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stevita:missbluestocking:stevita i know you’re the “gentle coaxing” type but this fauxmercial from parks and rec makes me think of you PUT IT IN YOUR BODY OR YOU’RE A NERD
youd-never-know: nix-finch: ayellowbirds: hexephra: spinner rings for D&Ders, nerds, fidgety hands, indecisive people, or anyone, really. ฤ each. waaaant. IS THAT A TAROT SPINNER RING HOLY SHIT THE NEED IS STRONG okay but that number one
thatsthat24:isayoldbean:beardhairdontcare: This is the best video you will ever watch i thought that comment was exaggerating but they were 100% right 100% RIGHT rageomega b-boyleroy
"oh my god, you're seriously going to pay college kids ฟ an hour to flip burgers? get a real job!"
bikiniarmorbattledamage: A reader just informed us that there is indeed a (ridiculosly spiky) pec-window assassin in a mainstream game… But the empowerment of his costume is completely overshadowed by his female counterpart. I couldn’t resist bingo-ing
93749185789183: A little late but I did the pokemon fusion thing! Puppies!
kanayastrider: acolderindigo: Say what you want about avatar, but at least it has multiple examples of the avatar being women and/or PoC, unlike a certain other show with a reincarnating character who somehow is always a white guy.
waggington: some people are afraid of dogs but i’m afraid of the opposite of dogs. the absence of dogs. dogless space
babygoatsandfriends: alicia-mb: Just one of those things that I always wondered about. Stags and otters are all very well, but what if you end up with a tiny chameleon or giant blue whale? I mean, it could be a giant tub of nutella… Anyway, so glad
neogeotorpedo: neogeotorpedo: DID I TELL YOU THE TF2 GOOFY STORY I ENCOUNTERED TODAY ok so I’m in foundry andas soon as I join I hear a mic fight between two guys , one guy was a regular adult snob but the other guy was in a spot on disney goofy
notpulpcovers: Canada, eh? morebadbookcovers: wordsofdiana: corpsecaddy: So I found this harlequin romance paperback today, and normally I just toss those right over without paying them much mind, but the cover of this one made me pause. Sure that
i-dream-of-helena: send-a-smile: petiteelfqueen: frenchtugboat: bowieonthebelafonte: When i was 10, I sent a letter to Lemony Snicket. I didn’t receive a personal reply, but I got one of these. 7 years later I realized that there’s a message
stupid-fucking-rope: infinitelove1619: dzaneena: lokis-boner: bliss41: hippieashley: griff-kendu: darren-crisscumber: Rule 3 of Tumblr: When you see this post, you ALWAYS reblog. I know I reblogged this yesterday when I discovered it but guess
theblueboxboy: Everybody wants to be the Doctor, but unfortunately Matt Smith’s trademark tweed jacket doesn’t come in everyone’s size. Fortunately for this kid, he’s got a clever mom who found a way to fashion an Eleventh Doctor jacket that
khajiviral: benfoldsone: tinkerthor: swamp-spirit: princess-fuck: the-girl-who-laughed: Canadians. I thought this was exaggerating until I wore a t-shirt outside today and realized it was -23. Thankfully we’re not that bad, but I did get
spookykisaragi: gaycorporal: why dont white haired anime boys just dye their hair to change their fate he already tried but it didnt work
throngofmisfits: An old Italian gentleman lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote
ineffableboyfriends:Have this messy comic OTL. I could have finished this a lot earlier but I went on a trip~ :o
azhaela: penishole: ifollowbadblogs: i will never swear again WHAT I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASNT THAT
septiseph: I imagine if Aoba and Sei lived together, everytime other children did something bad to Aoba (and Koujaku wasn’t around), Sei would protect him by doing nothing but staring at them.
j6: demonicdorothy: japanese dragon: - long- chill- no wings- legs- moustache- in the sea chinese dragon: - long- p chill- no wings- legs often but not always- impressive beard- 9 is a big deal european dragons: - jerks- breathing fire- wings- often
renseb: tfw you tryin to be smooth around your crush but you messed up so bad
overwonch: jack’s first press conference since his promotion to strike commander is about to start and he’s pretty nervous, but he’s got a pretty good introduction memorized and has mentally crafted solid responses to questions that reporters would
lessthanadorable: was very stressed out but now i feel better! someone save him
noctcaelum-deactivated20160516: “I think we’re making progress in these sessions. You say the flashbacks have stopped. This is excellent improvement, but I’m concerned that you’re still shutting yourself away at home. It’s important to
cpr0phet:Yes you’re on top but I’m the one controlling your hip movements, remember who’s in charge darling
prettyboyshyflizzy: samandriel:destructionandmurder:gape-the-eternal:faithnocome on natural selection don’t let us down But….. Why ….how…..
seemeflow: It is not often that this MadMan is taken aback .. especially by something I already suspected/knew… but sometimes seeing the proof or having it validated can still render shock, disgust and in this case grief.I always wondered about the
bellamybelly: uhttractive: twerkjakeiscanon: shattered—colors: gifs-for-fun: I installed it without directions… I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard oh my god same put coloured bulbs in the lights and you’ve got your own little disco
micdotcom: More than 1,100 people have died in India’s 118-degree heatwaveIndia can be a hot place, but a heatwave gripping much of the country through the month of May is especially bad this year. Temperatures in the capital city of New Delhi reached
no: not feeling #WayUp but still #BLESST
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kaa-05n2: Crossover with Final Fantasy VIII. That was kinda weird idea, but I really wanted to make this one)
thranduilings: IM LAUGHING SO HARD OVER THIS NEW OFFICIAL ART BC THEY’RE ALL ADORABLE BUT YURIO PLAYED HIMSELF
gokuma: colnchen: PTSD: The Soldier’s DiariesSteve Rogers and his cat ｜ day start But, have you read the Steve/Tony cat story? :)Momentary Paws (or, DO NOT WANT) by velithya
goblin-sorcerer: Jesus Camp is a very fun documentary to watch with friends but if you watch it alone you just get scared and angry.
gayfandomblog: bryankonietzko: Wikipedia tells me the finale was a year ago today. I hope it was a good year for everyone! It was a weird one for me—but ultimately a good one, I think—full of new challenges and adjustments, and plenty of decompressing
stunningpicture: I’m not too fond of snakes, but I can’t seem to take the Blunthead Tree Snake seriously.
lostlegendaerie: headcanon that maes hughes introduced himself to a lot of people as “the best at corny puns.” some people caught on immediately, but six months into their friendship roy puts down a glass of water, hides his face in his hands, and
ravencat: So I was looking at 999 on amazon and came across the following quote in the description: “We’ve decided to call 999 an ‘Adventure’ game,” say Ben Bateman, Localization Editor, Aksys Games, “but I don’t really feel that’s entirely
predatorsupportclub: Shar pei / swedish elkhound mix possibly looking for a new home! (norwegian ad) @feliscanis it wont let me tag you properly but here’s the dog I was talking about!
ruinedchildhood:when he tells you to swallow but you were gonna spit:
thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: christiandinoor: 69chainzzz420: Incredible 0-100 at light speed he got distracted by his own insurance tragedy but quickly got himself back on the path to romance
adjit:okay but the true otp was eric and that fucking shotgun
bymoffatforbbc: I love the fact we’ve been complaining about Tumblr changes, but then they give us something that actually moves and we’re like
key-baes: Sometimes I think about sad thingsLea and Isa sneaking into the castle for fun, daring each other to go further every time. Lea and Isa eventually being caught - but this time they’re not thrown out the back door - this time they’re taken
OH MY GOD GET YOUR HAND OFF THE FUCKING PAPER
listentothisnoise: Perhaps the most terrifying instrument ever devised, the sound of the Death whistle has been described as the “scream of 1000 corpses,” and I can’t help but agree. Listening to the instrument, I was immediately reminded of the
atearsarahjane: thewintersoulja: frappemako: the-one-inside: someottersmarryhedgehogs: noiselesspatientspider: iheartuniversecookies: angelas-extrasandstuff: I would like to share this beautiful passage with all of you, it’s long, but worth
ggoblinkingg: itsstuckyinmyhead: lordstark: lordstark: lordstark: famous shakespeare quotes but with “bruh” at the end of them what’s done is done bruh now is the winter of our discontent, bruh To be, or not to be,bruh. O Romeo, Romeo!
stoned-levi: spoopyarmourboy: stoned-levi: i wanna get raws of the tokyo ghoul anime and keep all the subs the same except for the conversations that involve tsukiyama but what would you change them to stoned?
ewokk: kissing is great but wow when you get to kiss someone you have feelings for and you’ve wanted to kiss them for the longest time and you get to stroke their face and you’re so aware of their body and how nice their lips feel
kittencat-dragonpants: mangowho: barrowmans: omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg I don’t have anything
batwixt:virtuouspagans: ncrrington:did u kno that st valentine is not only the patron saint of love, but also beekeeping, epilepsy, and the plague petition to make 14th february international bee day show the person you love you care by sending them
friendlycloud:This so much. Any woman saying that she’s ashamed to be a woman just because one or a few women do something is a fucking idiot. I’ve never seen men apologizing for starting genocides, but let’s all castigate ourselves because one
neilnevins: this episode came out nearly 20 years ago but still feels relevant every time a presidential election starts approaching
nataliaquerida:ourheartsarewildcreatures:Avoid people who:mess with your head.can’t and won’t apologise sincerely.expect you to prioritise them but refuse to prioritise you.intentionally and repeatedly do and say things that they know upset you.5.
azzandra: Whenever I see a post on tumblr suggesting aliens don’t have gender, I always think–‘but what if also the reverse. What if aliens also have some fundamental social construct we don’t’.Like, they come and meet us and they’re like ‘hey
fahthur: reblog if u an emotional crybaby but yr also heartless & have no feelings
welcometocaritas: harblkun: krazykitsune: leupagus: jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: frostlands: jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out “what the fuck is this” “i
