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boukwurm: apparently i woke up as a supporting character in a shoujo manga cuz my brother’s best friend is dating the girl he likes
suga-free: boyfriend is my favorite band cuz u can put a pic of one of them as ur lockscreen and then when someone inevitably asks if theyre ur boyfriend u can just be like why yes of course
misspixieprincess: I didn’t feel like going to the bathroom so I just went in my short shorts and knee socks cuz I’m a naughty Princess 😈 Message me about purchasing the whole video and hear me whine about how much I have to pee!
One time (like 2 months ago) I got high as fuck and decided to google justin beiber cuz yeah that’s how oblivious i am to mainstream. anyway, i got high and fell in love with this little motherfucker. put on some metal and watch this gif. it will
I think maybe I sold my soul to the devil in exchange for musical powers sometime this past week, when I was drunk er something and I just don’t remember cuz when I play now I feel like I’m possessed and my voice is better and my presence
observatoriumyum: Suck, carpel tunnel. You’ve slowed me down but’cha wont stop meeeee…..yet. This is my friend Claudia and I write her love songs like House Underneath Your Ribs and The Desperation cuz look at her, she’s lovely. Also, last
If I don’t get my period tomorrow I’m gonna be like WTF? Cuz I have been crying on and off all day and nothing happened to trigger this, at all.
I love belladonna cuz she fucks like i fuck. I’ve been with a bunch of “straight” girls and they seem to watch the kind of lesbian porn where the girls go reaaaaaaally slow and gentle. That shit is boring to me. I’m not going to
Wow…this is the first time I find myself sexually attracted to Leonardo. Like there ain’t no way you could refer to him as “Leo” according to this picture cuz he’d bend you over his lap and spank you good.
I was telling my two 15 year old nieces about how I believe aliens have been disabling our nuclear weapons for decades. They were looking at me like I was crazy. It made me giggle cuz I would have looked at someone the same way a month ago if I heard
Hey guys so this is suppose to be like my “last” cigarette. Even though I don’t smoke unless I’m drinking I have new music projects lined up and I want my voice to be optimal and I want to become great as a singer cuz I know I
So restless. No longer content. So much energy. I want to bike for hours. I want to play street music. I want to bike the many miles to Tampa and do street music. I need to buy some bike lights cuz I lost mine. Them shitz is expensive though. Like 20
FUCK MAN. I had to unfollow someone cuz one of their anal posts literally made me scream “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” for like 10 seconds straight. I wish I had one of those men in black memory erasers. ew.
I miss OE. This was like my signature drink for several years but I can’t drink malt liquor no more cuz of my tummy :(
I was gonna wear a skirt to the house show tonight but then I was like fuuuuuuck that. I don’t feel femme today and I gotta dress how I feel cuz I don’t know how to lie even with clothes.
Dis how I feel but I need to snap out of it cuz I got a big show this weekend and I got a lot of stuff I need to focus on like making money and making music.
2014…people break up via text. I’m baffled. I feel abandoned in the cheapest way. Like…. Fuck :( how am I suppose to maintain any sense of dignity right now? Gonna get drunk alone for the second day in a row cuz I don’t want
My mom is 67. When she passes away I don’t know how much longer I’ll stick around cuz when I get this depressed not hurting her is the only reason I don’t kill myself. Like when I’m happy, I’m truly happy…I enjoy
timelordniko: Pew pew You’re such a cute human being.I give up. I go back to bed happy cuz people like you exist.
photorator: Telluride Colorado goodluck-godspeed and we can hangout in cool mountain towns like Telluride. I was just passin’ through once but I ended up staying a week cuz it was so cool. They are extremely welcoming to transient folks. I made
I’ve noticed when people move to NYC they kinda disappear off social network like FB for example. I wonder if it’s cuz they’re so busy they don’t have time for stupid FB or because the city is so big and lonely that they got
I was talking to my ex girlfriend in my head just now and I said “Crys I miss you bud..” and I stopped myself and was like WOW, I was about to call her buddy instead of baby. That’s different. It’s a good thing cuz she ain’t
I’ma start making punk jackets for kids. That’s my next move cuz just think how kewl that kid would be?! Like imagine a shy kid who doesn’t have many friends and then he shows up to school with a badass lunaticAdesigns jacket??? It would probably
321redlightt: muppetmayhem: Friendly reminder classic moments like these with the kids are entirely unscripted. my heart exploded Omfg. Kids are precious angels. This is why I have compassion for even the most vile people cuz we’re all born
I burned one of these lanterns the other day and it got stuck in the neighbor’s tree. My friend texted me tonight that he’s in love with this girl and it turns out she was my next door neighbor growing up. I never hungout with her cuz she was like
dailymanson: Skoptic Syndrome (Jack) | 30" X 22" | Watercolor cellfortyfour maybe I like your art so much cuz it reminds me of the art of my childhood role model :)
ohhenryd: thatpunnyguy: snazziest: They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am
thisiselliz: yungraregoddess: excuse me why didn’t I get a message like this cuz you need to find yourself a real nigga
ryanduhhhlion: If you like someone and you’re always gonna expect a text from them cuz your stubborn ass doesn’t want to text them first, you a fool.
miniar: duxwontobey: miniar: duxwontobey: miniar: I’ve started to get upset, even angered, by people who twist my heritage, my cultural heritage, my living religion, to suit their personal whims. I get it, it’s already been turned into somewhat
inspirationalteenhetalia: mommy-queerest: ediddy21: caesarsaladin: viewoverdennistoun: queen-kirk: fivetail: robinpant: The Kickstarter Needs You Sorry to reblog from the source, but I thought the chain of comments was rather unnecessary. All
trans-mom: Ever notice that the people who insist dysphoria defines trans people tend to be the most insensitive towards people’s dysphoria? Cuz I have. Mhmm. Pisses me off when people say you need dysphoria to be trans, like no?
Metallic Burgundy Dragonscale Gauntlets, Handmade in Iceland
Yeah this is actually fake btw, the woman in the images here didn’t actually want her images put up like this, and she’s since gotten a lot of harassment from people for no good reason, just cuz some assholes thought it’d be funny to make it look
phoenixcollective: shockzalamode: lagonegirl: OMFG. I am just seeing the video. Is this trending like mad? It should be. How did she think this was a good idea? It’s painful. I’m glad the crowd got quiet. Cuz that wasn’t funny at all.
sunflowerbun: Sketch commission for @duxwontobey
ghettablasta: 100 years of Black Beauty in Kenya. Black people are beautiful, no matter what the media says. Know your roots. #BlackCulture
mintyfreshkid2: sparkplugiv: i have no idea why but i still internally kinkshame all lucario thirst i see cuz they’re the most generic fuckin pokemon and they lame ass hell, that’s why.like if ya gonna poke-thirst at least do it after a pokemon
why does the 2 girl down look like she knows the worlds gonna end but has to smile cuz this photo is going in the yearbook?
mintyfreshkid2: I’m so mad cuz I’ve asked 40 different listings for housing and either they didn’t respond, already sold it, don’t accept “transgenders”, want sexual favors in turn for rent, are too expensive, or like this one bitch that
justin-bernardo: me: @white gays, being gay isn’t a free pass to be racist and your “preferences” are racist/fetishization white gays:
thebuttkingpost: tubesock: lizardlicks: chelseigh: hashtagdion: surpriseversussuspense: hashtagdion: Even if you’re unemployed, even if you’re taking time off from school, even if nobody is calling and making plans with you, get out of bed,
I’m just now realizing that the whole 413 shit is a homestuck thing and not something else but i cba to go back into my posts to delete that one… y’all are so obscure sometimes
the-real-eye-to-see: Everybody wanna be a nigga but nobody wanna be a nigga - Paul Mooney “I wanna be black cuz it’s cool! But not the being shot part :) or the prejudice :) or the hate :) or the never feeling safe in public :)” like jfc can
Just thought, maybe instead of all this shit discourse bout aces, we just say they ain’t part of lgbt but they deserve our support? Cuz no matter what people say they’re oppressed to heck, but not in a mainstream or particularly global way like the
saladsaladnovski: exit152: jimbowned: exit152: if ur feeling desperately sad this summer, wait until it gets dark and half quiet and then open a window. cool air and passing cars are gonna heal ur heart. i promise I’ll take “things people who
btw quick psa for anyone wanting to watch the new pirates of the Caribbean movie, it has like… loads of really uncomfortable jokes, mainly sexist ones… which are particularly awkward cuz they’re almost all said by Jack Sparrow, plus there’s
lumnch: badgrapple: lumnch: Why is everyone cool with the game grumps they both say awful stuff all the time Because they all talk and act like nice considerate people even though they aren’t. That’s it It’s also cuz they sorta apologize? Buuuut
ugh I am fucking done with shitty people excusing their shitty actions because some people are worse than them? “oh my child kink is fine cuz i’d never do it irl” like bitch no fuck off you’re a pedo and you can burn for all i care.
miseducatedmelanicmuse:Black women, if you didn’t already know, please take notes 📝.
I think boiling things down to “capitalism sucks” is bad cuz it alleviates the blame from the people who actually make the system bad by hoarding money like a bunch of evil shitty dragon bastards.
oreoprince: oreoprince: lesbians that make posts abt wantin a gf are so funny to me cuz they read like 2011 tech forum threads single lesbian (op): i want a gf single lesbian 2: same single lesbian 3: same here single lesbian 4: me as well. let me know
harmonicstupidity: gnarlygnat: one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed
I am growing increasingly tired of people just dismissing half the fucking content I enjoy online just cuz the main person behind it is a cis het white dude like, I get it, but at the same time literally nothing is achieved by being a dick about vinny,
monkeysaysficus: imjustjoshying: tsarbucks: breakfastburritoe: “tumblr” “grindr” do the gays not like the letter e for some reason it’s lgbt not legbet Growlr. Scruff. Jack’d No e. It’s cuz we’re too busy with the
ariesroivas: animal-factbook: Cats, like vampires, require a verbal consent before being able to cross a threshold into someone’s space. We see here three cats waiting to be let inside. I think it’s the opposite cuz they do whatever they want.
royalpain24: I hate when I post interracial porn cuz when some of the white gays get a hold of it, they’ll erase my title of the video and post something like “white twink f**king his slave” or “twink taking that nigger dick” And I’m not
bastard-hive: Didn’t feel like prons today but I did some Overwatch. Gave her a bored look cuz she’s always so fucking hyper all the time.