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youkaiyume: The War Boys call him “lucky,” to be favored by the Imperator. The Sisters call him her “support/partner.” Furiosa calls him “reliable.” Max thinks the correct term they’re looking for is “furniture.” But all things
pantsless-serket: catsnuggler: February shouldn’t be 28 days, 29 on a leap year. Instead, we should take the 31st days off two months and give them to February, making it have 30 days for all years. But wait, when’s the leap day, you ask? October
saltcaramels: Turns out that adulthood is basically a long series of conversations about how tired you are, interspersed with smiling sympathetically as someone else tells you how tired they are (but you’re thinking they are not nearly as tired as
kaijukat: have YOU ever wanted to bitch someone out but do it with cats and flowers? Well have I got the sticker set for you!
maherissey: shoutout to all the kids who - grew up smart and lost it when they got to high school and dont know what happened - are so bright but just cant focus academically - are told their effort isnt good enough when in reality they just dont
stability: I may legally be an adult but don’t be fooled, I have no idea what the hell im doing
kitsunefantasy: I was a cute pastel punk babe yesterday~ Went and saw a late movie and ate bad food in a parking lot like hooligans afterwards~ But for real tho I’m obsessed with this shirt, I might wear it to the Melanie Martinez concert next month~
thehighbloodprince: there are some typos you let slide, but saying that donald trump was “surprisingly clam” in an interview instead of “calm” is not one of them
gudetamas-mom: I promise you that’s just hip and thigh, nothing too crazy is showing lmao Originally I was like “I need to lose a few pounds before I wear this” but now i’m like ???? nah i look fine. I’m going to a halloween party and me and
masqverades: do you ever get so disgusted with yourself, like you can not believe how stupid and thoughtless you are and it’s so frustrating because you keep telling yourself that you’ll do better next time but then next time rolls around and the
antfish: Okay, I understand that this a good message to send to kids that pink and blue jobs don’t exist any more, but can we PLEASE discus this mother fucker right here! I did some research and his name is “Ya-Mon” He’s the super heroes from
raintalker: your stomach called for help……but nobody came. Keep reading
shitpostundertale: PART 2!!!!!!! (i managed some of the suggestions but i couldn’t do everything so expect another one of these soon,,,)
vapoeron: sapphicfemme: zimmy373: this isn’t even edited I had to Google this because I couldn’t believe it was real…but it is… Ok daphne we see you
searching-for-mercury: okay but consider this: Genos has a Spanish mode like Buzz in Toy Story
after-crisis: lumos-vs-nox: The problem with suicidal thoughts is that they’re not just there when your sad. You’ll be there, chillin, reading a book or talking to a friend and you’ll think ‘This is nice. But do you know what would be better?
mercerism: I just wanted to make an inspirational video but I hit the wrong audio filter
uncomfortable-steven-u: Garnet, but with Ruby’s ridiculous face
softblackgirl: when ur trying to practice self care but you’re lowkey pleading for death’s mercy
attemptingsurvival: when you seriously start to get your shit together but then one tiny little thing happens and you’re just like nvm who was i kidding and you go back to bed
cubanflagemoji: honestly, fuck this. FUCK THIS. abc news wants to report about white couples who have to evacuate their hotels, but are going to ignore actual residents of Mexico? your honeymoon is being ruined? these people’s livelihoods are being
amphibizzy: superiorkitten: amphibizzy: officermilky: amphibizzy: have u ever regretted something This… Honestly makes the most sense. Remember when Peridot wore those goggles? F uck i don’t want to sound dramatic or anything but i am never
clientsfromhell: I was building a game for a client. He had no experience with game development, but wanted to give feedback while I was showing some character art assets. The sprite in question was a smiling girl.Client: That girl is supposed to be
iguanamouth: werewolf1992: toasterssupertasty: admiralstanley: misscherry: dernski: iguanamouth: gtfoyourcomputer: iguanamouth: iguanamouth: about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but there’s no
cynicjovial: When W. D. Gaster speaks in all caps it’s the same ol’ Gaster But when he speaks in lowercase he becomes Gaster The Filthy Homestuck
anth606: aubscares: I apologize for the language, but this was way too funny not to reblog I hate this website
thatsthat24: neon-skies95: thatsthat24: just-shower-thoughts: Next time someone says you look familiar, tell them you do porn. Ok but this is literally what I say. It’s the best. sanders no sanders yes
sucymemebabaran: you can call them renaissance paintings if u want but it’s still jesus fanart
keksetsu: prinsaws: ipecacandcivetoil: ipecacandcivetoil: so many gifs of ostriches doing their mating dance for humans but did u know they actually did a study on this and ostriches repeatedly found humans more attractive than other ostriches yes
catboyfriends: the new custom server creator in overwatch is great but did the devs know what kind of pandoras box unleashing all of the worlds chaos kind of situation they were creating. today i played a match that was 6 very slow reinhardts vs 6 very
hipssway-lipslie: zooophagous: scarlettjane22: Equestrian Lifestyle Magazine Sometimes I wonder why it’s so common for people to be afraid of horses and then I remember things like this okay but what the actual fuck
your-raifu-is-shit: throh: ollivander: flowergirlrobichiko: the only acceptable reason #I was gonna be like nooooo but then I was like yoooo TITTY 2 BOMB Bra size: C4
couchkitty: But what if… you ARE da wae
crandberrycrush: waldangerous: Stuff like this is why I’m not famous. This took me longer than I’d like to admit to get… but I love it.
dandywondrous: mothensidhe: brotherbluerose: Guys you know how tumblr will suggest blogs to you well i was just scrolling along and i see this and i was like okay cute fairy stuff haha yeah that’s nice but then i actually looked at the examples
oh my god hahaha
emmyc: Some Disney comics I made for a mini zine years back but didn’t post all of them online anywheres! Here you go.
troyesivan: blue balls be like u bouta sneeze from ur dick but then u dont
snaileo: i drew this for a friend but you all have to look at catboy rusty venture now
aphroditeinfurs: Mood: Frank Sinatra when he slit his wrists because he thought Ava Gardner would come back to him if he did a dramatic suicide attempt since the last time he overdosed on pills she came back to him but this time she had enough and left
crimson-blazeart: more shameless no.6 sexy-time gifs this was originally going to be longer but i felt a little awkward doing this one rofl, so maybe i’ll go back and extend it later
moechui: I’m kind of late but happy birthday Sugawara Koushi! click for the rose color’s meaning
bieberismybf: oh my god this couple
pizzaforpresident: I went to a party once and everyone was supposed to pitch in some money to buy adderall. I had never tried or even heard of it but I was young and stupid so I gave them 20 bucks. Later on, after we all took it, everybody was going
obsessions-and-dreams: There are some great Season 9 headcanons and predictions out there, but all I really want is for the boys to go shopping for new FBI suits and Sam sees a white suit on a mannequin and goes, “hey, that one’s kind of nice”
whitegirlsaintshit: modelingschool: when you end up sleeping over at a guys house and you suck his dick. but, you didn’t bring a tooth brush. ✿◕︵◕✿ put some toothpaste on his dick and suck it in the morning. #repurposing
whitegirlsaintshit: 124: tyler is like 6 2 and big but he still manage to have a tiny pea head here wait… why do young jeezy look like he was graduating durin the civil rights era?
fileformat: tiddygorl: Ok but is anyone gonna ask Kate if she’s ok .. this bitch died 12 years ago they just carry around a wax figure of her everywhere
muslimfeminist: infamybitch:*cis voice* I was going to acknowledge your basic humanity but then you had to be slightly impolite this is not even exaggerated in the slightest
molotowcocktease: But first…
merrigel: You certainly can!! (But Dipper and Mabel can’t)
Oh my god you guys
alexvsinternet: lukifuge: scrap-metal: you can’t open ralsei’s manual ingame (i’m pretty sure) but there are datamined sprites for it! let’s all just… appreciate how good ralsei is for a second ok… @moonpaw
koalatea: 10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD.
fuckedandrejected: In a country like Japan where new youth-quakes and western-influences clash with centuries old traditional culture/social norms, girls like the multi-talented couple, Aya Sato and Bambi care, but won’t let such views stop them from
halfpastcaketime: I hate the storylines to gay Porn so much but I’m a hypocrite because if I were in this very situation he would probably get me to cheat.
rukia-oyama: Kesha was being raped by her producer for 10 years straight and when she tried to push charges , her right to make music was taken away from her.now she is not only a victim of a disgusting crime but her career is at risk too, help kesha
kira-97: Felt like drawing Garnet’s outfit from “Buddy’s Book” but with Ruby and Sapphire~⋆
matryoshkagumi: When you try to be cute with your space rock girlfriend but you have the arm strength of a small child
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