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letsflytoasiarenata: a perfect combination: kitten + Junho
oddbrad: rnedia: fun game: play peek-a-boo with your baby, but never reappear my dad was good at this game
unlimitedtrashworks: legalizevore: my dad guillermo laying it out His table is piled high with food he will never touch but he will kill you for taking the smallest morsel, even if you are starving shit how did I completely miss the point of this part
martunamajor: unlimitedtrashworks: legalizevore: my dad guillermo laying it out His table is piled high with food he will never touch but he will kill you for taking the smallest morsel, even if you are starving shit how did I completely miss the
multiplegenredisorder: martunamajor: unlimitedtrashworks: legalizevore: my dad guillermo laying it out His table is piled high with food he will never touch but he will kill you for taking the smallest morsel, even if you are starving shit how did
moritartyparty: nunchykrut: the-danpire: My dad dated David Tennants sister when I was 9 and I was best fiends with her daughter so when I went to have a sleepover at her house David Tennant made me tea but I was unaware he was the doctor because I
fulltimetravelartisan: The summer before my senior year was greatest ever! Dad had just bought a boat but with his new job he wasn’t home much. Mom and I spent a lot of time on that boat. We began fucking in late May, by early June I had conquered all
nunchykrut:the-danpire:My dad dated David Tennants sister when I was 9 and I was best fiends with her daughter so when I went to have a sleepover at her house David Tennant made me tea but I was unaware he was the doctor because I was only 9 and I cry
crockpotcauldron: alx-972: nadhie: nadhie: my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’ he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now apparently it doesn’t matter that i’ve
stealthboy: stealthboy: stealthboy: dad humor is great yeah but i think we’re severely underappreciating the specific brand of Mom humor that involves intentionally mispronouncing things our children enjoy i watched Harry Potter with my mom last
priestessamy: the-real-ted-cruz: multiplegenredisorder: martunamajor: unlimitedtrashworks: legalizevore: my dad guillermo laying it out His table is piled high with food he will never touch but he will kill you for taking the smallest morsel, even
thestuffedalligator:goweninsane:dkpsyhog:dankmemeuniversity:I love this post because it doesn’t look like it should work but when you really think it through it doesI LOVE tangrisity structures My dad made an end table with the same concept
I’m not… fearless. I’m terrified. I’m always terrified. I act like I know what I’m doing, but I don’t. I don’t know if Isaac is dying right now. I don’t know if I made a mistake with Scott. I don’t know what my dad is thinking. I don’t
paternal-instinct: I never knew my dad growing up, but as an adult, he finally made contact with me. Turns out we live in the same city only blocks away from each other. He invited me over one day, and I was shocked to find out he had another man living
marauders4evr: whaticantremembernow: bando–grand-scamyon: stoicdaydreamer: violaslayvis: you didnt hear it from me but didi had an affair with chuckies dad and the “chuckies mom died” story was a coverup #staywoke y'all will not fuck my childhood
bisexualpiratequeen: The drugs conversation with my parents: eh, do what you want - you’ll LIKE lsd - but heroin will fuck you up dad: did I ever tell you about coming off heroin cold turkey when I lived in rotterdam
I’m so ready to go back to tbibodaux. But I don’t want to move back in with my mom and dad. And I have to be a walmart for 6 months before I can move to another one….. I hate everthing atm
nunchykrut:the-danpire: My dad dated David Tennants sister when I was 9 and I was best fiends with her daughter so when I went to have a sleepover at her house David Tennant made me tea but I was unaware he was the doctor because I was only 9 and I cry
incestmotherfucker: With his dad being away, my son was constantly asking me for money, but I made him earn it…
dumblysbeard: “The Forest of Dean,” she said, “I came camping here once with my mum and dad.” Here too snow lay on the trees all around and it was bitterly cold, but they were at least protected from the wind.
gayerthanjew: francieum: snake-dad: electric toothbrushes are okay i guess, but i like to stick with my acoustic There are no such things as acoustic toothbrushes. I think this is really offensive to gay people. Nevertheless, God bless us all. #i’m
cerebralzero: frenchfrycoolguy: my dads facebook posts are the actual worst like they have PARAGRAPHS and are grammatically correct but typed in a very deliberate and excessive southern accent with heavy KY colloquialisms and theyre all about shit like
ianandmickeyareboyfriends: Your Mum’s Boyfriend Called Me Trash But That’s Okay Cause You Don’t Call him Dad From: ianandmickeyareboyfriends To: casthebutler Prompt: Fanart/gifsets would be amazing especially if they go along with my own
snake-dad: electric toothbrushes are okay i guess, but i like to stick with my acoustic
standbyfortitanfall: Okay right, this is the story of one of the fucking nicest things ever. So I’m in Bodrum in Turkey, and my dad gives me some money to get some grapes. I’m not usually the fruit loving type but these grapes (Still with the seeds
tinarannosaurus:“I thought I remembered having fun working at my dad’s place, but I was just working all the time. And snuggling with steel wool. And petting a piece of soap.”
Ever since I was 5 I wanted to be a model. My dad has told me that I used to talk about it all the time and always wanted to pose for pictures. As I got older that dream always remained but along with it grew a strong desire to help others. I have lost
carryonwaywardsoldier: carryonwaywardsoldier: how to flirt with someone in a museum: introduce yourself and then say i would shake your hand but that sign says not to touch the masterpieces i told my dad about this post and now everytime he sees me
best-anal-gifs: Krissy Lynn & Daniel Hunter in My Dad’s Hot Girlfriend Are Krissy Lynn’s tits Cs or Ds? Her boyfriend’s son Daniel has a bet with his buddy that they’re Cs, but he needs proof. He goes into her room, stuffs one of her bras
askun: my dad used to get so mad with me for wearing super short skirts, but back then I wore panties so . . . I’d love to see you in a super short skirt..
youngvlcanoes: My dad trusts me with his PIN number but not the wifi password what
daddysreluctantgirl:big-ted-bear: daddysnaughtythings: Does that feel good, daddy, with my spit all over it? Yes it does babygirl, but I need to feel your lips around it. I should get dad wet like this the next time I take care of him!
nunchykrut: the-danpire: My dad dated David Tennants sister when I was 9 and I was best fiends with her daughter so when I went to have a sleepover at her house David Tennant made me tea but I was unaware he was the doctor because I was only 9 and I
pussy-roleplay: ~ I use to come over to play with my best friend Ashley.. but now, I just come over to fuck her dad’s big fat cock… What Are friends for !!
royalsiblings: Mom and dad won’t let me date or go out after 7 because they’re afraid of what might happen to me, but that’s fine. The joke’s on them. I’d rather be home with my big brother any night of the week.
she-feels-empty-inside: she-feels-empty-inside.tumblr: My dad picked me with the car, first I wasn’t wearing the seat belt, but then I remembered his Words.. What do you think how fast I had the seat belt on :D lol
toppestofallthekeks: My dad may be old, hairy, ugly, smelly and he may not try as hard as some of the boys I’ve slept with but holy shit, does he have a big dick. From now on, I don’t ever want a moment to go by that his dick isn’t inside me.
dirrtydaddiesgirl: I do sleepovers. Not to hang with my friends. But to fuck their dads.
I havnt cried like this in so long…. I try to stay so strong but some things I just can’t handle. Some feelings I can’t control. Some thoughts I just can’t ignore. My dad had this short talk with me earlier that just shattered
stained-glass-bastard: lumnch: mekaremadness: squorkal: janetbrown711: thorinobsessed: imaginarylock: crockpotcauldron: alx-972: nadhie: nadhie: my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with
snejkha:Made another gift ( possibly for my dad’s birthday but dunno..) I always forget how fun it is to work with inks hh/
19daddy81: yourpussybelongstomenow: myiloveupskirt: It’s okay we just have to stretch it out a little more Your dad loves you princess but I’m not wearing a condom with my daughter
mcmadmissile: Practice, practice! Trying to be less timid and more ambitious with my compositions, but I don’t just mess around without a finished product in mind nearly enough. Also I love these furry dads, gosh!
dirty-angel-spain: Fuck yeah uncle Bob, fuck me with your hard cock. I so much prefer it to my dad’s tiny, pathetic penis… But don’t tell him I said that ok?
kids with guardians 8’)
i’m gonna draw some more answers for rcroc’s later i’m feeling super sick and then my dad had to go and poison me with mexican ribs (which were delicious poison) i leave for wichita tomorrow so it’ll be a little bit but please
rotterss: *white dad voice* “Oh I know all about those furries and plushies, I saw that episode of CSI.” I have a funny story about that CSI, which i may have told before, but i’m pretty sure i never told tumblr. I was visiting my mom and
lesless: My dad works on a huge property for a man with a rescued baby deer who just lost his spots & really likes scratches. Wow, this deer has like the nicest coatalso the cutest huge orby eyes, but that’s a given
iswearitwascmyk: Scenes that never happened but I wish they did: Bumi gets lost in the Fog of Lost Souls and meets his dad. Bumi’s dialogue is shamelessly ripped off from Civil Wars part 2. (shhh, leave me alone with my Bumi feels…)
