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itsstuckyinmyhead: Canadian Tumblr Post photoset #3 Want to see more? Battle of the Countries photoset #4 British photoset #2 American photoset #1 As a canadian I found this hilarious xD
youmightbeanengineeringstudentif: It is time for me to reveal my identity… My real name is Plaid Toonie. p.s. Happy Canada Day eh Bwahaha I got northstrong nanaimo bar xD
antidarkheart: to-be-a-lost-boy: tardisinwonderland: necromander: Be careful what you wish for. Wow what I never realized the colors were inverted You’d think I would have noticed that That’s the point. The world Coraline lives in is supposed
oszt: iraffiruse: Long exposure, 3 traffic lights in the fog. damn this justthis fukn does it for methis is gorgeous that is fuking amazing
and even then you will be criticized for not doing enough
I hate to break to him but I dont think hell be getting well anytime soon
70sscifiart: David Bergen the slug is aggresive
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fang107: berandomness: fang107: I’m so fucking pissed off. I get aggressive at night. And any human contact at night gets me aggravated. I want to hit someone. Sounds about right for me too Really? Yeah why do you think we basically fight every
fang107: berandomness: fang107: I’m just gonna go and have sex. Fuck this. Oh? And with whom are you gonna have sex?? Who cares at this point. I think you do, a little bit to much
fang107: berandomness: Why does everyone end up getting a crush on me like jesus I’m actually a terrible demonic child Same Yeah but like no one can tell me what they think is so attractive about me atleast with you there’s a few obvious reasons
fang107: berandomness: And why will no one let me have the last word in a conversation Because I’m a bitch Your not a bitch and it’s not just you like literally everyone I talk to will not let me have the last word ever
fangsayomi: itsgrindtime: otters, yeen, and blobthings, oh my! @berandomness
fang107: berandomness: I have a son xD O.o I made a new friend he’s calling me pa so I’m calling him son xD
fang107: berandomness: fang107: phychobisharp: fang107: Still don’t know what to do about this situation What situation? The situation of my love life. Drop him, love yourself He will get hurt ya know Doesn’t matter your more important
fang107: berandomness: Its really nice to see that when you Google how to kill yourself the most popular results are actually reason why not to and how to actually not and even the articles that explain how to do it still tell you that it’ll hurt
fang107: berandomness: notclickbait: no offfense but sex is overrated You obviously haven’t been having very good sex I agree man. With what?
jeparlefrancaisentretescuisses: berandomness: I’m getting horngry (horny/angry) and like it’s insatiable this feels like the perfect time to tell someone to eat a dick, js Ya know I’d love to but I don’t think there’s anyone
fang107: berandomness: A big mug of hot chocolate sounds really good right now Oh shit I just had some *hands you a cup* Ayyyyyye :)
fang107: berandomness: The pads on the tips of my fingers hurt and I cant figure out why Put in hot water or cold. I’m going to sleep so later maybe
fang107: berandomness: fang107: Does he still like me? Or is this just me dreaming? The dreams are getting out of hand and I want it to stop. He doesn’t care and that’s fine. Not everyone will like me. Is this post about me? Cause if yes, i most
fang107: berandomness: fang107: People say block him but.. what then? Who will be there for him? Block him I’m sure he has other people You don’t. I have clair and aurora they just aren’t in this town
fang107: berandomness: I can barely make grilled cheese it’s a surprise I manage to somehow have three friends I know you can make grilled very easily. I burn it consistently
fang107: berandomness: fang107: I can’t handle it when someone sends me songs about what they are feeling. Let it be love songs or just songs about how they think they are. I love it when they do that and i get so happy. Need me a freak like that
fang107: berandomness: Literally every single time I see anal porn my very first thought is “wrong hole dumbass” Well. You aren’t totally wrong I know but some people like it anyways (god knows why…)
fang107: berandomness: fang107: Fuck you. Whats up? Nothing. Bullpoopy
fang107: berandomness: Why am I so sensitive? No idea. Calm yourself. I did kinda
fang107: berandomness: Lonely I am so lonely I have no body for me I’m right here jackass. I am literally alone in this bed if your here I cannot see you
fang107: berandomness: fang107: Great now I’m fucking needy gggrrrrrrrrr If you left your house that wouldn’t be a problem Personally I’m trying not to do anything with you that’s sexual. I didnt say me specifically but if you left the house
fangsayomi: berandomness: freakshowsandcandy: kritz-blitzwitz: overwatchmemes: cluboverwatch: mercytrash: reblog and tag ur zodiac sign and what hero u main in overwatch Taurus and Mercy Pisces and Ana Cancer and Junkrat Scorpio and torbjörn
fang107: berandomness: I could tell that both of them don’t like me Yeah they don’t. Called it
fang107: berandomness: fang107: Anybody got some blowjob tips? Apparently I’m good at it but I want to know if there’s more. Is there? Use your vagina I know thaaaaat XD other then I don’t have any tips I haven’t given a blow job
fang107: berandomness: That awkward moment when you become each other’s demons Nah. If you were, you would be the cutest demon I have. Don’t.
misscherrylikesthediscourse: berandomness: misscherrylikesthediscourse: blackdancingsouls: misscherrylikesthediscourse: misscherrylikesthediscourse: misscherrylikesthediscourse: Giving homeless people MONEY instead of FOOD can save their lives
ben-yatta: ben-yatta: berandomness: ben-yatta: ben-yatta: ya know what im in the mood for? steamed hams What is a steamed ham? hambut steamed its a regional dialect from upstate new york why would you steam a ham??
doomy: berandomness: doomy: thank god. i always had to structure my friend groups just right so people would eat the worse, bad starburst flavors, like the Yellow ones . I hate the pink starbursts with a passion i used to be friends with you people
davepeta2priite: berandomness: trustmeidontknowwhatimdoing: davepeta2priite: davepeta2priite: davepeta2priite: davepeta2priite: davepeta2priite: davepeta2priite: davepeta2priite: i put the anus in anxious i put the feces in fecund species i put
flutejesus: berandomness: flutejesus: classicalcarp: flutejesus: flute-by-the-foot: flutejesus: Fun fact:In common time, at 120bpm, you could play 3,360 semihemidemisemihemi quavers in one minute. What In common time, at 120bpm, you could play
classicmeevs: berandomness: classicmeevs: One research team in the Antarctic. One researcher is not who he seems. Who will be the first to survive? It’s a one researcher research team and he has gone crazy and thinks he isn’t alone anymore If
sourdoughnibblers: berandomness: sourdoughnibblers: deliciousdice: fuck-ler: how do people on here continuously forget pornhub is not good and no one should be supporting them Why? I haven’t heard anything about this. they steal content from sex
time-enough-for-love: berandomness: 1 attention please here u go Thank you, you saved my life :)
fang107:berandomness:fang107:I have an itch but I dont know what to do about it. I watched a movie and I dont wanna watch more. Drawing is too much for me right now. Grrr brain.Games maybe?Before the movie I played Skyrim all day. I looked at it and my
sleepsleepnotwoke:berandomness:sleepsleepnotwoke:Oops!… I shidded againand farded?
beemuncher:as you wish… heck yea… it’s a rly bad picture but the fishies weren’t happy yesterday bc it was too hot 😔 also dw this fishie got let back out! he is ok! @berandomness
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