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When I'm trying to eat healthy but then someone suggests ordering pizza
femalemuscletalk: I canāt find anything in this kitchen, but I do have the number of the pizza place. Nabieva Bakharhttp://bit.ly/10U4NH
I just ordered pizza and the girl that took my order sounded like she was having an awful day. It took her like 8 times to say my name, and my name is Dani. I just wanted to reach through the phone and give her a huge hug or ask what was going on but
veganpizzafuckyeah: reblogged from thelonelymanatee: The first and last time I spend 10$ on a vegan pizza. But I had to try it because we hardly get a lot of vegan foods around here and every once in a while I donāt feel like making stuff from scratch.
veganpizzafuckyeah: reblogged from thelonelymanatee: This is not the same pizza on the box, but Iām still gonna eat it. They never are, are they?
havocados: veganmisandrist: veganinspo: Avocado Pizza Why hello there beautiful!Ā ^^^ I thought, “havocados would love this” but then I realized he reblogged it š
shanellbklyn: officialcherhorowitz: “pizza is great but I canāt stand the crust” Said no one everā¦ I’ll eat your crust
This pizza says it feeds 2-4 people but itās about to feed 2-4 of my emotional disorders
thatblackveganguy: trash-jaz: veganpizzafuckyeah: VeganMoFo, Day 25 - Share your favorite cuisine. Surely you jest? ;) Okay, so maybe pizza isnāt technically its own type of cuisine, but I kind of donāt care. Letās say Italian, with a special
narcotic: it really messes me up that you can accidentally create a human life but you canāt accidentally make a pizza
drawing-bored: i could inhale a pizza right now. but iāve got a turkey breast in the oven.
smellynerd: ttumbleweed:Beach City Pride 2k14!!Iām really proud of this one, I hope you guys like it! im sorry but every time i see this all i can think about how pizza is five dollars a slice in beach city like yes im obviously all about being gay
spankmehardbarry: when u break ur spine but ur mom says theres pizza downstairs
I just ran three miles and I feel great, but all I can think of is the leftover pizza šš
basketc8se: tbh a lot of jokes on tumblr that start out funny get rly annoying after a while but none pizza with left beef hasnāt gotten any less funny in like two years and Iām not sure why
egberts: thinkin about pizza but being broke
soulgems: soulgems: soulgems: IM AT WORK AND I tRiPPED AND GRABBED THE CLOSEST THING TO KEEP MYSELF FROM FALLING BUT I ACCIDENTALLY PULLED A PLUG ON OUR SYSTEM AND ALL OUR PHONES SHUT DOWN I THINK I JUST TURNED PIZZA HUT OFF “just plug it back
buzzfeed: I thought sexy pizza was the best Halloween costume this year, but I think Edgar Allen Ho may have just changed the game.Ā
christian-cc-coma: fairylights-and-pizza: But i want a band member! *slides Santa a pudding cup* how about now?
narcotic:it really messes me up that you can accidentally create a human life but you canāt accidentally make a pizza
soulgems: sO I WAS AT WORK GETTING PIZZA DOUGH FROM THE FREEZER AND THIS GIANT PIECE OF ICE FALLS ON ME SO I PICK IT UP AND WITHOUT REALIZING IT I WHISPERED āICE DILDOā OUT LOUD BUT APPARENTLY MY COWORKER HEARD ME BECAUSE THE NEXT THING I KNOW HES
birds-and-pizza: Finally was able to fly Tilly myself! Sheās usually flown by different volunteers but they werenāt there so it was my go š Sheās so elegant itās incredible how soft they fly
theheartbrokenlibertarian: kamiyu910: senpatriarch: skelatal-remains: torios: anotherdayforchaosfay: mamalizmas: dreamlightasafeather: IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza.
victoryforsylvanas: rubychan228: trans-mom: āare you really going to tear a friendship apart over different opinions??ā listen, I got tons of friends who like pineapple on their pizza, but once you reach thatĀ āyou, your community, or other marginalized
hihiskinnythighs: starkinglyhandsome: marchcorvus: suburbanite-gangst3r: i emotionally connect with this cat dis mah pizza dar r mani liek it but dis 1 iz mine ah, an ancient tongue that is pure lolspeak, not heard in its raw form in many a year
had a party last night, didn’t think a lot of people would show up but they did so we ran out of beer apparently there’s a ‘beer taxi’ service in this town that delivers beer to your house 24/7 we don’t even have 24/7 pizza
tranqualizer: mayosjustanickname: diasporicdecay: pocketostars: ancientrelic: humansofnewyork: āAfter this I go to work at a pizza shop. My wife and I were college professors in Bangladesh. I taught accounting. But one dollar in America becomes
coltre:Iām the kind of friend who would run at your house in a blink with pizza at 4am if youāre sad but also accidentally forget to reply to your messages for 8 months
ivyaura: ātbh youre nice and we may not agree on everything but you seem really cool!ā haha thats nice mary so what are we talking about here do we disagree on pineapple on pizza or police brutality
rubychan228: trans-mom: āare you really going to tear a friendship apart over different opinions??ā listen, I got tons of friends who like pineapple on their pizza, but once you reach thatĀ āyou, your community, or other marginalized communities
jobhaver: boku-no-poltergeist: isnāt it funny how you can say āpizza is importantā or āfriends are importantā and nobody has any beef with that but as soon as you say ātrans women are importantā people are so fucking desperate to yell
having some breakfast cookies for breakfast :) oatmeal, banana, peanut butter, and raisins mashed all together and baked for 20 minutes at 350 degrees :). i’m not really planning my meals out today but i will track. i think that there will be pizza
wifiporn: being skinny might be nice, but having pizza is nicer
lumpy-pizza-princess: My body is absolutely amazing. Sometimes I donāt like it very much. But other times I seriously appreciate the beauty of it. Whether itās a day that I like it or dislike it, I will never fail to LOVE it. I owe myself that much.
English muffin, hard white cheddar, egg fluffed with 1% milk, spinach and turkey sausage. I know it’s not quite the same thing as eating an entire large pizza, but this is gonna be so good! I needed the protein today!
pardonmewhileipanic: falulu: bbmvttmvtt: latenightfuck: ontheotherbus: bbmvttmvtt my whole life is in this one post lmao ššš Omg yes i want this rn, but with cake i want pizza and sex at the same time now
gurglegoddess: Overeaten at Pizza Hut a few weeks ago but God I feel good about my body right now <3
anotherdayforchaosfay: mamalizmas: dreamlightasafeather: IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know youāre calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending youāre
creamyloadsforcumsluts:this milf cockslut was going to suck off the pizza delivery boy as his tipā¦ but she got an important phone call she had to takeā¦ so she asked her teenage daughterā¦ to do it for her
stripesdontmakeyoustraight: stripesdontmakeyoustraight: If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally
shouldnt: I want to eat pizza all day but I also want to be skinny, do you see the problem
myanacondadonot: Part of me wants to be healthy and exercise but the other part of me wants to eat pizza and watch supernatural all day.
lovinq-u: have you ever had that feeling that you really wanna workout to get a flat stomachā¦ but you also just wanna eat pizza and watch netflix.
babybeanqueen: illuminat4d:make a pizza to find out what year youāll find true love! cute lil quiz tbh! found out iām finding love this year (yay!!) 2027 for me!! I have a while but oh WELL!
anotherdayforchaosfay: mamalizmas: dreamlightasafeather: IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know youāre calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending
doctorangel: cookwiththedevil: i wish someone looked at me the way i look at pizza oh but they do
osointricate: Excuse me, Marvel? Yes hi. Ā Big fan. Ā Really. Ā But um, could you maybe, you know: Black Widow put her in everything okay More Falcon even if itās like he shows up and eats pizza and tells everyone to believe in themselvesĀ Like a
1017sosa300: so-uncivilised: indefinite-free-pizza: ultrafacts: Source Follow Ultrafacts for more facts Please do not give college dorm designers any more ideas. Cool but how does he get to that green bean bag Climb
lame-astrology:so I was just ordering a pizza, and the call picked up and I could hear the background sounds of the pizzeria, but no one said anything. So, naturally, I just assumed that they were away from the phone, or something. Anyways, SpongeBob
woman-respecter:woman-respecter:its really easy to overlook if youāre a christian but america is a fucking theocracy. seperation of church and state is a lie so much is dictated by christianityi made this post cause i was salty about my nearest pizza
lovinq-u:have you ever had that feeling that you really wanna workout to get a flat stomachā¦ but you also just wanna eat pizza and watch netflix.
silver-tongues-blog: panharmonium: i just ordered a pizza but i think i unwittingly set the jedi purge in motion help Imagine an AU whereā¦
silver-tongues-blog: rubychan228: trans-mom: āare you really going to tear a friendship apart over different opinions??ā listen, I got tons of friends who like pineapple on their pizza, but once you reach thatĀ āyou, your community, or other marginalized
ginger-ale-official:newtgeiszler:ginger-ale-official:Guy about to invent mayonnaise: damn I wish this sandwich tasted bad :/op’s never had pizza with mayonnaise šOPās never throttled someone to death with their bare hands either but unlike
