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swolizard: pro’s of dating me: I lift will want to fuck you all the time cons of dating me I lift will want to fuck you all the time
studio-forty-two: Make Me Choose ↳ tennantmeister asked: DI DisgustedFace McGrumpyPants vs DI SexyBrogue McSingsAlot make me choose
luckyjak: me, occasionally, because I’m 30 and biological clocks are very real: strange. I feel like I would like to acquire a baby. me, after spending any amount of time near children: puppy. I’d like to acquire a baby puppy.
sweetfleet: even if any boy wanted to date me he would stop wanting to date me the second he saw how much ice cream i can eat in a sitting
simplecomplexgal: Follow me or date me I’d love to date you or have you for X-MAS
emiello: Pros of dating me i’m rly soft and squishy i’ll make you hot beverages in bed i’m good at compliments you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names Cons of dating me ummm?? zero i am a goddess
ludenburg:you should date a girl who watches anime all the time, so you can buy anime merch for her. she’ll be so happy. make that girl happy. date me and buy me anime merch
rpgmaker: rpgmaker: pros of dating me i will constantly tell you that you’re cute cons of dating me i will constantly tell you that you’re cute I DONT WANT THIS TO GET NOTES ANYMORE
foodffs: BACON WRAPPED DATES WITH GOAT CHEESEReally nice recipes. Every hour.Show me what you cooked!
mxxn-kitten: electric-daisy-forest: Dating me is like dating a five year old, I need all of your attention and I’m cranky if I haven’t had a nap Me
gyrozeppelifucker: pros of dating me: im sweet i will cuddle with you whenever you want my butt looks great all the time love videogames cons of dating me: im a meme loving fuck
jolynepng: pros of dating me: im sweet i will cuddle with you whenever you want my butt looks great all the time love videogames cons of dating me: im a meme loving fuck
ludenburg: you should date a girl who watches anime all the time, so you can buy anime merch for her. she’ll be so happy. make that girl happy. date me and buy me anime merch
Pros of dating me i’m rly soft and squishy i’ll make you hot beverages in bed i’m good at compliments you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names Cons of dating me ummm?? zero i am a goddess
spermbanker: date me to disappoint your parents No but really. Date me to disappoint my parents
letrihbegreat: me on a date: do you like nicki minaj?date: ew she’s a hoe and her butt is fakeme, shoving breadsticks into my purse: sorry I have to go home right now immediately
laksjdhfg09: TTO: Melissa wants to know: Would you ever date a fan? Darren Criss: I don’t know! That’s like asking would I ever date a unicorn. I don’t know. It seems just as likely, being that I wonder if they exist enough to want to date me—well,
Does anyone want to take me out on a nice date? I swear I’m a good date and I’m super snuggly and I’ll make sure to look super pretty.
nhatural: cokeflow: oomshi: someone date me Someone date her Someone date them
knightofdooom: if you date me i will buy you things i see in stores that remind of you and make you mac and cheese and brownies and we can watch disney movies and yeah date me
lameprlncess: reasons to date me i’ll want to hang out all the time i’ll tell lots of terrible jokes i’ll always want to share your food i’ll text you 24/7 reasons not to date me see above
5secondsof-preferences: 5secondsof-preferences: 5secondsof-preferences: In 2014 someone better take one for the team and date me Well that didn’t happen so in 2015 someone better take one for the team and date me IN 2016 SOMEONE BETTER TAKE ONE
gxldensnitched: [on a date]me: so, enemies to lovers or friends to lovers?my date: actually, I prefer established relationships-me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I think we’re done here
saharanprince69: pros to dating me i look good as hell cons to dating me sike
When I was a freshman in hs, the boy I was dating broke up with me bc his parents found out Im black. Sometimes I think about that and it just fucks with me bc people think Portland, Or is so ~progressive~ Fuck alladat.
emiello: Pros of dating me i’m rly soft and squishy i’ll make you hot beverages in bed i’m good at compliments you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names Cons of dating me ummm?? zero i am a god
aye-mami: I want a girlfriend so bad like damn girl let’s date and go on cute dates and hold hands and sleep in my queen bed until noon. Let’s get pancakes in the afternoon and ugh girls date me. !
heunqtan: if you seriously think that a 15 y/o dating a 20 y/o is the same as a 20 y/o dating a 25 y/o then you better unfollow me, exit the door & take your pedophilia with you
methfall: 2-shane-s: Date someone who will date you Need me a freak like that
sweetfleet: pros to dating me:i really love star trek cons to dating me:no i don’t think you understand i really love star trek
findmedownsouth: dateaboysuggestions: Date a boy who lays in bed with you and gives you soft forehead kisses and lil sleepy booty grabs Aka date me Yea that’s me right there
bitchycode: how y'all be dating like 6 people in one year? It takes me like a year to find someone i even like Or three years to find someone that wants to date me…
emiello: Pros of dating me i’m rly soft and squishy i’ll make you hot beverages in bed i’m good at compliments you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names Cons of dating me ummm?? zero i am a god This is true! :d
boys-and-suicide: Pros to dating me: Cons to dating me: I’m insecure, hate myself, not good being social, cry a lot, sometimes hurt myself, have trust issues, and fuck things up a lot.
also I havent seen/talked to darfins family since the break up and his one brother deleted me off facebook while I was still dating him bc ‘he doesnt like facebook’ but a few days ago he added me!!! and today at work his other brother came in and
benefits of dating me you’ll be dating me I could go on but I think I’ve made my point
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