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fang107: berandomness: Dissasembling small electronics is one of my passtimes every once in a while im able to make something that still works out of it GEEEEK shhhhh
fang107: berandomness: fang107: whitebeltwriter:dual-destininies: derples: dual-destininies: tf2-fandomstuck: tiniestshorts: Bread knife The french have grown more powerful. Hold it! Look more closely at these photographs, Your Honor. Notice
fang107: berandomness: a wild emotion has appeared would you like to: A)run away B)embrace it C)conceal it C personally.
fang107: berandomness: Reason to have a waterproof phone case 1.tumblr in the shower!! 2. Prevents water damage 3 . tumblr in the shower!!!! You have caught the Tumblrosis 4. Rping (especially sexual) in the shower ;)
fang107: berandomness: Am i the only one who reads we heart it as we hear tit? Your crazy
fang107: berandomness: well well wellthat’s a pretty deep hole, and there appears to be water at the bottom… whats this bucket for? There’s a hole in your bucket dear “Henry ”
fang107: berandomness: n0-p0st-0n-sunday: pvnkslut: If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you. i would advise you to avoid santa maybeihaveachristmasfetishyoudontknowme Dont
fang107: berandomness: What did the panicked nazi say to the jew coming at him with a machete Ice cream for you to stop.
fang107: berandomness: nvm its another round of goddamn depression and i was doing so well… fuck Bear? Bear with me im trying
fang107: berandomness: fang107: becausebirds: on my way to steal yo girl “Owl always be with you” This gif is a such a hoot Hoo are you. You raised in a barn??? Owl tell you after i ask my mom
fang107: berandomness: fang107: Here im going through my friends list and i decide to slightly change someones name on snapchat. I rewrite their name so it has a capital (since it was bothering me) And now their name looks so weird. Its the same
Yoooooo peeps add me on snap chat its the same as my url: berandomness
fang107: This is what kind of friends i have. Lovable retards. @berandomness
fang107: berandomness: fang107: The game of balancing eggs on spoons… its not all what its cracked up to be. I think its breaking out as a new popular game Yeah but you can never tell where it tilts off the spoon.. its like walking on egg shells.
fang107: berandomness: ask-the-fnaf-nightguards: nice throw Looks like he got toasted DID YOU JUST Yes, yes i did
fang107: berandomness: fang107: -complains about not having anything to do, getting bored of internet and should exercise and get out more- Friend: hey want to go out for a walk? Me: Fuck no i could be doing more and better things like facebook or
fang107: berandomness: fantasy-art-engine: Horned God’s Daughter by Michalivan mori gone beast mode xD a select few will get this ;) Omg
fang107: berandomness: Yes, fang107 anyone can see your likes if they know where to look you can do it with any blog SHIT Lolol the more you know xD
fang107: berandomness: fang107: This family is weird. They gave me the mixing bowl so i can wash the floor. Isnt that…? Oh well. Maybe to mix the floor cleaning solution in? Well yeah but why in something your gonna reuse. Like.. i dont know
fang107: berandomness: Just finished a bike race my team got 26 out of 64 :)! Im happy for you! And proud. I cant even get out of bed before 12 xD Yeah it was rather epic :)
fang107: berandomness: acid-shock-the-xenodragon: meatbicyclevevo: orlandobloomfistmeintheass: mausspace: weirdtrip: he looks so pleased “oh look. look at this apple. it me” horf horf horf what the fuck is horf horf horf horf horf horf
fang107: berandomness hello hello
fang107: Laying on his lap and curling to his chest. Listening to his steady breathing is the most calming thing ever. Im sleepy. Goodnight. berandomness
fang107: Me: -suggests to make s'more dip- Him: -half way through the baking of marshmallows he says- “Ermergerd they so puffy! Its like their saying ‘ah look at me im the puffy!’” What a dork. berandomness
fang107: berandomness: Hhhhhhh i dont understand What dont you understand? So many things
fang107: berandomness: fang107 This is so fucking stupidly lovable
fang107: berandomness: Today is not my day and holy fuck do i need to get my spending under control that or work more so that i have less time to spend spending money and more money being earned See i told you.. T^T I just was feeling off and kept
fang107: berandomness: thefurryzone: A ESPECIAL NIGHT 🌌🐾🌌 COMIC FOR YOU 💜 -Lucy💜🐾 Where could i get one of those collars??? Asking for myself Lol i know right. I would want one. Maletypeofcourse Or we could just switch bodies
fang107: berandomness: thereactionof1984: Peridot lives her life by this song fang107 Omfg Peridot.
fang107: berandomness:That actually kinda explains why i say sorry so much I see..
fang107: berandomness: Hhhhh sleeping alone isnt any fun I know. I cant sleep. Yeppers
fang107: berandomness: deep-sexts: follow for sexual texts I want to make love to you O.O
fang107: berandomness: fang107: God fucking damnit the arthritis is coming back fuck fuck fuck youuuuu -super gentle hugs- Thanks TuT
fang107: berandomness: berandomness: fang107: What to draw… -silence- dammit. Draw the creature we are rping about Or jerome however you think he may look since i havent given you details Well okau buts im having a rough time with drawing humans.
fang107: berandomness: fang107: berandomness: I am housesitting for a month ish and there is an alcohol cupboard i do not drink and i hope my curious temptation does not realize itself Mwahaa. I want some. Maybe probs not though cause I don’t
fang107: berandomness: fang107: berandomness: fang107: just-shower-thoughts: Is an argument between two vegans still considered “beef”? Nah its called leaf. Its their argument you should just leaf them alone But i need to get to the root
fang107: berandomness: foreveralonekkk: berandomness: mall-goths: happy august i wanna be dead Its September Shh its August Okay Its august dont you know anything Apparently xD
fang107: berandomness: fang107: berandomness: barbiexklaus: hecticsglow: tomlensons: tomlensons: tomlensons: plot twist: someone will kiss me at new years plot twist: someone will kiss me under the mistletoe plot twist: someone will kiss
fang107: berandomness: fang107: berandomness: I am currently lusting after three things right now: her, warm nights outdoors, and scifi. In that order o.o Dork Merr Yes you, your the her i lust after ;)
fang107: berandomness: fang107: berandomness: Can someone randomly ask me who I really love so that I can figure out who I really love Who do you really love? Is it chocolate? Actually I really love DEEZ NUTS HA!GOT EMHEHAGOTEM Holy sHI T
fang107: berandomness: fang107: berandomness: fang107: I can’t even rant on here, he will see. Or you can not give a shit like I do and say whatever and then regret it when some people end up seeing anyways I mean tumblr is an open book. Only
fang107: berandomness: fang107: berandomness: There’s people chasing after me, I’m being loved but I can’t help when the night turns dark and my bed welcomes me to remember how lonely I feel and I cant find anyone who changes that completly
fang107: berandomness: fang107: berandomness: Robot Beep boop Bwoooo Blorp Acragke -jams-
fang107: berandomness: fang107: berandomness: I want to use her and that is a terrible thing Go right ahead No that’s not who I want to be Ah I see but you wanna Mhmm
fang107: berandomness: fang107: berandomness: Some pay attention to be but like sexually What Yes Okay will do What exactly are you doing?
fang107: berandomness: fang107: berandomness: fang107: the-adequate-gatsby: no homo whole homo 2% homo skim homo soy homo almond homo coconut homo rice homo butter homo Powered homo Condensed homo Goat homo ^thats actually beastiality Goat
fang107: berandomness: fang107: berandomness: What I want is extremely unhealthy but damn do I want it so badly Like? I want someone to destroy themselves for my every whim and desire I mean that’s happening. But why do you want that? Does it
fang107: berandomness: fang107: berandomness: fang107: I can’t wait to fucking drink til I black out on my birthday. I hope I get hurt in the process. Welp I guess im going to your birthday so that you don’t get hurt So what? Maybe someone
fang107: berandomness: fang107: berandomness: fang107: I ache for someone to make me a fucking mess. I did that already didn’t I? Do it again Your to far away I can gladly walk to where you are. Go ahead I won’t complain
fang107: berandomness: fang107: berandomness: fang107: I ache for someone to make me a fucking mess. I did that already didn’t I? Do it again Your to far away I can gladly walk to where you are. Go ahead
fang107: berandomness: fang107: berandomness: And why will no one let me have the last word in a conversation Because I’m a bitch Your not a bitch and it’s not just you like literally everyone I talk to will not let me have the last word ever
fang107: berandomness: fang107: berandomness: fang107: phychobisharp: fang107: Still don’t know what to do about this situation What situation? The situation of my love life. Drop him, love yourself He will get hurt ya know Doesn’t matter
fang107: berandomness: fang107: berandomness: Its really nice to see that when you Google how to kill yourself the most popular results are actually reason why not to and how to actually not and even the articles that explain how to do it still tell
fang107: berandomness: fang107: berandomness: notclickbait: no offfense but sex is overrated You obviously haven’t been having very good sex I agree man. With what? With your statement. Kewl
fang107: berandomness: fang107: berandomness: fang107: People say block him but.. what then? Who will be there for him? Block him I’m sure he has other people You don’t. I have clair and aurora they just aren’t in this town Finally you
fang107: berandomness: fang107: berandomness: I can barely make grilled cheese it’s a surprise I manage to somehow have three friends I know you can make grilled very easily. I burn it consistently Nahhh Just did and I have burnt it the past
fang107: berandomness: fang107: berandomness: Literally every single time I see anal porn my very first thought is “wrong hole dumbass” Well. You aren’t totally wrong I know but some people like it anyways (god knows why…) Lol well if you
fang107: berandomness: fang107: berandomness: Why am I so sensitive? No idea. Calm yourself. I did kinda Potassium Oxygen
fang107: berandomness: fang107: berandomness: fang107: Great now I’m fucking needy gggrrrrrrrrr If you left your house that wouldn’t be a problem Personally I’m trying not to do anything with you that’s sexual. I didnt say me specifically
ben-yatta: berandomness: ben-yatta: ben-yatta: berandomness: ben-yatta: ben-yatta: ya know what im in the mood for? steamed hams What is a steamed ham? hambut steamed its a regional dialect from upstate new york why would you steam a
