cuz like
find cuz like on porn pin board
cuz like clips
cuz like videos
cuz like images
praying after sex don’t sound bad cuz i be like “what did i just do” right afterwards. lolol until i eat… then i be like ayeee, this is what life is all about. this is what it means to live. lol
killkisho: my dad calls one of my brother’s friends pretty ricky cuz he’s photogenic. lol he be like “aye that’s pretty ricky??? hey pretty ricky!!” lol like dad shut up.
neither could i cuz he terrorized the ladies in the house and i hated that shit. but like idk, i still thought he could get it. mind you i was in the 4th or 5th grade… thinking shit like this… bye. lol
hippiebabysitterr: today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more
teaboot: teaboot: mjalti: why come they called him “beast” in the castle when everyone knew his name cuz they’d been working for him forever anyway? like …. i would just be like “hey chewbacca-Adam” or some shit, there’s no reason to call
average-bear: bein chubby is cool cuz your entire body is like a pillow like you could rest your head on literally any part of your body and fall asleep probably youre so soft and cute and i love you
slayboybunny: I just tried to discretely use one if the body sprays at work cuz it was called Fantasy Forest and I was like…. I’m down…. BUT IT JUST SMELLS LIKE REALLY STRONG DIRT AND A GUY YELLED “WHO SPRAYED THAT FOREST ELF SHIT” FROM ACROSS
cousinsincest: You like that huh lil’ cuz? your boyfriend dosent fuck you like your cousin does, does he you little slut?“ As i pounded my cousin’s cunt into oblivion, her eyes rolled up in complete orgasmic submission as i gently kissed her
arandomwhitedude: i feel like if a girl touches your dick you should be nice to her and make her laugh and do cool things for her besides rub her clit. like hey lets go to the aquarium cuz thanks for puttin my balls in your mouth
arandomwhitedude:i feel like if a girl touches your dick you should be nice to her and make her laugh and do cool things for her besides rub her clit. like hey lets go to the aquarium cuz thanks for puttin my balls in your mouth
k1mkardashian: whenever a friend tells me another friend’s business i be like “omg tell me everything!! details!!” cuz i’m nosy but in my mind i be like “hmmm okay i can’t trust this hoe….”
jeniphyer: tarynel: Yall look how cheap relaxers are now! Oh and I really like her hair style. I will try it when my hair gets longer. Cuz ain’t nobody buying them like that no more lol
wild-zamboni: sexbangs: CAN THIS BE A NEW MEME PLEASE I like this a lot cuz its like they loose some momentum and stop swearing at the end
tinyrats: gorillaz are fucking crazy cuz theyre just like these fucking british vocaloids and theyre an established enough presence that they can just be like “ello jack black? ello grace jones? u fancy bein in our song? that we’re going to post
yakovlev-vad: Actually when I draw picture like this I really feel pity that pony don’t have hands( But I really don’t like to optimize guns for pony cuz usually this looks… strange^^And one more sketch of sniper pony as patreon reward for SGT-Derpy
rametarin: oak23: oak23: anyone in my age group has no say if younger people are doing anything cringey cuz we are the glomp generation Me in like 20 years: breathes Teen: ok glomper imagine. You’re like, 17-18 years old at an anime convention.
lupin-barnabi: Hello guys. Im going to post all NSFW on here. Even so, im still be using @barnabi-art cuz i like the erotic too so…every NSFW post on here ;)Munehisa Iwai from Persona 5 I hope you like it as much as i do.
thug: you can’t coordinate a fight on tumblr like you would on facebook, cuz it’d go someting like this person 1: ok you chatting all this shyt… Square up person 2: asking me to “square up” after i called ya moms out her name makes me feel
paper-mario-wiki:i was just in the market and was talking to the bagging lady about the weather since its been really warm and i was sayin how i dont like the heat and prefer the cold and she was like “oh yeah i get that” and i said “cuz you can
powerjock:gomez addams is the dream friend. id kill to have that dude in my corner. like if he found out my company closed cuz of covid he’d just give me 5k a month until “you get back on your feet, old boy”. I’d have to sword fight him like twice
arandomwhitedude: i feel like if a girl touches your dick you should be nice to her and make her laugh and do cool things for her besides rub her clit. like hey lets go to the aquarium cuz thanks for puttin my balls in your mouth Lmao
pearl-likes-pi: Shooting Stars I have been working on this for a while cuz it kept getting requested.. hope you like it hope its a good time ,,, and you can watch it in HD on YouTube here!
yukyam: I’m playing this game cuz Hanzo, and then yeah…I like McCree too, so I’m in Mchanzo hell right now. just tried to do some sketches then I drew them in young version, suddenly feel like posting in Tumblr too, I think I need more silly sketch
Idk about y’all but I love taking a shit. Especially the ones that hurt cuz omg the nap after or the feeling of relief after makes it all worth it. Like feeling all the negative shit in ur body out just relaxes me. It’s like 3 in the morning n I had
bestnakedblackgirlblogs: Yall ever come across a blog💻 that kind of shock you a little bit 😱😱😱.. Nothing bad🚫⛔, you was just like 😕😕😕“hell nah cuz, I cant believe their girls out there doing shit like this”.. haha.😂😂😂
palerism:does anyone else feel like they’re never enough for the person they love cuz that’s like me everyday
palerism: does anyone else feel like they’re never enough for the person they love cuz that’s like me everyday
sapphiredoves: thesikuu: iambresantana: “I was like this ass?” 😂 I hope you all realize this is meant to be sarcastic Ok I’m glad yu said that cuz I was so over this shit for a minute like wtf
ohsovivrant: bestnakedblackgirlblogs: Yall ever come across a blog💻 that kind of shock you a little bit 😱😱😱.. Nothing bad🚫⛔, you was just like 😕😕😕“hell nah cuz, I cant believe their girls out there doing shit like this”..
fromprydonwithlove: the night vale twitter confuses me so much though cuz sometimes its like or its like but then sometimes it just
czar-scott: hotcapricorn: lol im gonna do it i swear NOOOO DONT DO IT…Joi how you gon like some shit like this Cuz I’m calling her bluff
czar-scott: beyonce-huxtable: czar-scott: hotcapricorn: lol im gonna do it i swear NOOOO DONT DO IT…Joi how you gon like some shit like this Cuz I’m calling her bluff Ok just know her blood will be on your hands. i’m waitin dina…make
hotcapricorn: beyonce-huxtable: czar-scott: beyonce-huxtable: czar-scott: hotcapricorn: lol im gonna do it i swear NOOOO DONT DO IT…Joi how you gon like some shit like this Cuz I’m calling her bluff Ok just know her blood will be on your
czar-scott: beyonce-huxtable: hotcapricorn: beyonce-huxtable: czar-scott: beyonce-huxtable: czar-scott: hotcapricorn: lol im gonna do it i swear NOOOO DONT DO IT…Joi how you gon like some shit like this Cuz I’m calling her bluff Ok just
hotcapricorn: beyonce-huxtable: czar-scott: beyonce-huxtable: hotcapricorn: beyonce-huxtable: czar-scott: beyonce-huxtable: czar-scott: hotcapricorn: lol im gonna do it i swear NOOOO DONT DO IT…Joi how you gon like some shit like this Cuz
mjalti: why come they called him “beast” in the castle when everyone knew his name cuz they’d been working for him forever anyway? like …. i would just be like “hey chewbacca-Adam” or some shit, there’s no reason to call him beast … id
chaseschiefer: questionuthority: I laughed for like 20 minutes during this episode just cuz i like house
meanguerita: whytookyouradvice: women with porn blogs be like “daddy fucked me hard style and then bought me taco bell cunch wap supeme cuz i was a good girl i love daddy’s cum” and then they post a pic of their bf and he looks like this Just
rebelisfolks: you can count on me; like 1, 2, 3 and I`ll be there and I know when I need it I can count on you; like 4, 3, 2 and you`ll be there, cuz that`s what friends are suppose to do oh yeah..
