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doe-eyedd-girl: I like this pic because I look like I hate every1 Wow, loving your eye makeup!

fuckoffstraightpeople: “reward your husband when he does chores” lmao nope is he your child? does he reward you whenever you do what he just expects of you? not a chance “Divorce your wife because she’s a lazy bitch that doesn’t help out

Does your life feel like this? If so it’s because you’re not being true to the real you.

Does this thing make your dick hard? Is there a nonsensical sexual act which you’d wish upon her? Does your bizarre fetish have a severe lack of Midna porn? Well now’s your chance to get it, because I’m considering ramming more

Does getting sick fuck with your cycle? I got pretty pissed off today because APPARENTLY I’m 7 days early.

does anyone else give your characters glasses because if you can’t have 20/20 vision then no one can?

does anyone else have that post from your weeb days and someone reblogs it and you shriek in pain and fall to the floor because you remembered it when the note came up on your dash

My character has been kidnapped because they are friends with yours. When found, they're still alive, but with a three word message carved into their skin for yours. What does the message say and what does your muse do about it?

Does it bother anyone else that there are parts of your life you don’t remember? You have done and said things that you don’t even know about anymore. That means you don’t even have the right perception of yourself because you don’t even fully

Does anyone have any writing tips on how to actually begin your story? This part always trips me up, because I love diving into details and creating characters and the setting, but I never know how to start a story. And whenever I do start a story, I

because-hes-much-bigger: She can jump up and down all day and he won’t slip out like your little dick does all the time.

fasterfood: fishcheese: nepeetah: fasterfood: wait. if they make “internet addiction” a real disorder. does that mean you can call in sick to school because your internet addiction is acting up again. and just stay online all day??? oh my god

bedussies: JUST BECAUSE YOUR CHILD IS INTERESTED IN THE SAME SEX DOES NOT MEAN WHEN HE/SHE HANGS OUT WITH A FRIEND OF THE SAME SEX THAT HE/SHE WILL WANT TO ENGAGE IN SEXUAL ACTIVITY WITH THEM THANK YOU!!!

does anyone else blog too many text posts in a row and then tries to quickly find a quality photo on your dash to reblog because you think your followers will unfollow you or is that just me

improfem: How about instead of “you have to tell potential partners that you’re bi” we make it “you have to tell potential partners that you’re biphobic”. Because you know, someone’s ability to be attracted to other genders than yours does

notherewe: Aug 13, 2018 what difference does it make that I prefer my choice of poison over yours? Minimal consumption does not erase its trace in your body. Get off your high horse thinking that intention makes a world of difference because you and I

kissedbyflames: Run like your life depends on it. Because it does.

drunklydias: just because your idea of a good time is curling up with a book and hers is doing tequila shots does not make you a better person than her

drunklydias: just because your idea of a good time is curling up with a book and hers is doing tequila shots does not make you a better person than her

drunklydias: just because your idea of a good time is curling up with a book and hers is doing tequila shots does not make you a better person than her

Does anyone else get really paranoid in public restrooms because you think the person next to you is silently judging how loud your pee stream is

kmoleary: #I AM YOUR FRIEND CLAIRE#YOUR /FRIEND/ #I HAVE NEVER EVER IN MY SHORT VIRGIN LIFE HAD SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU #BECAUSE WE ARE /FRIENDS/ #THE THOUGHT OF MARRYING YOU DOES NOT FILL MY ENTIRE BEING WITH IMMENSE JOY #IT DOES NOT #BECAUSE

abigailscissorhands: megan-draws-stuff: little-babytooth: because your dashboard needs a merman. yes it does thank you Thank you kind citizen it needed that

drunklydias: just because your idea of a good time is curling up with a book and hers is doing tequila shots does not make you a better person than her

your-hard-cousin: The first time my sister sucked my cock it was out of pityBut now she does it because she loves the taste of my cum in her mouth

When your parents try to teach, try to learn, because life does not even teach with love.

princess–kittyy: My BEST FRIEND does things for me when she knows I’m not strong enough to handle them on my own, always with my consent first. My BEST FRIEND calms me down after I have panic attacks and heart palpitations because she knows she’s

Tried to explain to my dad at dinner tonight why he does have white privilege even if he “worked hard for everything he has his whole life and was never handed anything” 🙄🙄🙄🙄

does anyone else blog too many text posts in a row and then tries to quickly find a quality photo on your dash to reblog because you think your followers will unfollow you or is that just me

lockedlittledick: the-switch: alwayss-horny: ❤️❤️ Now watch me fuck it I want you to fuck me as if getting released from your chastity cage depends on it cuckie because it does!

drunklydias: just because your idea of a good time is curling up with a book and hers is doing tequila shots does not make you a better person than her

drunklydias:just because your idea of a good time is curling up with a book and hers is doing tequila shots does not make you a better person than her

aboriri: the-lesbian-omnibus: Why? ‘Cause this is what a boss does <3 I’m reblogging your photo because…? Well because it’s what a boss does. <3 You look like Oliver Sykes. :O

mazebrien: “Just follow me and run like your life depends on it. Because it does.”

f4nnyf00k: enigmalicious: why does this have so many notes Because your bum is fab!

does anyone ever get a moment where you’re just sitting there and then suddenly mental images of your otp creep into your mind even though you were doing nothing prior to be reminded of them and you sob into your hands because of how perfect they

drunklydias: casual reminder that just because your idea of a good time is curling up with a book and hers is doing tequila shots does not make you a better person than her (◡‿◡✿)

because-hes-much-bigger: She can jump up and down all day and he won’t slip out like your little dick does all the time.

Does it happen to anyone else when you’re stressed or in pain, you can hear your heartbeat in your ears? This is new for me (it’s happened a couple of times over the last year) and it happened for like a week straight recently because I was

jiminduckie: Run like your life depends on it, because it does.

cumbercore: sexercizes: zzabigailscissorhands: megan-draws-stuff: little-babytooth: because your dashboard needs a merman. yes it does thank you Thank you kind citizen it needed tha mmmmh yes, good. :3

drunklydias: just because your idea of a good time is curling up with a book and hers is doing tequila shots does not make you a better person than her

musicalhog: musicalhog: Happy Grandparents Day from Pixar’s Coco! i thought i’d share some of the tags on this post because whenever i see them i smile~ these movies are so important

crazycatsiren:spiritotel:crazycatsiren:Open your windows. I’m serious. “Airing out” is a practice common in many cultures, because it does make a difference. Here in Germany, we air out our houses even in the middle of winter. Albeit

problematic-pussy: White people literally cannot handle you mentioning that someone isn’t white, like they immediately explode into this fit of “WHY DOES RACE MATTER???!!!” Um. Because your entire identity is constructed around the subjugation

drunklydias:just because your idea of a good time is curling up with a book and hers is doing tequila shots does not make you a better person than her

just because your friend is bisexual, gay, lesbian, etc. does not mean they like you.

abigailscissorhands: megan-draws-stuff: little-babytooth: because your dashboard needs a merman. yes it does thank you Thank you kind citizen it needed that

Does anyone ever put all your energy into someone hoping they will return, the sneaking into bed just to hold you or hoping to slide into them because “its their favorite way to wake up” , or strive to make shit happen because they mention

One of the best feelings is when someone reblogs your art, and they don’t even watch the show or don’t know anything about the character, but they still reblog it because they liked it so much anyway ;A;

queendoms: casual reminder that just because your idea of a good time is curling up with a book and hers is doing tequila shots does not make you a better person than her

thescorchtrialsnews: RUN like your life depends on it. Because it does.

does anyone know how to open a can without a can opener? I mean, other than holding it between your legs and stabbing at it with a knife. Because that’s what I’m doing now and it’s not working very well and I am pretty sure I’m

cheerybombsworld: Love yourself like your life depends on it, because it does 💗

thechessboardspookslibrary replied to your post: still more elf lady and photo… Wait a sec, how is her digital camera making Polaroid photos? Does she have one of those Polaroid printers? um,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, yes

iveracityi replied to your post “Monochrome is awesome! I just wish that I could find people that draw…”I’m confused. Monochrome isn’t even really one of the most-popular ships. You can look anywhere/everywhere for other stuff.

allimaynicole:horusyounggod:youarelovedbynye:Because black does not equate uneducated🙌Ya’ll lookin all cute in your lab coats! Get it!

drunklydias:just because your idea of a good time is curling up with a book and hers is doing tequila shots does not make you a better person than her

sagequeen: Your daily reminder that bi girls dating boys does not make them any less bi

Fyi selling or sharing my videos for free does not effect my revenue. That’s like thinking porn stars are broke because porn is free

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