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asiancuckoldcaptions: ostyb:No words When your boss ordered your wife to bend over and show him her booty, you thought that’s it, the evening was over. You expected her to throw him out of your apartment, tell him he was drunk and out of line. But
su-ic-id-al: thentuckersaid: inkthorn: a drunk driver killed someone i love. i thought maybe, if i kept it up, i might hear something back… This is so beyond heart breaking, yet so extremely powerful. Never forget to tell your family, friends, and
tickatocka: i really want an “i accidentally broke into your house/apartment because my friend lives next door to you and i was in the area, drunk, and i thought i was climbing into the right window and falling asleep on the right couch (and i did
keeperofyoung:domwolff: Unnfffff 😈 My daughter was so drunk she thought I was her boyfriend
masterofsissies: Some sissies who thought I was joking when I said I was going to lock them up until next month - they wish they never made that stupid bet with me when they were drunk….
christel-thoughts: bootsnblossoms: refinery29: Drunk History just did a really amazing episode on the Stonewall Riots. Besides everything, two great things about this episode: 1) The narrator is Crissle West, the woman who narrated the Harriet Tubman
just-shower-thoughts: Being drunk must be terrifying for a blind person
i-still-hope-baby: su-ic-id-al: thentuckersaid: inkthorn: a drunk driver killed someone i love. i thought maybe, if i kept it up, i might hear something back… This is so beyond heart breaking, yet so extremely powerful. Never forget to tell your
I’m still very drunk and I thought this was a giant cat goodbye
starfleetspectre: before i get b-day drunk, i thought i should finish this…well as “finished” as it’s gonna get! as you all can see, i’ve had the same handwriting since i was in kindergarten. i can’t even read it myself sometimes.
blindjuliet:lol-im-gay-xd:colouredcages:inkthorn:a drunk driver killed someone i love. i thought maybe, if i kept it up, i might hear something back…Actually one of the saddest things I’ve read in a while. It’s even worse because it’s real, and
notebelow: And here we are, the first few shots from my my most recent photoshoot with MenArt. I was feeling unsure about doing any more shoots, especially in the middle of a bulk, but a) I thought I’d do a favour, and b) I was drunk when I agreed to
A drunk man's words is a sober man's thoughts.
whosromeo: a drunk man’s actions are a sober man’s thoughts
uglysaur: su-ic-id-al: thentuckersaid: inkthorn: a drunk driver killed someone i love. i thought maybe, if i kept it up, i might hear something back… This is so beyond heart breaking, yet so extremely powerful. Never forget to tell your family,
relatable-life-problems: inkthorn: a drunk driver killed someone i love. i thought maybe, if i kept it up, i might hear something back…
milk-me-hard: When i thought i was done for the night and started curling up on Sir, He broke the news that His friend was coming over to fuck me! That’s my faggot dream and my body went in horny mode again!His friend showed up a little drunk and horny
panic-at-the-bilbo: I thought this was hilarious when I was drunk
daddyslittlebabygirl: Someone liked a post that I reblogged. Something about everytime I see it I want it. And I looked at the photo and thought well yes I do want that. But when did I write that? Did I write that? Was I half asleep? Was I drunk when
under-a-r0ck: puke-prince: moon-cosmic-power: littlefuckinglesbian: I wonder whose arms I would run and fall into, if I was drunk in a room with every person I have ever loved. fuck. this got me fucked up shit Interesting thought.
inkthorn: a drunk driver killed someone i love. i thought maybe, if i kept it up, i might hear something back…
su-ic-id-al: thentuckersaid: inkthorn: a drunk driver killed someone i love. i thought maybe, if i kept it up, i might hear something back… This is so beyond heart breaking, yet so extremely powerful. Never forget to tell your family, friends,
werethless: the-tall-librarian: cummingsooon: shaolinbynature: Tiffany Haddish getting drunk and telling the story of Rose Valland, an art curator who recovered stolen art from the Nazis during WWII, is everything I’ve never thought I needed in
fetishexpo: There’s only so many times your wife will accept “ honey I dont know how l got into our daughters bed, I was drunk as fuck last night; I thought she was you!” After a while you just got to man up and tell her or fuck your daughter in
There are only two reasons I can believe that a woman would put her hands on something like this: 1. She is drunk or high. 2. She’s being paid to. When I saw an ad for this thing I truly thought that its only real market would be to young gay men.
myscentonu: Being reblogged is a total shot of sexual excitement. Thank you. And who can stop at one shot? Thought maybe I’d get drunk on this today so I’m posting another. Yours Truly K
mattfractionblog: argonauticae: argonauticae: i thought i had experienced joy before but then i saw magic mike xxl i was wine mom drunk when i made this post but i stand by it, magic mike xxl was a transformative experience, but do you know what
konstantinee: ooh-voldy-voldy: darrenissocoollike: maurafreakingbarker: Friend in Me Darren Criss Mother of God. Where is this from? AHAHAHAHA wait I thought he was drunk at first. He does a good Randy Newman impression. WHAT IS THIS
whitebriefguy03: latinguy43: Done this to my uncle when I was 15 Wow thats hot…i did that to my uncle that came to stay 4 a wk on hols & got drunk..he was fit but his cock was a bit disappointing tbh..still hot though..thought my heart was gona
stability:drunk me thought this picture would be funny and sober me agrees
b0mbb: su-ic-id-al: thentuckersaid: inkthorn: a drunk driver killed someone i love. i thought maybe, if i kept it up, i might hear something back… This is so beyond heart breaking, yet so extremely powerful. Never forget to tell your family, friends,
There is a coffe paradox: how to brew coffee without having drunk coffee already? Good morning boils and ghouls tis october. Do you know how many naughty thoughts I’ve had about those jumbo bags of candy in the grocery store? I need to find some
failnation: Drunk in thought.http://failnation.tumblr.com
broken-down-sluts: chloecumslut: “I think I’ve had too much.. to drink.. heh… this isn’t my room?” Getting her drunk that night had been harder than he thought, but he finally managed to pressure her into a few shots and before long
charrface: I was ever so slightly drunk last night. Clearly thought I was sexy. 😂
myworldisallfuckedup: This is my daughter Patricia shortly after I picked her up at the club the other night. She was so drunk that by the time we got home, she was passed out cold in the car. So, when I got parked in the driveway, I thought I would
eroticevolution: Alice could not help herself when her step brother walked into her room naked and drunk. She had always thought he was cute but now that she had the taste of his cock in her mouth she was addicted.
giraffesonparade: giraffesonparade: giraffesonparade: I am drunk and on my way home walked past this truck that had pictures of fish on it and said ‘meat without feet’ I laughed so hardr MEAT WITHOUT FEET this got more attention than I thought
mouth—fuck: Can’t get enough cock in your holes. It dominates your thoughts and your desires. Submit baby. Become a cock drunk slut.
patternsinnoise: just-shower-thoughts: It only takes three generations for you to be basically forgotten Tell that to my great great uncle, who is the reason that it’s illegal to drive a tractor while drunk in the state of Kansas.
archipelagoofliterarynonsense: rorycas: euphemology: gingercoe: Cas has such a sweetness to him. OKAY. I did NOT know this was a gif and THEN HE FUCKING SMILED AND I’M LIKE HALF ASLEEP/DRUNK RIGHT NOW AND I THOUGHT I WAS HALLUCIFERING I didn’t
lokis-army-at-221b: ewmartin: sherlike: ewmartin: what if during john’s stag, sherlock and john get so drunk that they reach a point where sherlock is like “you show me yours and i’ll show you mine” and they compare scars i thought that was
sensualdisturbed: lol-im-gay-xd: colouredcages: inkthorn: a drunk driver killed someone i love. i thought maybe, if i kept it up, i might hear something back… Actually one of the saddest things I’ve read in a while. It’s even worse because
fang107: just-shower-thoughts: Getting stoned makes you think you cant do stuff but you can. getting drunk makes you think you can do stuff but cant. Really?
just-shower-thoughts: Listening to two 4-year-olds talk to each other is like listening to drunk people having a conversation
xenosaurus: the-drunk-game-master:xenosaurus:i, foolishly, decided to try catching up on my x-men comics. went, ah, shit, that event happening has “X” in the title. how bad is it, I thought to myself.this bad is it. what in the goddamn hell.
just-shower-thoughts: Horny me has made a lot worse decisions than drunk me.
yourawizardkatniss: patternsinnoise: just-shower-thoughts: It only takes three generations for you to be basically forgotten Tell that to my great great uncle, who is the reason that it’s illegal to drive a tractor while drunk in the state of Kansas.
edgar-allan-woe: this-feeling-of-hopelessness: thentuckersaid: inkthorn: a drunk driver killed someone i love. i thought maybe, if i kept it up, i might hear something back… This is so beyond heart breaking, yet so extremely powerful. Never forget
