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woman-respecter:woman-respecter:its really easy to overlook if you’re a christian but america is a fucking theocracy. seperation of church and state is a lie so much is dictated by christianityi made this post cause i was salty about my nearest pizza
ginger-ale-official:newtgeiszler:ginger-ale-official:Guy about to invent mayonnaise: damn I wish this sandwich tasted bad :/op’s never had pizza with mayonnaise 🙄OP’s never throttled someone to death with their bare hands either but unlike
discount-supervillain:Man, I feel like I tried to draw six different things for this episode, but nuffin’ stuck. Still, Beach Party is good, and the Pizza’s nonchalance around magic raises many questions.
Well i was going to eat supper but ive been distracted by rekensteins blog for the past hour and now my pizzas cold… cool blog btw i encourage anyone to go check it out here. http://rekenstein.tumblr.com/ (sorry i havent figured out how do the links
coltre:I’m the kind of friend who would run at your house in a blink with pizza at 4am if you’re sad but also accidentally forget to reply to your messages for 8 months
pleasefireme: Please fire me. I started to make a pizza for a customer who ended up cancelling his order, but saved the blank pie I’d just made in case someone ordered in the next few minutes (they aren’t good for long). An hour and a half later,
stability: wishingiwastrumanblack: stability: no offense but why did I have to eat a whole buffalo chicken pizza Where would I have taken offense to this a lot of chickens from buffalo use this site, check your privilege
negativepleasure: kibblesmith: pizza-party: thismightwork: antarcticabysea: Reblogging for the sentiment but mostly the shades. New life mantra. Be the trash you want to see in the world. oh my god i relate to this because i am garbage
mamalizmas: dreamlightasafeather: IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order.
daftplunk: i told my brother the pizza was here for some reason and now he keeps checking it’s been over 45 minutes he keeps calling dominoes asking where his food is but i never placed the fucking order those poor workers don’t fucking know where
rubychan228: trans-mom: “are you really going to tear a friendship apart over different opinions??” listen, I got tons of friends who like pineapple on their pizza, but once you reach that “you, your community, or other marginalized communities
bunney:”touch my butt and buy me pizza” culture was annoying but it was infinitely better than “choke me and spit in my mouth” or whatever culture u fuckin weirdos
ambiguities:I’ve come to the conclusion that whomever my soulmate is, they are going to be introverted, awkward, and down to stay home, cuddle, eat pizza and watch t.v. all day. But then I realize I just described myself and I am too introverted and
mouse-named-minerva: skelatal-remains: torios: anotherdayforchaosfay: mamalizmas: dreamlightasafeather: IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re
3minutesofplaytime: i remember when my teacher did a pizza party but only for the kids with perfect attendance and thinking back on it thats fucked up. like i was just sitting on the other side of the room watching these bitches chow down
bogleech:I keep saying variations on this but food does not work like an RPG item pickup. You don’t have a set of “health values” that immediately raise and lower with everything you eat. People talk as if a pizza “damages your body” or a vegetable
professionaljester:food brand: we can change a few things with our food no one will notice their autistic customers the second the change is made:
brownmuva: you know whats really cute? people who pay attention to you .. i don’t mean in a vain sort of way…but in a “oh half the pizza doesn’t have anchovies bc i remember you saying you don’t like fish” type attention.
trans-mom: “are you really going to tear a friendship apart over different opinions??” listen, I got tons of friends who like pineapple on their pizza, but once you reach that “you, your community, or other marginalized communities don’t deserve
ayellowbirds: bigsphinxofquartz: hey, Domino’s has buy one get one free for their pizza this week, so if you enjoy eating food but don’t enjoy depleting your limited supply of dollars, that’s worth your time to check out September 18 through the
onlyblackgirl: thatprettymvthafvcka: toney-starks: Would you rather be on the Dora Milaje’s wanted list or the Avengers’? LMAOOOOOOAKsjFHAKDFJLFAKJSLLD Ok but the part about pizza had me dead.
wideeyedbunny: pizza-cuddle-sex-netflix-repeat: bbeeaarr: hexed-vexed-castaway: maxhole: THIS IS SO CUTE MY HEART😭 they might be having a few sucky games lately but this is another reason why the bruins are great Mimi!! Your B’s are adorable
lovinq-u: have you ever had that feeling that you really wanna workout to get a flat stomach… but you also just wanna eat pizza and watch netflix.
diasporicdecay: pocketostars: ancientrelic: humansofnewyork: “After this I go to work at a pizza shop. My wife and I were college professors in Bangladesh. I taught accounting. But one dollar in America becomes eighty dollars when we send it back
bodypositivelife: My brain says go to college but my heart says suck dick for pizza
narcotic:it really messes me up that you can accidentally create a human life but you can’t accidentally make a pizza
typically-unique: I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza.
I’m hungry but I just can’t bring myself to eat anything.. I even ordered pizza and now it’s here and I’m just sitting here not eating it while other, more deserving people could be having it instead of me. Why am I so fucking
narcotic: it really messes me up that you can accidentally create a human life but you can’t accidentally make a pizza
ge-nos: ready-for-freddyfazbears-pizza: ge-nos: playlist for christmas dinner Okay good meme and all but what excuse do you have for watching two of them SHUT THE FUCK UP
Not that I ever did, but now I definitely can’t ever eat anchovy pizza
shrinking-ulzzang: the-pizza-lich: theuppitynegras: lavish-l0ve: snapfordakids: dirtylies-myregards: but where is the lie? the black lady in the corner lmao *snaps* black lady in the back like “you can’t go around telling white folks the
badgyal-k: hoebutmadefashion: thetrippytrip: Cupcakke is for the people! She’s always been nice to fans .. one time she sent pizza to a fan LOVE her so much. She is such a beam of positivity and love. I wish her nothing but happiness in life
toughballs: Reblogging my own post to keep them notes coming in XD but hey! who doesn’t love a bit of cock pizza? M’right?
summerfinns: First off, you see gum on the street, leave it there. It isn’t free candy. Second, there are, like, thirty Ray’s Pizzas. They all claim to be the original. But the real one’s on 11th. And if you see a sign that says “Peep Show”,
tranqualizer: mayosjustanickname: diasporicdecay: pocketostars: ancientrelic: humansofnewyork: “After this I go to work at a pizza shop. My wife and I were college professors in Bangladesh. I taught accounting. But one dollar in America becomes
internetmessiah: Why is pizza a circle but the box a square and the slices triangles and my soul a bottomless pit of pain and despair?
allteensrelate: when you burn your mouth on pizza but continue to eat it
poco-loki: bitemycolossalmetalass: soulgems: sO I WAS AT WORK GETTING PIZZA DOUGH FROM THE FREEZER AND THIS GIANT PIECE OF ICE FALLS ON ME SO I PICK IT UP AND WITHOUT REALIZING IT I WHISPERED “ICE DILDO” OUT LOUD BUT APPARENTLY MY COWORKER HEARD
starkinglyhandsome: marchcorvus: suburbanite-gangst3r: i emotionally connect with this cat dis mah pizza dar r mani liek it but dis 1 iz mine ah, an ancient tongue that is pure lolspeak, not heard in its raw form in many a year we’ve come full
cockholmsyndrome: beyonce didnt show up to kayne’s wedding or rihanna’s dimaond ball event but she showed up to taylor swift’s pizza party……. taylor is literally made of magic…..
shouldnt: I want to eat pizza all day but I also want to be skinny, do you see the problem
texasswingerz: master4blackbbws2: lust-after-females: Naked Pizza Delivery This delivery guy not only watches, but also touches! He touches, touches, touches and touches again her bare boobs, he touches untill the last second, he prolongs the dialogue
exhibitionistshowoff: texasswingerz: master4blackbbws2: lust-after-females: Naked Pizza Delivery This delivery guy not only watches, but also touches! He touches, touches, touches and touches again her bare boobs, he touches untill the last second,
you-all-hate-me: ariaste: unamusedsloth: Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs” *opens door**nothing but empty shaft you fall to your doom*
herspanic: she is so lucky but why does she cry holy shit, look at that pizza!
nowyoukno: but who doesn’t love pizza
iamthepitbullthateatsurbaby: girlintheredbra: I don’t always eat pizza… but when I do, I eat it just like this. Heyyyyy! I wanna marry her
killevveryone: kingjaffejoffer: I was about to run some errands and go to the mall, and see my mother. But then I masturbated, now I just want to play 2k14 and order a pizza SAAAAAAAAAME.Almost.Was gonna do stuff.Touched myself.Now I’m not.
mommyheichou: guys i ordered pizza and didn’t expect them to actually DO IT BUT THEY DID IT AND
f3stiv: rocknrave221: razzzmusic: waakeme-up: killergoth: take me here on our first date OHVMY GOD WJERE IS RHIS im down Omg but do they have pizza
trishandcole: fireman6a4: I would love to see my hotwife do this. Like one of my biggest fantasies ever. We’ve done the pizza guy towel drop but didn’t go any further……that time. lily6988 Trish,Make this happen.Sincerely,Cole
