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lmao…. This is genius…
Is there some kind of Nobel prize for banisters… I have your winner right here….
…………. I dont even know what to say. >_>
Who doesn’t? I mean as long as they bathe…. and are disease free… and dont look several decades older than they are, and wont try to stab me in my sleep, or steal from me, or cant fake an orgasm, or… Imma have to rethink
I have actually accomplished this. Some women are just generous. Amen. ^_^
Mind. Blown.
Honestly… this is how I feel about chipper people in the morning if I haven’t had coffee yet….
…. I don’t even know what to say…
Bro… you dont deserve a penis. =_=
Ya… that’s always my assumption. The bitches in question tend to disagree however… it ends badly in general… luckily I don’t give a shit. ^_^
…. this should be the cover of every Cosmo in existence for eternity… =_=
This needs to become a dead technology already… why are these still produced… WHY?
I REALLY hope a Canadian made that… it seems awesome enough to be Canadian…
… truth…
… it looks like my years and years of gifting my wisdom to the world have paid off. Well done disciple… well done…
Took the words right out of my mouth Mr. Green Pint.
AMEN!
Words to live by my friends. =)
My blessings upon all of you Tumblrites. =)
Totally. I haven’t tasted soft soft lips in far too long…
Hey, there’s always a price to pay for glory. I reckon it’s worth it some times. ^_^
lol This is beyond epic…
Nurse Joy… you sexy bitch you…
Possibly the most epic billboard of all time… >_<
…. is it wrong that I find this AMAZINGLY cute?
So basicall for about 90 seconds… ^_^
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
My father just sent me this…. some times… I love that guy. XD
Good call Bro…. ^_^
I wonder if this would work as a pickup…. women? Opinions?
…. been better if it was Depp… >_>
Oooooooooooooooooo….. note burn. Classic…
This made me laugh so loud I actually had my roomy come yell at me…. XD
I disagree not at all with this…. in any way…EXCEPT… blonde hair ew.
Not sure if this is racist, funny… or just a good call…
And the winner of the monthly “Best Facebook Comment” award issssssss!
Is it wrong that I wanna be turtle slapped… also… ya I’d slap her too… but somewhere nice….
lmao… if I met this dweeb in real life… I’d shove something up his ass. Violently. Without lube. Or warning…
I have nothing to say. Thank gods I’m Canadian… >_>
Worst case of misrepresentation I’ve ever seen. Not cool. =_=
…. won’t even try to deny it…. >_>
I LITERALLY have to give this guy props….
….. on her knees in a STALL? Marry that bitch immediately….
Story of my life bro… story of my life…
Possibly the most ghetto thing I have ever seen in the entirety of my life…. >_<
GAHA! Nice cover home skillet…
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Again, exactly the kind of wife I’ll be. I’ll be your oral alarm clock.
……………… AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XD
If you don’t get it… it’s because you’re a lamer… ^_^
That can’t possibly be true……………………..
On average? 5 a day. Unless I have a Second Coming…. HA! =P
There’s no way this was an accident… look at that fuckers smug look! I know that look. I get that same look whenever I see my own cock…. =)
Honestly… I don’t get why americans find this funny. Since when is being nice a BAD thing… I don’t get it… >_>
I feel ya man, happens to me almost hourly…. =)
Ha. I’ve done this. Don’t judge me. ^_^
lmao…. Dont even ask me why I find this so funny. But I do. It made me snort I laughed so hard. =)
Please note…. his brain is lit up too. We dont JUST think with our cocks thank you very much! Hmph! ^_^
