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kittywanks: withbliss: inkthorn: a drunk driver killed someone i love. i thought maybe, if i kept it up, i might hear something back… Holy fuck
theunlimitedskye: I just thought that the image of Jessie and James getting drunk together would be really cute I wasn’t wrong
panic-at-the-bilbo: I thought this was hilarious when I was drunk
disneyprinceronweasley: Harry: Ten years ago today I married my best friend Ron: Our wives are still really mad about it Harry: But we were drunk and thought it was funny
“We danced our youth in a dreamed of city, Venice, paradise, proud and pretty. We lived for love and lust and beauty, pleasure then our only duty. Floating them twixt heaven and earth, and drunk on plenties blessed mirth. We thought ourselves eternal
“We danced our youth in a dreamed of city, Venice, paradise, proud, and pretty. We lived for love and lust and beauty, pleasure then our only duty. Floating them twixt heaven and Earth, and drunk on plenties blessed mirth. We thought ourselves eternal
You would think that after 3 years broken up from him I would be all fine and dandy and moved on, right? You would think my insecurities 2 months ago totally didn’t ruin the potential sexual partner I had in him, right? You would think 3 years of
just-shower-thoughts: Drunk flirting is like hungry grocery shopping. You’ll likely bring something home you actually don’t want.
nextr3d: IT’S SPOOKTOBER BABY!RE-DOOT FOR CALCIUM! So I was browsing reddit and I came across a doot skeleton meme(or whatever is it called) and I thought that it’s brilliant idea to make lewd render out of it(yes I was drunk). So here it is :D uploadir
just-shower-thoughts: The “You’re in good hands” guys, the Mayhem guy, Flo, the Geico Gecko, and the State Farm guy (J.K. Simmons) should team up and do a Superbowl commercial about preventing drunk driving.
imaginensfw: Imagine your favorite male character is drunk and madly in love with you, because of this he pulls you close enough to begin spooning, and you begin to turn crimson when he whispers thoughts of lustful ecstasy into your ear. He also does
inkthorn:a drunk driver killed someone i love. i thought maybe, if i kept it up, i might hear something back…
thecuckoldadvisor: Sure, you thought it was fun the first night you invited him over to fuck your wife while you watched and jerked off. But you were drunk and horny, and despite your wife being a little reluctant, she did it just for you. But never
lonewolfe23: As you can see Houki Ichika’s childhood friend sent him a drink of unknown property’s. Chifuyu had thought it was a drink that was alcohol so naturally she drank it and because she was drunk she did not read the label to well or the warning
songofsunset: hippidydip: Under the sea played on bottles?! #at first based on the preview frame I thought it was a bunch of drunk dudes in a pool #it isn’t #it’s actually magic (via gr8a)
madness-and-gods: A wonderful bunch of bears What was the thought process that led to this… wtf bears… yer drunk… go home.
Professor River Song
rwfan11: Pic 1 - “Hey Randy, you haven’t returned any of my calls. I wanted to talk about the other night” - Josh “Look, it was just a blowjob…nothing more. I was drunk and it happened.” - Randy “But…I …thought..”
tickatocka: i really want an “i accidentally broke into your house/apartment because my friend lives next door to you and i was in the area, drunk, and i thought i was climbing into the right window and falling asleep on the right couch (and i did
vinyls-and-virtues: Because I thought it might scare you To see me under the ice Make you remember you cared for me What would you do if I died? Would you fly out for my funeral? Get too drunk at my wake? Would you make a scene then? Climb in and
jujala: Quickie: Mad Moxxi’s Way Of Waking Up Drunkards “Whenever a drunk patron falls asleep and just won’t leave, Mad Moxxi has a special way of waking them up.”Here’s a very short quickie I spontaneously decided to do. I thought I needed
kristendixon79: kristen: You never thought the game would go this far tonight, and things are spinning out of control. Your drunk wife is letting some guy she just met fuck her right on the crowded dance floor right in the club, and there is nothing
devs-iratvs: BERRY FREAKING PUNCH aka perpetually drunk horse. Never drawn her before, so I thought I’d fix that. x:
your-pal-hal:I turned 23 today, so my well thought out and intricate plans include: hanging out, getting drunk, having fun, aaaaand being lewd~X: Happy birthday, have fun! >w<
su-ic-id-al: thentuckersaid: inkthorn: a drunk driver killed someone i love. i thought maybe, if i kept it up, i might hear something back… This is so beyond heart breaking, yet so extremely powerful. Never forget to tell your family, friends, and
joshiiee69: You thought Joshy and his cock were gone huh? Nah I’m back baby. Hornier and cockier than ever 😈💪😏💦. I’m still drunk from last night tho 😂
simplicitayy: liftingisthedeathofdesire: su-ic-id-al: thentuckersaid: inkthorn: a drunk driver killed someone i love. i thought maybe, if i kept it up, i might hear something back… God dammit, this just fucking destroyed me. I think about texting
milk-me-hard: When i thought i was done for the night and started curling up on Sir, He broke the news that His friend was coming over to fuck me! That’s my faggot dream and my body went in horny mode again!His friend showed up a little drunk and horny
newenglandbro: It was a dumb idea but he never thought he was gonna lose. Also they were all so damn drunk they didn’t fully think it thru. They decided whoever lost the round of Super Smash would take the winner’s dick up his ass. Now Chad was nervously
just-shower-thoughts: Drunk me is going to wake up in some ridiculous places when I have a self-driving car in the future.
properfaggot: domnator2: Dick drunk Faggot found his bliss, his existence is to worship and adore, to please and obey. That stud and his cock is that faggot’s everything, they define his life and his purpose. He has no thoughts of his own merely
thepaddedpenciller:Sleepover secrets She had a plan all along and it looked like he was enjoying it more than she thought he would. He didn’t protest too much, in fact it was easy to get him in a diaper, after he passed out drunk on her birthday she
giraffesonparade: giraffesonparade: giraffesonparade: I am drunk and on my way home walked past this truck that had pictures of fish on it and said ‘meat without feet’ I laughed so hardr MEAT WITHOUT FEET this got more attention than I thought
keelahsomethigh: keelahsomethigh: dragon age modern au where theyre all actually just playing a tabletop rpg #dragon age#oghren’s player thought it would be funny to make their character drunk all the time#the rest of the players stopped finding
voxsound: while I was still drunk I thought this was a very good idea to make aw yeah
panic-at-the-bilbo: I thought this was hilarious when I was drunk meet-me-in-the-dark-pit
patternsinnoise: just-shower-thoughts: It only takes three generations for you to be basically forgotten Tell that to my great great uncle, who is the reason that it’s illegal to drive a tractor while drunk in the state of Kansas.
Send me a '✖' for what my muse's thoughts are about your's...WHILE DRUNK.
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cassy56: adamlambertshair: su-ic-id-al: thentuckersaid: inkthorn: a drunk driver killed someone i love. i thought maybe, if i kept it up, i might hear something back… This is so beyond heart breaking, yet so extremely powerful. Never forget to
charrface: I was ever so slightly drunk last night. Clearly thought I was sexy. 😂
sexual-haze: My sister waited until I was home after the party to surprise me. I was a little drunk and thought it was a dream but I decided to go with it… I only remember flashes… Her soft lips… Her hard nipples in my mouth… Her tight pussy
daleksgoexterminate: su-ic-id-al: thentuckersaid: inkthorn: a drunk driver killed someone i love. i thought maybe, if i kept it up, i might hear something back… This is so beyond heart breaking, yet so extremely powerful. Never forget to tell your
As eljackinton and foxybaggins can confirm, I lose all semblance of P.C. filter when I’m drunk. I don’t know why any of you would care, I just thought I’d share that.
koidarling: plumpprincess93: plumpprincess93: I’m super drunk and might regret posting this. Ohhhh well. 😳 Using the bf’s cum to play with myself. Holy cow this got way more popular than I thought. Lovely
girljanitor: songofsunset: hippidydip: Under the sea played on bottles?! #at first based on the preview frame I thought it was a bunch of drunk dudes in a pool #it isn’t #it’s actually magic (via gr8a) this is bizarrely soothing
boulevard-of-june-30th: crime-she-typed: beyoncescock: cont: she said that the guy turns out to be someone the drunk girl just met that night This is so smart, I would’ve never thought to do this and I’m glad there’s ladies out there who do
fariharoisin: cummingsooon: shaolinbynature: Tiffany Haddish getting drunk and telling the story of Rose Valland, an art curator who recovered stolen art from the Nazis during WWII, is everything I’ve never thought I needed in life. Someone PLEASE
just-shower-thoughts: Letting the state of Alabama help decide Roe v. Wade for the entire country is kinda like letting a drunk, illiterate three-year-old pick where the family eats. It isn’t going to be good or healthy for anyone.
plumpprincess93: plumpprincess93: I’m super drunk and might regret posting this. Ohhhh well. 😳 Using the bf’s cum to play with myself. Holy cow this got way more popular than I thought.
cummingsooon: shaolinbynature: Tiffany Haddish getting drunk and telling the story of Rose Valland, an art curator who recovered stolen art from the Nazis during WWII, is everything I’ve never thought I needed in life. Someone PLEASE make this a regular
lokis-army-at-221b: ewmartin: sherlike: ewmartin: what if during john’s stag, sherlock and john get so drunk that they reach a point where sherlock is like “you show me yours and i’ll show you mine” and they compare scars i thought that was
just-shower-thoughts: Being drunk must be terrifying for a blind person
smallqueen: su-ic-id-al: thentuckersaid: inkthorn: a drunk driver killed someone i love. i thought maybe, if i kept it up, i might hear something back… This is so beyond heart breaking, yet so extremely powerful. Never forget to tell your family,
