because yours does
find because yours does on porn pin board
because yours does clips
because yours does videos
because yours does images
astrobro: thetowndrugdealer:Repeat after me: just because you don’t beat your meat to atoms and ions does not mean you’re not a scientist
the-bubble-jesus:flareongirlfloof:dutchovensnuggie:callese:rebloggingA) for political awarenessB) for somehow being able to only be given the top quarter of a string of characters and still being able to understand what it says
a-miss-inside:Women hate you out of jealousy… Men look disappointed because they know they know they haven’t got a chance with you… And everyone wonders just what your man does to keep an obvious trophy wife like you to himself.
a-miss-inside: Women hate you out of jealousy… Men look disappointed because they know they know they haven’t got a chance with you… And everyone wonders just what your man does to keep an obvious trophy wife like you to himself.
mia-redworth: Just because you haven’t hit a woman before in your life doesn’t mean you deserve to be praised. I’ve never killed a puppy, does that mean I also deserve some special treatment for not being a shitty human being?
pinkmanjesse: does anyone else get really anxious during the weekends because you’re aware of how poorly you’re spending your free time and you know that there’s something more productive you could be doing but you just can’t think of anything
yasuosexual: zkac: just because i disagree with you does not mean i am not your friend
Just a friendly reminder that just because you might not be going through THE worst thing to ever happen to anyone doesn’t mean your feelings aren’t valid and you don’t have the right to be just as sad as whoever DOES have it the worst.
betterbemeta: rottweilerprincess: “coca-cola strips rust from metal i can’t believe you put that in your body” that’s because carbonic acid reverses the oxidisation process you dipshit even tonic water does it of course I put it in my body.
yesette: loudst: Dirk and John try out a BDSM style relationship. John, pensive, asks, “Does this mean I can take your soda, because I own you?” Dirk blinks slowly, pressing his lips into a thin line as he tries to hide his disdain, “Not really
poopflow: “why do you reblog your own posts” because im thirsty for notes what the fuck does it look like
lindawildworld: By not showing your interest, you leave her wide open to any guy who does. Because it doesn’t matter how much she likes you, she is going to choose the man who goes that extra mile to make her happy: the man who puts in the most effort
trilithbaby: arousingsounds: “How does she taste, baby? Is it what you hoped for? How do the walls of her pussy feel as your fingers slide in and out? I’ll bet you’re as wet as she is. Hear her moaning? See her writhing? That’s all because
My dentist once told me that letting go is like pulling a tooth. When it was pulled out, you’re relieved, but how many times does your tongue run itself over the spot where the tooth once was? Probably a hundred times a day. Just because it wasn't hurting
cannibalcoalition: Reminder to self: Your writing seems boring and predictable because You wrote it You’ve read it like eight million times. A person who has never read it before does not have this problem.
yourmediahasproblems:stop telling people to respect all opinions because guess what:if your opinion dehumanizes people, if it’s sexist or racist or ableist or transphobic or homophobic, then it does not deserve respect and neither do you
sachinteng: 30 Day Challenge // Day 26 // Your Favorite Sweet Food Let them eat cake~ I always tell my girl she doesn’t have cakes because she’s Hispanic, she has flan. Caramel Crema doe~ And I couldn’t forget about the ladies, so have yourself
zkac: just because i disagree with you does not mean i am not your friend
cravehiminallways212: Because you know what your fingers around my throat does to me…💋 Yes I do…💋
pussyboytoy: “Well, he’s not a ballerina because he’s a boy. But yeah, he does dance for a company. Haha, very funny. You wish your girlfriend could get into the positions can that he can. I can spread his pretty legs so wide that I can fuck his
liveforthedash: youcan-callmesir: liveforthedash: How does this not have more love? Because people are stupid and clearly blind to your beauty 😘 you sweetheart, you 😘
himilky: aslutandafeminist: sexysexnsuch: aslutandafeminist: I might as well put these here. -Doe Yep, might as well :P -J That moment when you can reblog your own picture from someone else’s blog because it’s making its way around Tumblr. THE
My dentist once told me that letting go is like pulling a tooth. When it was pulled out, you’re relieved, but how many times does your tongue run itself over the spot where the tooth once was? Probably a hundred times a day. Just because it was not
blackwomenconfessions: NC: Do you think that a friend does things they do not want to do because that’s what friendship is about? Like, you choose to see a movie you don’t really want to see cause your friend is super excited about it? Or whatever.
rikkipoynter: hamburgerboogie: Just because I want to fuck you until we both can’t move does not diminish the fact I want to hold your hand and watch movies and build pillow forts with you and go to the store and buy tampons for you when you’re
cattie-of-godsgirls: Freaky Chick Does Anal With BBC (20:15 minutes) You always make your snarky comments about how “freaky she must be because she’s tatted and pierced up”. So she invited you over to show you just how freaky she is! You’re
minfotibaken: youre-a-fucking-disgrace: Why does he look like he’s being fucked Because it’s from an E.T. porno. And please don’t ask how I know that. I’ve just seen things.
princessestarscream: does anyone else hallucinate music and stuff lots so it takes a bit to figure out if your music is actually playing or not. because its annoying.
pinkmanjesse:does anyone else get really anxious during the weekends because you’re aware of how poorly you’re spending your free time and you know that there’s something more productive you could be doing but you just can’t think of anything
simplywlw: simplywlw: closeted does not mean ashamed bringing this back because it’s pride month. please don’t feel bad about not being ‘out’ or not openly celebrating your sexuality or not attending the festivities. stay safe and comfortable!
ishipitlikeups: lauradefazio: My little brother broke his tiny bone in his wrist that does not heal well. So we had to spice it up if he was going to wear it for a week. Exactly how little is your little brother because I’m not saying I would date
cannibalcoalition: Reminder to self:Your writing seems boring and predictable because You wrote itYou’ve read it like eight million times.A person who has never read it before does not have this problem.
dink-182: I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT My doggie does this
somedayilbelivinginabigoldcity: dontbelieveincircumstances: mynamekyle: do you guys even understand? you are opening and closing your mouth… making noises and syllables and absolutely all of it makes no sense but it does because we’ve applied
sylphh: Does anyone else get really paranoid in public restrooms because you think the person next to you is silently judging how loud your pee stream is
sociologyandlifting: sonastyandsorude: Hillary Clinton has officially announced she’s running in 2016! Oh boy. I highly recommend everyone does their research on Hillary Clinton. Don’t give her your vote just because she is a woman. Consider what
cravehiminallways212: Because you know what your fingers around my throat does to me…💋 I do.. 😈
masterofcunts: Now watch your big sister on how she does it. Because you’re next.
bitesizedbethany: Just because you are lonely does not mean you should invite someone toxic back into your life.
missbeatlegeorge: somedayilbelivinginabigoldcity: dontbelieveincircumstances: mynamekyle: do you guys even understand? you are opening and closing your mouth… making noises and syllables and absolutely all of it makes no sense but it does because
racefem: bitesizedbethany: Just because you are lonely does not mean you should invite someone toxic back into your life. You better preach this fucking shit
dark-strangers-art: Everything that exists in your life,does so because of two things:something you did or ……something you didn’t do.~Albert Einstein
sweet-yet-kinky: alphadaddydom: Happens early and often because of how thick I am. Your just not used to being stretched and filled like daddy’s cock does to you. ~Daddy God
vvongkarwai: “Just because I have no wish to murder you before the eyes of your daughter, does not mean parading her around in front of me is going to inspire sympathy. You and I have unfinished business. And not a goddamn fuckin’ thing you’ve