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wasn’t able to get the energy to take on any large cleaning projects today, but I was able to clean all my makeup brushes, do some dishes, and straighten out the pantry. now my brushes won’t give me pink eye, my sink is almost empty, and
hhhhhh h hhh hhhhh I can’t balance everything I know I could have a second job if I wasn’t so fucked up I know I could have all my dishes clean if I wasn’t so fucked up I know I could do this commute without complaining if I wasn’t
ericfvckingharris: Growing up in an abusive household is a fucking trip dude……If you’ve never had someone angrily wash a dish at you or fold a sock in your direction then how are you gonna understand why I get nervous when you quietly do the laundry,
cristal000: Doing the dishes and myself lol cristal000.tumblr.com
Chore check list:Kitchen cleaned.Bathroom cleaned.Living room cleaned.Dishes done. Showering done.Vacuuming - meh, I’ll do it tomorrow.
awwww-cute: Betty helping me do the dishes (Source: http://ift.tt/1WTCXX4)
communitygardens: xenosagaepisodeone: sure he’s well versed in leftist theory but does he do the dishes this is such a succinct critique of male leftists who think of it as theory only & won’t even get off their ass to clear the table
manywinged:manywinged:one of my favorite things in the entire world is when someone says i love you without saying the words “i love you”whether it’s through an action, like making dinner and doing the dishes so when someone gets home
evilkitten3: fantasticfables:one-time-i-dreamt: Perry the platypus is my enemy. But I’m not like, evil, or something, he just keeps breaking through my window to stop me from doing ordinary things like washing the dishes or making the bed and everyone
polarity-princess: I need attention and stimulation and to feel entirely owned alllll the time. Grip my hair as I do the dishes and your hand slips into the back of my jeans, your fingers teasing and your voice, gravelly in my ear, chastising me for
kirrrk: hello 911 yes i touched wet food while doing the dishes i’d like surgery to remove my hand
rnaribelle: i almost fucking choked to death reading this “Are you doing the dishes or am I?”*cue battle music*
subwaywhore: Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes
morefunthanb4: Me, on Masterchef: *puts plate in front of the judges*George Calombaris: What have you made for us today?Me: it’s salt and sugar mixed togetherMatt Preston: Incredible! What you’ve managed to do is distill this dish into it’s most
thomassheen: I like to imagine when no one’s home, Pearl does all the housekeeping while she hums & cleans the dishes after Steven’s many many food episodes. She also likes to make tea, do house repairs, fold clothes, and water the plants.
soup-du-silence:my boy at various ages with ghosts because I should be doing the dishes and chaining phantumps but i’m procrastinating in sai and watching monster factory instead
bigsteve316: Look it’s me doing the dishes
bigsteve316:Look it’s me doing the dishes
lrblckluv34: deeejaaa921: topblkman: mus-jas: hotrufftrade: Fat Ass Top Daddies.😍😍😍 My favoirte part was when he started doing the dishes tho. Hot effing video Those tops got some phat ass!!!! Damm Damn 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🤗🤗🤗🤗👅👅😍😍😋😋😋😋
too-spicy-for-the-pepper: purple-monkey-dish-washer: x-kitt-x: ghostin-thewalls: sovietkittens: DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW NED IS SURVIVING HIGH SCHOOL I HAVENT HEARD A WORD FROM HIM SINCE THE END OF 8TH GRADE IM STARTING TO WORRY I think ned’s doing
sluttyoliveoil: sluttyoliveoil: parents: hey we’re going out so youll be home alone for a few hours …and can you sweep and vacuum and do the dishes while we’re gone? thanks
wonclerful: when u touch a bit of food while doing the dishes
angrymuslimah: Shoutout to all those people that have jobs like cleaning the bathrooms in rest areas or gas stations, to the people that take out the trash and wash dishes in restaurants, school janitors, house maids. You’re doing jobs that don’t
stalkingyermom: obeselatina: fucking hell Kidnapper: I have your son.Mother: [talking loudly] Let me talk to him please.Kidnapper: [holds the phone]Mother: [Shouting] TE DIJE QUE LAVARAS LOS PLATOS, ES UN COCHINERO. (I told you to do the dishes, this
sswincestiel: kohwala: doing the dishes then your hand touches a piece of food the caption is like 100000x better than the photos.
flowersundefiled: wagingpeace: dutchess-gummybunnns: Me walking into kindergarten kindergarten? please.this was me walking out the womb. what are those hands doing?? ^^Receiving all the LIFFEEEE she’s dishing out boo boo
thebestpussyinsertions: Penelope Who is going to do the dishes today? Submit your own pics via links below: Random nude pics or Spread pussy or Your Pussy or Pussy insert picture or Your cum pussy! or (P)ost (Y)our (F)an (S)ign or (Goose)(Bump)(Tits)
marriedwithdesires: & this is why I do the dishes too 😆. T
spookykatsu: flockaflex: doing the dishes and having to touch soggy/wet food THAT FACE IS BEYOND EXPLAINABLE IN ITS ACCURACY
waffleducttapedtoadoor: To piggyback on that chores post, if you are a man who lives with a woman, be it roommate or partner or family, get up right now, right this very second, and clean something. Anything. Empty a trashcan. Do the dishes. Wipe down
nicevagina: to do list: go shopping wash the dishes vacuum the duck
“Go wash the dishes!” “Go take out the garbage!” “Go fold the clothes!” “Go make me coffee!” “Go do the laundry!” “Go hang the clothes!” “Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!”
dekutree: how do white people use apple sauce as a fucking side dish what the fawk
dumbbigtittedslut: I got so damn horny that I needed some accoutrements to help me do the dishes. I don’t know why I felt the urge to put the grinning selfie mixed in with the rest of the pictures. Just needed to kick up that embarrassment factor
kohwala: fuckyeahgodofmischief: Become a figure skater they said it will be fun they said doing the dishes then your hand touches a piece of food
rub-her-daddy-issues: sexinaswag: She knows how to get out of doing the dishes
matthewpapa: this is what you call procrastination… playing around with the beauty dish instead of doing my homework.
the-real-numbers:ofthefog:flexing on people with executive dysfunction by doing the dishes even though i don’t feel like it
mommyandbabyd:Just doing the dishes 🤫
msterracotta: I have been online window shopping all night. If you don’t hear from me in the next month…. tell the cops it’s because I didn’t do the dishes.
rhebbit: sswincestiel: kohwala: doing the dishes then your hand touches a piece of food the caption is like 100000x better than the photos. and they say ice skating is graceful.
nokay-stupid: Things that are okay to do for a date/partner at their suggestion:listen to a band/artist you are unfamiliar withwatch a new movie or TV show they enjoytry a new cuisine or dish*try out a new activity that you think you might enjoyThings
loosingstones: Healthy weightloss motivation blog:) You’re not alone, let’s do this.. together! make me some quinoa dishes. haha hope you pronounce it right
barefeetandballcaps:Mah Dad’s reaction when I said I wasn’t doing the dishes great feet
bevsi: i love you so much,but do me a favor, baby, don’t replycause i can dish it out, but i can’t take it.
frenchsub: That’s it. Clean it all. Then you’ll do the floor. And the dishes. And my laundry. All naked, offered, with no privacy. And I promise I will be the one who cleans you, slave.
kinghispaniola: heymrsamerica: chrissongzzz: Lmaoooo well said Bro ✊🏿 We were just talking about this while watching Jackass omg They will do this. But then they will go to the restaurant and complain that the mild dish they ordered was too
sikssaapo-p: I would die and do the dishes
squidscientistas: poetic-irony: my naem is skwid i am not fish. i mite be sick so im in dish. the doctor touch it give me shock. i do not trust so now im rock 10/10 squid poetry, on my evergreen squid tweet 😂
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