belt mother fucker!
I’m not whether to laugh or shiver…. bah…. I’ll go with laugh. AHAHAHHAAH!
=O I wish Siri was a real person because I’d SO bone her just for that….
So true….
lmao Logic often takes on beguiling forms…. ^_^
I won’t lie…. maybe it’s because I’m sick, or tired or… horny, I don’t know… but… I literally stared at this for 3 seconds after reading it before I laughed… I am ashamed… >_>
lol This right here… this is about the extent of my high society tendencies…. Gaha!
Oh no… they’ve created a word for that thing I do… fudge….
….. GAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA. Oh Supernatural… you slay me!
LMAO….. wow. Tiny dicked men have a comeback… I never knew… XD
Wow…. good point.
Gahahahahahaha! I know a girl like that. ^_^
….. gahahahahahhahaha! XD
…. I WANT!
GAHA!!! XD
I don’t know why but….. LMAO!!!! XD
I want this on a tshirt… like… right now. ^_^
And I never thought to look for Stargate memes WHY… I’m ashamed of myself. <3
lmao…. How to PWN an Genie 101…
Fuck…. I knew that shit was no accident!!!
Hahahahaha… depressingly accurate. ^_^
Holy fuck nuts…. this is so depressing… I’m not even sure I can say what I want for fear of pushing whomever likes this into killing themselves… >_>
XD
….. despite the general tone and composition of my blog… some things are just too cute NOT to be posted… >_>
…. so that’s what my future wife will look like….
…. there are no words…. BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
What can I say… it’s a gift. ;)
…… I love this for no reason whatsoever… wtf…. XD
HA!
Ha. This must be old. These days girls take at least a perc for a headache…. >_>
…. that makes me want to cry….
GAHA! XD
… right? That bitch was so prissy… I mean I still wanna lick her head bone extrusion thingy…. but prissy for sure…
FUCKIN’ EH! >=I
… she should be stoned…. =_=
ZED-PMs you stupid meme! XD
I feel like I’m unleashing great evil when let a girl ride me… so I feel ya Harry, I feel ya…
…. Sayid! *hugs*
… no shit.
………….. I’m using this every chance I get for the rest of my life…. *hugs the internet*
HA. I would. Just to see the look on his face. ;)
Oh well said, well said!
