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“So, hey. You wanna go swimming? I know Mom and Dad are here, but we can pretend to play in the water and I can do that secret trick with my hands you taught me last night. The thing that makes you feel good and shoot out that tasty sticky stuff.&rd
I wanted to fuck my mother for years and never even came close. But ever since Dad took off with his secretary, Mom’s been really depressed. Now all I have to do is give her a few compliments, show her a little tenderness, and her panties come right
marriedjock8: You’d never know it if you talk with him on the street, but my dad can get pretty faggoty around a nice thick cock like mine.
When I was a kid growing up in the Big70s and I came across a men’s magazine - my dad never read them but you might find one in the woods or at a friend’s house - this is usually what a you saw. A very pretty hippy chick with straight hair
pookiesfamily: I told my dad I’m on the pill, but I’m totally not! I can’t wait until he cums inside me again tonight—it turns me on so much knowing that I could get pregnant with his cum!
Heartbeat and Captain Motorboat - Concept Sketch Oh no! Our hero, squishy and overpowered crime fighter Heartbeat, encounters her arch-nemesis - Captain Motorboat on the docks.She can beat anyone with her powerful Heart Attacks, but he knows her Achill
oldpeoplefucking: My dad’s friends came over as they did every weekend but this time he left me alone with them, I was 21 & he trusted I could handle myself. They surrounded me, hugging me “show us how the exercise equipment your daddy bought
idreamofbrother: It starts off sweet and loving like a father and daughter should be. But lately, as time’s gone by, it gets so intense and hot. And now every time he fucks me, my dad marks me and tells me that this is how it is with a man.
incestmotherfucker: with his dad being away, my son was constantly asking me for money, but i made him earn it…
idunno who’s gonna pay for the fence, but if it isn’t fixed by the time my dad gets home he’s gonna beat me with a toaster….
Slowly but surely I filled moms tight ass with my dick.. The risk of pregnancy is completely gone… The sensation is amazing.. So happy dad walked out and left this fine piece of ass all to me
raunchybastards:I live with mom but I’m much closer to my dad
I knew it probably wasn’t a good idea to continue to flirt with my best friend dad when she went away to college , but I always been a daring person and this time I knew I crossed the line. “I’m going to fuck your sweet pussy, child,” he
The story of your mom and dad meeting was the stuff of fairytales. Your mom was known both in high-school, as well as in college, as being the pretty, smart, and unique girl that had everything going for her, but carried with her a mysterious air of sadne
girlshjgifs: Free Handjob Gifs Here Click Here If You Love Handjobs If You’d Rather Get Laid Click Here Mom hated having to share me with her two sisters.. But they blackmailed her, threatening to tell my dad what she does to me if they didn’t
forrestyoungtea: girlshjgifs: Free Handjob Gifs Here Click Here If You Love Handjobs If You’d Rather Get Laid Click Here Mom hated having to share me with her two sisters.. But they blackmailed her, threatening to tell my dad what she does to me
drakestories: I loved my dad, but Mike Roberts was the man most looked up to. Neighbor, friend of the family, and as CFO for a Fortune 500 corporation, a major player in the community. And he took me under his wing, spending time with me on the weeken
crockpotcauldron: alx-972: nadhie: nadhie: my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’ he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now apparently it doesn’t matter that
unlimitedtrashworks: legalizevore: my dad guillermo laying it out His table is piled high with food he will never touch but he will kill you for taking the smallest morsel, even if you are starving shit how did I completely miss the point of this part
I came out to my dad and it went well. The conversation was long and it wouldn’t make sense without a lot of context, but it ended with him saying this:“So what you’re asking is if I still love you? <Boy name>, there’s nothing in the
itsaubreylmfao:my dad always tells me that when he’s with people bragging about their kids’ accomplishments and such he goes “yeah but are they like ….cool?” and the parents always give him a confused look and he goes “are they cool?
nomnombutteredtoast: priestessamy: the-real-ted-cruz: multiplegenredisorder: martunamajor: unlimitedtrashworks: legalizevore: my dad guillermo laying it out His table is piled high with food he will never touch but he will kill you for taking the
pretty annoyed about the fact that the minute my dad decides to bring friends from another country to spend time with us , he decides that he should plan a trip to California just to take em to see some parade but when I want to go to California to see
marauders4evr: whaticantremembernow: bando–grand-scamyon: stoicdaydreamer: violaslayvis: you didnt hear it from me but didi had an affair with chuckies dad and the “chuckies mom died” story was a coverup #staywoke y'all will not fuck my childhood
martunamajor: unlimitedtrashworks: legalizevore: my dad guillermo laying it out His table is piled high with food he will never touch but he will kill you for taking the smallest morsel, even if you are starving shit how did I completely miss the
stealthboy: stealthboy: stealthboy: dad humor is great yeah but i think we’re severely underappreciating the specific brand of Mom humor that involves intentionally mispronouncing things our children enjoy i watched Harry Potter with my mom last
sunfortune: whoismitski: spiderman’s uncle said “with great power comes great responsibility” to mean “use your power as a white man to reform this racist patriarchy we’re in” but tobey maguire responded “you’re not my dad! I’m going
squorkal: janetbrown711: thorinobsessed: imaginarylock: crockpotcauldron: alx-972: nadhie: nadhie: my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’ he has been chuckling about it for
goondere replied to your post:why does japan get a five disc bayonetta 2 music…we will forever feel this struggle americans stay obsessed with japan, but they ain’t worried about us. except my dad Kojima. he cares.
triforce replied to your post: though speaking of ted my dad wants to go see it and take me with Actually, Ted seems to have a mixture of Brian’s (which is Seth’s normal speaking voice) and Peter’s voice. But, yes, he does need to branch out. oh
prisonpunk: The trash is IN(Jolyne’s taking a while to come here she might come in by January according to my dad but for now I have trash king with me) MAn you gotta take a pic of it out of the box in goofy poses now, thats so awesome! Hope Jolyne
tumbled-out-of-bed: I know this isn’t a drawing pad, but to me it’s just as important a message. Today I was at the supermarket with my mum and dad. There’s a pokéball dispenser there. One pokéball containing a random Pokémon costs two quid,
nunchykrut: the-danpire: My dad dated David Tennants sister when I was 9 and I was best fiends with her daughter so when I went to have a sleepover at her house David Tennant made me tea but I was unaware he was the doctor because I was only 9 and I
princesssilverglow: This scene always melts my heart ♥ I’m really, really happy that Greg is displayed as a loving and caring father even if Steven doesn’t live with him. It’s always cute to see these two interact! :) Just look at this face!
satan-cans-his-vegetables: mistress-winchester: morgrana: oddbrad: rnedia: fun game: play peek-a-boo with your baby, but never reappear my dad was good at this game John Winchester was a pro at this game GET IN THE FREAKING CORNER
iswearitwascmyk: Scenes that never happened but I wish they did: Bumi gets lost in the Fog of Lost Souls and meets his dad. Bumi’s dialogue is shamelessly ripped off from Civil Wars part 2. (shhh, leave me alone with my Bumi feels…)
killshotgifs: Many men choose to move back home when faced with Personal Forfeiture. “My dad said I can move back in, but I have to pay ‘rent’ by taking care of the heavy chores.” says David Jones.
ecmajor: lesless: My dad works on a huge property for a man with a rescued baby deer who just lost his spots & really likes scratches. Wow, this deer has like the nicest coatalso the cutest huge orby eyes, but that’s a given
madcapbaker: peregrint: can you imagine elrond as your dad u would misbehave and all he would have to do is look at you like I had to show this to my sisters boyfriend who was across the room because his best friend is actually Hugo Weaving’s
trillmeetsworld: nosleeptilmanhattan: nataliamichele: laurenbria: midnight-sun-rising: midnight-sun-rising: BLACK FATHER EXCELLENCE 🎓💫 GRADUATED THE ENTIRE MASTERS PROGRAM WITH NOTHING BUT STRAIGHT As. I’M SO PROUD OF MY DAD. I’M GOING
ayoaprell: vinebox: Crying at the Maury cameraman running a 4.6 with full camera gear “My dad is 74… He CAN’T be your baby’s father!”…. I hate this show so much I know this show perpetuates negative stereotypes but I love this shit lol
martunamajor: unlimitedtrashworks: legalizevore: my dad guillermo laying it out His table is piled high with food he will never touch but he will kill you for taking the smallest morsel, even if you are starving shit how did I completely miss the point
priestessamy: the-real-ted-cruz: multiplegenredisorder: martunamajor: unlimitedtrashworks: legalizevore: my dad guillermo laying it out His table is piled high with food he will never touch but he will kill you for taking the smallest morsel, even
assholecliffxrd: so i made my dad watch a 5sos funny moments video and half way through it he said “michael’s like you but with a ding a ling turn it off its scary”
ironbearicade: fiery-skyline: homo-scotian: The gay guys in letterkenny are 10/10 I fucked your dad with chapped lips an a runny nose F-slur warning but oh my god
mother-son-incest-love: AND NOW MOM GO DOGGYSTYLE ON THE BED !!! NOO SON WE CAN DOING THIS !!! MOM DO IT OR I TELL DAD THAT YOU FUCK WITH MY TEACHER! OK BUT ONLY LOOK ! NO MOMMY I STICK MY COCK DEEP IN YOUR PUSSY AND THEN I FUCK YOUR ASSHOLE TILL I
mrsmischief: I was bullied at school so I didn’t much like it. But at home I would sing along to my dad’s 45s and when people came over they seemed to like listening to me. Then in my last year this supply teacher put me in touch with a singing coach
friskydingo626: Me and my mom found out my dad was cheating on her, so we came up with a plan to get back at him. It was only supposed to be a blowjob picture, but I think we got a little carried away…
broverlother: I made a deal with my little sister, Samantha. I’d pretend to be our dad and sign everything she needed to get implants. In return, she’d let me test them out. She wouldn’t agree to anything else, but once I got my hands on her, I
lizawithazed:nomoremissnicebi:I was helping carry in the groceries and usually my mom would say like “what a good girl” but I had a talk with her about not liking that because I’m nb and tonight she said to my dad “what a great person we have
I had a pretty good birthday so far today! Won my softball game, got lots of junk food, spent time with family, It was all very fun. But the best part was that my dad said he will be buying me an actual drawing tablet in the next two weeks so yay! Expect
nannasghost: YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A FUN ART MEME??? pick a drawing your friend did, and redraw it in your style, and then friend pictures a drawing you did, and redraws it in theirs! i bet that would be fun
laurenethedream: None of my games are two-player but you can still play with me.Don’t remove my dad joke caption or all your base are belong to us. Ok I’ll really stop now.Snapchat | Wishlist | Me
Today my 11 year old brother wanted us to go outside and play with his BB gun but my Dad wasn’t around, so I was like “idk, maybe we shouldn’t use it without adult supervision” and he just stared at me and I realized I am 20 I am an adult I am
i went for dinner with my work dad (from my old job) and his wife and we went to the restaurant their son works at and after they introduced him to me she was like ISNT HE SO HANDSOME and i was like yes but i wasnt sure if i should say anything (he is
brothersisterfathermother: With Daddy, I felt like I was really doing something special for him. I never liked blowing other boys in my grade at school, but I loved doing it for my dad.
