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ridinghi: finmeister: MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS better late than never

nahthatsnotveryraven: fun fact my cousin got her birth certificate when she applied for her first passport and found out she was actually 22, not 21 because her parents werent really sure and thought your birthdays started at 0, so on her first birthday

cactusflor: gringaxtears: So to recap, just this month Texas has: 1) Denied birth certificates to children born to undocumented parents despite the 14th Amendment that guarantees citizenship to EVERYONE born in the United States. 2) “Accidentally”

itsdeepforhappypeople:princesscrownemoji:A birth certificate is basically a baby receipt Can I return myself Oh my. Lol.

canadad: just-shower-thoughts: Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings. how and where can i return myself

yall: One of my Asian friends goes by an American name but his official birth certificate name is wooshin or something like that and whenever a sub tries to reads that he’ll just go “it’s pronounced kevin”

yall: One of my Asian friends goes by an American name but his official birth certificate name is wooshin or something like that and whenever a sub tried to reads that he’ll just go “it’s pronounced kevin”

cameoamalthea: kingofbeartraps: justaguywitharrows: naturallybent: qbits: (via Della Wolf is B.C.’s 1st child with 3 parents on birth certificate - British Columbia - CBC News) “A Vancouver baby has just become the first child in British

Illinois GOP bill attacks single moms: No birth certificate or financial aid without the father

blaxkdreams: kimberariel: aforethot: empowered00: A Brazilian man recently submitted a birth certificate that if verified would mean he is 126-years-old. According to the document, Jose Aguinelo dos Santos, was born on July 7, 1888 to African slave

unfollowlng: seenaill: unfollowlng: If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the

unfollowlng: seenaill: unfollowlng: If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the

princesscrownemoji:A birth certificate is basically a baby receipt

unfollowlng: seenaill: unfollowlng: If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the

unfollowlng: seenaill: unfollowlng: If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the

cooldog2014: art ft. build a bear birth certificate

blaxkdreams: kimberariel: aforethot: empowered00: A Brazilian man recently submitted a birth certificate that if verified would mean he is 126-years-old. According to the document, Jose Aguinelo dos Santos, was born on July 7, 1888 to African slave

yall: One of my Asian friends goes by an American name but his official birth certificate name is wooshin or something like that and whenever a sub tried to reads that he’ll just go “it’s pronounced kevin”

lemongraaaaaab: Light skin people will take every opportunity to remind you that they’re light skin. Its in their hashtags, urls, usernames, email adresses, tattoos,key chains, license plates. They’d put it on their ids and birth certificates if

I feel mighty hypocritical getting all angry about having to prove my identity based on a government form which states my relationship based on another person (i.e. marriage/divorce/birth certificate) when I have my owner’s name carved into my

theladydefers:From a post I just saw on Facebook, they are coming for people who weren’t born in hospitals now, too. A birth certificate isn’t enough for proof of citizenship.

deductives-deactivated20150926: That’s my birth certificate. Yep. ×

clockrose:incomprehensiblelentils:bombing: legally changing your name isn’t fun. you know what’s fun? illegally changing your name. break into the national records office. steal your birth certificate. write over your name with a sharpie, maybe a

looking @ birth certificate and i was born @ 3:48 PM

peetababy: u kno ur a 90’s kid when u look at ur birth certificate and it says 1990-99

fakefurry: ONLY 90’s KIDS WILL GET THIS : a birth certificate with 1990-1999

princesscrownemoji:A birth certificate is basically a baby receipt

sketiana: rolled my birth certificate in a blunt and smoked it i dont have human rights anymore

just-shower-thoughts: A birth certificate is basically a baby reciept

princesscrownemoji:A birth certificate is basically a baby receipt

canadad: just-shower-thoughts: Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings. how and where can i return myself

exceptionals: me: *walks into hospital* id like to return myselfnurse: u cant-me: i have the receipt *hands them my birth certificate*nurse: no problem come right this way

yall: One of my Asian friends goes by an American name but his official birth certificate name is wooshin or something like that and whenever a sub tried to reads that he’ll just go “it’s pronounced kevin”

unfollowlng: seenaill: unfollowlng: If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the

clockrose: incomprehensiblelentils: bombing: legally changing your name isn’t fun. you know what’s fun? illegally changing your name. break into the national records office. steal your birth certificate. write over your name with a sharpie, maybe

unfollowlng: seenaill: unfollowlng: If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the

yall: One of my Asian friends goes by an American name but his official birth certificate name is wooshin or something like that and whenever a sub tries to read that he’ll just go “it’s pronounced kevin”

thejerkfacedance: not-to-be-a-brit-but-tea: not-to-be-a-brit-but-tea: UHM I’M FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW????? MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE???? I JUST FOUND MY FUCKING BIRTH CERTIFICATE APPARENTLY I WAS BORN IN AMERICA?????? I ASKED MY MOM LIKE WTF AND

canadad: just-shower-thoughts: Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings. how and where can i return myself

ravenmgee: suddengroan: peetababy: u kno ur a 90’s kid when u look at ur birth certificate and it says 1990-99 1990-99 it took ten years for me to be born i was born in the 90s the whole 90s. your poor mother

unfollowlng: seenaill: unfollowlng: If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the

theforesteldritch:A bill was introduced in Texas classing everyone with a Y chromosome as male on their birth certificate. Beyond the obvious transphobia, this is fucking horrific for intersex people. There are many *cis* women with a Y chromosome. There

Star Wars gave me trust issues with Luke and Leia. Like I'mma start checking birth certificates before I make out with people.

peetababy:u kno ur a 90’s kid when u look at ur birth certificate and it says 1990-99

canadad: just-shower-thoughts: Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings. how and where can i return myself

canadad: just-shower-thoughts: Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings. how and where can i return myself

peetababy:u kno ur a 90’s kid when u look at ur birth certificate and it says 1990-99

princesscrownemoji:A birth certificate is basically a baby receipt

Germany will allow parents to choose no gender on a baby's birth certificate

exceptionals: me: *walks into hospital* id like to return myselfnurse: u cant-me: i have the receipt *hands them my birth certificate*nurse: no problem come right this way

exceptionals: me: *walks into hospital* id like to return myselfnurse: u cant-me: i have the receipt *hands them my birth certificate*nurse: no problem come right this way

kravemychocolatekurves: arsenicandgoldlace: So, according to my birth certificate I turn 32 years old this Saturday and I’m looking at myself like, “Bitch WHERE?!”Happy Melanin Monday loves :)bonitaapplebelle Black don’t crack

Germany will allow parents to choose no gender on a baby's birth certificate

kevdadddy: diosa-flower: thesnobbyartsyblog: clarknokent: peetababy: u kno ur a 90’s kid when u look at ur birth certificate and it says 1990-99 Nah fam after 96 y'all don’t really count Agree. But they sure count when one of you are

peetababy: u kno ur a 90’s kid when u look at ur birth certificate and it says 1990-99

That’s…my birth certificate? Yup.

sherlottered-deactivated2014081: Is that my birth certificate? Yup.

u kno ur a 90’s kid when u look at ur birth certificate and it says 1990-99

princesscrownemoji:A birth certificate is basically a baby receipt

unfollowlng: seenaill: unfollowlng: If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the

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