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how2bake:how2bake:demon gf that insists on making pacts for every little thing “i will do the dishes… for a price (kissies)”
tonysopranobignaturals:assoc-of-free-people:mysharona1987:Maybe because shared responsibility is a euphemism for oppression. Me when it’s my turn to do the dishes^
night-dark-woods:guerrillatech:ID. a tweet from rishi mahesh (@.rishipuff) that reads, “abolish the five day work week please i need to do my dishes.” End ID.
bobbayb: if there is someone that you think about while you’re doing random things like the dishes or laundry or making a cup of coffee, you should keep that person around
subwaywhore: Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes
soup-du-silence: my boy at various ages with ghosts because I should be doing the dishes and chaining phantumps but i’m procrastinating in sai and watching monster factory instead
unflatteringcatselfies: who needs to do the dishes anyway
jaspercolorado: Let’s do some dishes…
asexualls: reminders to: -take a shower, you haven’t washed your hair in days -drink water, your body can’t function without liquids -do the dishes, you’ve been putting it off for a while and they’re piling up -take your medication if you’ve
angrymuslimah: Shoutout to all those people that have jobs like cleaning the bathrooms in rest areas or gas stations, to the people that take out the trash and wash dishes in restaurants, school janitors, house maids. You’re doing jobs that don’t
tinakris: waitwhatdidtheysay: crazymanjoel: Trying to teach etiquette to an Australian [captions] P1: “The waiter gives you your dish, but it’s not the one you ordered. What do we say?” P2: “ ‘Scuze me, cunt- WRONG.” @darlingheda pls
get-up-and-go-do-dem-damn-dishes: I am literally her. She is literally me. WE ARE WWWWWEEEEEEE
flowersundefiled: wagingpeace: dutchess-gummybunnns: Me walking into kindergarten kindergarten? please.this was me walking out the womb. what are those hands doing?? ^^Receiving all the LIFFEEEE she’s dishing out boo boo
domtop2u:See man, told you. He’s just a hole for fucking. He will do whatever you tell him, he was a gymnast so he’s damn flexible. Be as rough as you want…his pussy can take anything you can dish out. Hey I bet we can stuff both our cocks in him…lets
kfcofficial: sext: can u calm ur ding dong for a sec my mom wants me to do the dishes
dutchster: when someone is doing the dishes and you bring in your own
nicevagina: to do list: go shopping wash the dishes vacuum the duck
kirrrk: hello 911 yes i touched wet food while doing the dishes i’d like surgery to remove my hand
espressoprep:date someone who will tap your butt playfully and do the dishes with you after dinner. date someone who knows the power of running their hands through your hair. date someone who wants you to succeed as much as they want their own success.
mssecretary: He is most welcome to do my dishes too!
prettypennytraining: coscorella:Jamie Lynn Don’t worry. I know it seems like they’re talking forever in there, but he’ll come back and untie me soon. At least my hands, because he’ll want all the dishes done before bed, and I can only do
tsunamiwavesurfing: tsunamiwavesurfing: tsunamiwavesurfing: pussy so delicious pussy so nutritious pussy so good i fuck around and do the dishes
gaggirl: this is not how you do the dishes.
pearls-for-pleasure: shhhaftermidnight: Then he whispers, “I’ll do the dishes.” And you cum… LOL ^^^^ yes.
kittysmashh: kittysmashh: Daddy got me a new maid outfit for when I do chores. Washing the dishes was definitely way more enjoyable today. 🎀 More to come~ It’s funny that this post got some action again because I am cleaning the house in it for
tallat-of-thralls:The best way to cleanse your home is to clean it.Do the dishes, wash and fold your laundry, stack your books, clear the clutter, take out the trash, wipe down the counters and tables, sweep and vacuum the floor, make your bed, change
espressoprep: date someone who will tap your butt playfully and do the dishes with you after dinner. date someone who knows the power of running their hands through your hair. date someone who wants you to succeed as much as they want their own success.
stalkingyermom: obeselatina: fucking hell Kidnapper: I have your son.Mother: [talking loudly] Let me talk to him please.Kidnapper: [holds the phone]Mother: [Shouting] TE DIJE QUE LAVARAS LOS PLATOS, ES UN COCHINERO. (I told you to do the dishes, this
slavefantasies: Billy felt so hot in the kitchen today, even though he was only doing the dishes in his apron and thong. Steve was relaxing watching the game and drinking an ice cold Bud, satisfied after having a home cooked meal with his boy. Now all
you ever just get proud of yourself for doing something small like the dishes or a research paper you’re just like yayyy you didn’t completely suck today. good job self.
cj and ryan made fun of me for singing destiny’s child while i do the dishes. they’ll never understand.
x3livelovelaugh: “Go wash the dishes!” “Go take out the garbage!” “Go fold the clothes!” “Go make me coffee!” “Go do the laundry!” “Go hang the clothes!” “Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!” So Accurateeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
x3livelovelaugh: “Go wash the dishes!” “Go take out the garbage!” “Go fold the clothes!” “Go make me coffee!” “Go do the laundry!” “Go hang the clothes!” “Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!” Omg.
wantlikeaforestfire: dinner with you tonight was amazing, love. and i’ll overlook the fact that you are a geeky hipster athlete because you always do the dishes. who am i kidding… i adore you because you are a geeky hipster athlete. and because
popcornmoonshine: beautifulbutterfly83: bodtm65: rebelvixen-things: luvnkedwmen: stvvv: tysflutterbug: amorecazzata: We’ll do the dishes.. We’ll give you great big Bear hugs when you come home from work.. We’ll shampoo your hair in the
rommunism-deactivated20201016:dea-certe:miseducatedmelanicmuse:That’s because we cant even use them to recoup. We’ve gotta use them to do laundry and dishes and grocery shop and get the house cleaned up and carve out some time for friends
dontb3mad: thepiquantprep:date someone who will tap your butt playfully and do the dishes with you after dinner.date someone who knows the power of running their hands through your hair.date someone who wants you to succeed as much as they want their
lenaaaa-x3: Going to do last nights dishes and then whip up dinner 😣 I’m so sore from working out but may go for a jog later anyway.
thebimbochaser: What? You won’t clean or do the dishes? You’re hired anyways.
sikssaapo-p: I would die and do the dishes
fivefingers-through-fire: 97chainz: Why do moms put dishes away so loudly To let you know no one helps out around the house.
kinkysista6969: Bubble gum bubble gum in the dish. How many bubble gums do you wish?? Better yet how many can you fit in your mouth??? 👅🍬#tastytoes #droolworthy
theonlykinkysista6969: kinkysista6969: Bubble gum bubble gum in the dish. How many bubble gums do you wish?? Better yet how many can you fit in your mouth??? 👅🍬#tastytoes #droolworthy These toes can not be replicated. #mine #theonlykinkysista6969
alonelymom: Time to do the dishes
That awkward moment when your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your plate into the sink.
otterboxes: sorry mom I’m just taking your advice about not giving in to peer pressure so you’ll have to find someone else to do the dishes
wettexasredhead: evenmoredegradedsluts: I’m very bored at work and could really do with dishing this out round about now. I volunteer!
just-shower-thoughts:Bruce Wayne could do a lot more to fight crime in Gotham City by funding youth programs with his immense wealth instead of dressing up like a bat and dishing out vigilante justice.
dea-certe:miseducatedmelanicmuse:That’s because we cant even use them to recoup. We’ve gotta use them to do laundry and dishes and grocery shop and get the house cleaned up and carve out some time for friends and family who we haven’t