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blackmansbride: Nine months from now, none of these women will know who to put as the father on the birth certificates… and the state won’t accept a list of possibilities.

Australia: Trans and intersex inclusive birth certificate amendments considered by lawmakers

alice-in-the-looking-glass: All I ask outta life is a girl with a cock that makes me know my birth certificate is wrong!! ♡♡♡♡♡

ithinkofdemons: “I was named after my daddy. Says right there on my birth certificate ‘Momma: Miss Hinson Daddy: Unknown’”

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I'm A PFLAG Mom: Illinois to allow transgender individuals to update birth certificate gender marker

tombstonettromboners: matthewsagan: Show us the birth certificate Donald WHERE’S YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE DONALD

Not a foal or filly. I know this ‘cause Mayor Mare ran on a right wing platform and mandated that everyone carry their birth certificates on them at all times. Turns out she’s 22, which is like…pretty much geriatric in horse years.

yall: One of my Asian friends goes by an American name but his official birth certificate name is wooshin or something like that and whenever a sub tried to reads that he’ll just go “it’s pronounced kevin”

lenarise:ok but when u wanna take the leap and call a mutual by their first name for the first time but you gotta real quick check their description, about page, birth certificate, and proof of residency papers to make sure you’re getting it right

canadad: just-shower-thoughts: Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings. how and where can i return myself

transdankovsky:okay well i don’t want anyone else going through this so @ americans i will say that if you are a trans and planning on legally changing your gender to male, make sure you haveyour birth certificate stating that you were born female,

canadad: just-shower-thoughts: Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings. how and where can i return myself

princesscrownemoji:A birth certificate is basically a baby receipt

peetababy:u kno ur a 90’s kid when u look at ur birth certificate and it says 1990-99

princesscrownemoji:A birth certificate is basically a baby receipt

canadad: just-shower-thoughts: Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings. how and where can i return myself

canadad: just-shower-thoughts: Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings. how and where can i return myself

fakefurry: ONLY 90’s KIDS WILL GET THIS : a birth certificate with 1990-1999

the-best-of-funny: unfollowlng: seenaill: unfollowlng: If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and

peetababy: u kno ur a 90’s kid when u look at ur birth certificate and it says 1990-99

stacewindu: stacewindu: Natalia Peggy Rogers, you are named after the two bravest, strongest, independent women I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. Tony Clint Bruce Thor Rogers, I am so sorry your uncles got hold of your birth certificate before

finmeister: MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS

boogans: taxiderby: Obama Speaks of Birth Certificate Controversy oh my GOD donald trump is so mad in that crowd

mockingjay-: I don’t care what my birth certificate says tonight I’m british

justaguywitharrows: naturallybent: qbits: (via Della Wolf is B.C.’s 1st child with 3 parents on birth certificate - British Columbia - CBC News) “A Vancouver baby has just become the first child in British Columbia with three parents listed

canadad: just-shower-thoughts: Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings. how and where can i return myself

tombstonettromboners: matthewsagan: Show us the birth certificate Donald WHERE’S YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE DONALD

canadad: just-shower-thoughts: Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings. how and where can i return myself

elitewifi: finmeister: MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS

princesscrownemoji:A birth certificate is basically a baby receipt

reikiajakoiranruohoja::even from the fucking beginning greg doesn’t see steven as a human, his OWN SON and didn’t think he needed a birth certificate, a social security number, doctor appointments, school, grandparents, or anything. and then to top

nahthatsnotveryraven: fun fact my cousin got her birth certificate when she applied for her first passport and found out she was actually 22, not 21 because her parents werent really sure and thought your birthdays started at 0, so on her first birthday

finmeister: MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS

unfollowlng: seenaill: unfollowlng: If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the

tooyoungforthelivingdead: arielnietzsche: uniteordie: To everyone so outraged about Trayvon Martin, please meet Abdul al-Awlaki. Notice his birth certificate, he’s an American, born in Colorado. Abdul was a 16 year old American citizen that was

finmeister: MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS

clockrose: incomprehensiblelentils: bombing: legally changing your name isn’t fun. you know what’s fun? illegally changing your name. break into the national records office. steal your birth certificate. write over your name with a sharpie, maybe

unfollowlng: seenaill: unfollowlng: If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the

exceptionals: me: *walks into hospital* id like to return myselfnurse: u cant-me: i have the receipt *hands them my birth certificate*nurse: no problem come right this way

exceptionals: me: *walks into hospital* id like to return myselfnurse: u cant-me: i have the receipt *hands them my birth certificate*nurse: no problem come right this way

princesscrownemoji:A birth certificate is basically a baby receipt

peetababy:u kno ur a 90’s kid when u look at ur birth certificate and it says 1990-99

just-shower-thoughts: Birth certificates are usually the first participation award one gets

wyld-mtn-man: orangestealingslut: canadad: just-shower-thoughts: Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings. how and where can i return myself sadly were a final sale item I was a fucking red tag, clearance, damaged merchandise, broken

blackness-by-your-side: This boy’s name is Mack Beggs and he specifically asked to compete in boys competition and was denied ‘cause his birth certificate says he was female at birth. Now they complain that his testosterone treatment gave him

potstickersandpizza: peetababy: u kno ur a 90’s kid when u look at ur birth certificate and it says 1990-99

sauvamente: yellowjuice: Man HUH? Bruh what? Where is the accent? 😂 Show me his passport. Won’t believe it till I see his passport, birth certificate, something

A Palestinian birth certificate issued in Jerusalem in 1942. Nudes & Noises

queenconsuelabananahammock: Thanks to Rachel Dolezal actual mixed race Black people out here have to pull out birth certificates, high school yearbook photos, witness accounts, and documented journal entries just to keep from being excluded from their

unfollowlng: seenaill: unfollowlng: If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the

stacewindu: Natalia Peggy Rogers, you are named after the two bravest, strongest, independent women I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. Tony Clint Bruce Thor Rogers, I am so sorry your uncles got hold of your birth certificate before me.

fakefurry: ONLY 90’s KIDS WILL GET THIS : a birth certificate with 1990-1999

xlkyng10: When your birth certificate was monetized and converted into a UNITED STATES Government Bond shortly after your birth by your Mother, your net worth became unlimited, into Billions of Dollars, without your, nor your Mother’s, and Father’s,

rifles: Birth Certificate, 1962: During the fight, her mother threw her birth certificate at her. This is how she found out her real father’s name. Tracey Moffatt — Scarred for Life, 1994

transisbeautiful: blackness-by-your-side: This boy’s name is Mack Beggs and he specifically asked to compete in boys competition and was denied ‘cause his birth certificate says he was female at birth. Now they complain that his testosterone treatment

sft425: tombstonettromboners: matthewsagan: Show us the birth certificate Donald WHERE’S YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE DONALD @anaisalicious

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