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slayboybunny:*on a date* *leaning on elbow, chin resting on palm, looking deep into their eyes* so tell me all the reasons why you like me and think im cute
Send me a 🌹 if you'd date me and a 🍑 if you'd fuck me.
dateaclusterb:date a cluster b who is sick of people leaving them
idgafwhawha: soulmetamorphesis: cleophatrajones: blakyokojones: Rah The moves… Fucking Rah! Please just fuck me, or date me, or marry me.. why do shit like this always happen and I never see it? lol!
fasterfood: due to low self esteem if someone is hitting on me i probably wouldn’t even be able to tell unless they directly said “i love you and want to date you” and even then i would be a little skeptical
snowwbunny: tbh dating me is like having a pet reasons -gets separation anxiety -wants your attention all the time -pet me. -I get excited when you get excited -I get sad when you get sad -needs your affection and validation, that’s right tell me
on another note: someone talk to me about minkmizu.:(((
c10h12: dating me means constantly reassuring me that you’re into me lmao sorry
thehamsteroflife: MOTHERFUCKERS LISTEN TO ME WOMEN GET REJECTED TOO I KNOW WHAT REJECTION FEELS LIKE I GET REJECTED QUITE A LOT, ACTUALLY BUT DO I GET ANGRY AT THE GUYS WHO DON’T WANNA DATE ME? DO I ACT LIKE THEY OWE ME A RELATIONSHIP? DO I MURDER
the-heart-of-ice: Reasons to date me: Standing next to me will most likely make you look gorgeous. Nobody will try to take me from you. I have no upper body strength so if you want to wrestle, you’ll always win. You’ll get a good laugh out of my
darkcuckold: thecuckoldadvisor: Dating me is easy. You fuck any guy you want. Just please, jack me off while you tell me about it. Yup
hornkerling:envygreenpencilred:I will reblog “nice night for an evening” every time I see it. Thing is, I now live for the day when someone who knows me well (and, despite this, actually wants to date me) just turns to me and says, “It’s a real
pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair u don’t have to worry about me
harleylovegood: harleylovegood: If someone wanted to date me I should hope they don’t expect me to cook thanksgiving dinner (or anything tbh) because the only thing they need to eat all day is me. Just gonna casually bring this back. say it. (I
black–lamb: I need to find me one of those Whole Fods lesbians who will adopt a dog with me and go on art museum dates.
liampain: perk of dating me: i have no social life so we can hang out whenever it’s convenient for you i also have no possible career waiting for me, so you could just lock me in the house with food and wifi and i’d be pretty much set
thatmochajawnn: sexandtheastrology: *on a date* Me: so whats your sign, if you dont mind me asking? Him: I think astrology is stupid and anybody who believes in that crap is too. Me: M O C H A
iswearimnotnaked: so earlier today thom texts me this out of nowhere and a few weeks ago was like “how long are you going to date me before you ask me to marry you” and keeps joking about our wedding and i’m like 👀👀👀👀
chellybean615: mass effect has ruined my life and im 90% sure if aliens invade i’ll just try to date them
acrocalypse: dream date: take me to the mall give me leave
bpdtransprince: I cannot imagine someone actually like loving me??? wanting to be with me?? dating me?? unfathomable & also impossible
sinnersleadtheway: In order to date me you must be willing to do the following: cuddle and never stop hold my hand everywhere we go eat gross amounts of food with me go on adventures wake me up with kisses make blanket forts
"Are you dating anyone," the assistant asked me. "Yes, obviously," I said with irritation as I analyzed the remaining radioactive carbon in the ancient corpse before me. I am an archeologist
sinnersleadtheway:In order to date me you must be willing to do the following: cuddle and never stop hold my hand everywhere we go eat gross amounts of food with me go on adventures wake me up with kisses make blanket forts
asistersspeciallove: I told my brother that the majority of guys that fucked my ass never called me again. He said they were fools not to keep dating me and promised to sodomize me whenever I wanted him too. I love my little brother so much!!!
dormantcrystal: harinef: floodlines: frankenfemme: Need me a freak like this Me this year wow date me
norcal-nostalgia: The thing about dating me is one night you’ll find me in boxers and a v neck and the next you’ll find me in lacy black underwear. You never know what I might do.
bpdtransprince:I cannot imagine someone actually like loving me??? wanting to be with me?? dating me?? unfathomable & also impossible
thesedays-: someone should date me because i would surprise you with alcohol and me being dressed in leather lingerie and if that’s not a good relationship then i don’t know what else you would want me to offer
gif: *phone lights up* me: *hopes its a text from the boy* Kim K: “Your energy is full! Further your career, go on a date…get famous!” me: even better
princissy: You cant date me or kiss me or look at me until you fully understand that I am entirely psychotic and will probably ruin your life
gang0fwolves: date someone that you get excited to give the aux cord to
thatoneguy9892: I don’t mean to come off big headed or conceited, but damn i’m cute. I’d date me if I was wasn’t me. 😋😁😛 #me #instagay #singlegayguy #selfie
deebott: deebott: Dating me is a lot of us lying around with me looking at you and making faces when you look back cos I’m shy and I can’t stand someone so beautiful looking back at me. This on the other hand is so romantic and so cute.
guiltygirl:dating me is 50% memes and terrible humor, 20% me being sarcastic and distant, and 30% me pathetically confessing how much i admire and love u
southernsin101:Choke me like you hate meBut you love meLow key wanna date me when you fuck me
norcal-nostalgia: The thing about dating me is one night you’ll find me in boxers and a v neck and the next you’ll find me in lacy black underwear. You never know what I might do. I have no problem with that
