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I can see by your wide-eyed look that you love this new girdle. I am so glad you feel that way because this is what you will be wearing under your suit from now on when you are off earning money for me. Do you honestly think I would want to wear such
I’m glad you asked actually! Because this gives me the fun opportunity to go into my headcanons about how Lapis is with relationships (as inadvisable it may be to do so right now while I am bleary with sleep) but regardless let’s do this!I imagine
burustandin: As you are probably aware, Tumblr is bootin’ us NSFW contributors out, it sucks because this is my main platform, and you guys are my main audience! You’ve seen me grow from the start, a humble endeavor still, but it’s a bummer that
zelka94: Some Jaspis art I did for my bby ksuriuri because I know that she loves this ship~ <3 >3< The shading from below was challenging, but I like how it looks. Definitely gonna use it again in the future. YASSSS this is perfectionnnn! I
therealnaexis: Giftart for Ksuriuri because she is sad and I love her. I love it! <3
monokuma-fever: nilvoid: qwp: this is honest to fucking christ the worst thing i have ever seen in my entire life and its cut off because im wholly convinced that viewing the entirety of this image will kill the people that view it instantly. i will
I am more sharing because this is so surreal for me, but I have sold 18(!!) copies of [Changelog v1] since it went up for sale 7/6. I know it that is not a huge number, but they are my first public sales. So I think I am going to do something fun…When
jack-the-lion: celticpyro: sorairo-deizu: alder-knight: rqqu: jihaad: jihaad: yall im losing it, TIL the “WAKE ME UP” in bring me to life was added on bc the record company thought the song should be more masculine LMAO?? this is wild omfg
mylovelyslave: Handcuff your girl, make sure she can’t get away Because this is what I wear cute little dresses for: To make Sir want to lock me down and claim me as his.
HI GUYS I’M BACK! ♡♡♡ THIS IS MY NEW AND ONLY BLOG! (Not a fake) My old blog is still up, but I can’t log into it anymore because of the whole password reset thing :( wah. Lost all of my personal writings and stuff :( but if ya want to keep
lucifurby: I hate this so much because this is exactly me uh oh…
writingdirty: It started as a little game between Lucy and me. I’d tease her and she’d blush and pout.“You know the only reason I like you is because of your big tits,” I’d say, pushing her into a corner and feeling her up.“Rude! How could
microkittycosplay:me trying to find the micro penis on the people who leak content creators sets. Funny caption, it took me a while to notice it because this is perfection in an image.
hallease: This was essentially my life from K - 12 But me, I think i have an inner [ethnicity] because i [stereotype] and i like [same ethnicity as previous men] i mean i even act [racist stereotype]
fresafresca: This is me. That’s a Camaro I rented for one day in the background. I only rented it because my Corolla was in the shop for a day and the rental car place only had a Camaro available to give me. I took what they had and ended up
dare-i-say-asexual: dare-i-say-asexual: dare-i-say-asexual: ppl telling me i have to have compassion for conspiracy nuts like flat earthers and anti-vaxxers makes me cackle because every single one i’ve met has beliefs rooted in violent ableism
pardonmewhileipanic:i don’t recall making this vine but obviously it must have happened at some point because this is 1000000000000% me
aiffe: youpjuice: Fem!Wan the same as canon Wan but with boobs. (makes me want to cosplay it, the robes look comfi) Now it’s the -stare at it until I hate it- game =D This is important because there wasn’t a single female human with lines in that
dearlesbian: someone: what harry potter house are you :) me: i’ve come to really not like harry potter, because of the way the majority of its fans behave as well as the bullshit jk rowling says and does and im not really comfortable identifying w/
oceanicsteam: veggieburqers: beauty comes in all shapes and sizes I’m pretty sure this is like the 5th time I’ve reblogged this because omg
thefatdrake: bigbigtruck: kshanahan: French cake decorating. Feast your eyes now with soundtrack Do I eat it or write a report on it, because this stuff is fine art. Both, the answer is both
Sex
lucifurby: I hate this so much because this is exactly me
“You don’t have to go… you could stay with me…”~This art was funded by my sweet sweet patrons on Patreon~——-makin some ANGST because this is how i felt about s3 and the special ;w;Please do not repost or edit my work. Please
theinfiniteofthought: writingandnerdshit: whales-are-gay: homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay People think this is just a joke but Alan Turing was the inventor of the computer and his sexuality
buddens: lineart by me colours by splitbricks!! who did an amazing friggin job btw so go tackle them with kisses and hugs because mine will never be enough tbh plus they deserve all the love and kisses in the WORLD COUGH COUGH — me, frankie and her
nasubutt: It’s time for a giveaway thing! You can tell how much effort I’m putting into this by the banner I made in about 12 seconds!. The rules are simple: You must be following me, because this is a gift for my lovely followers u w u 1 like and
blathh: Tank Girl doesnt like sitting for portraits. this should have ALL the notes because this is probably the most sexually exiting thing to me.
busterfriendly: getting excited for mff has me remembering Cons Gone By who could forget this gem (disclaimer, because this is tumblr: i don’t have a problem with diaper sex but… but homie theres a thing called… trash cans….) examine my diaper
kazuhiras: You may think you caught me.But think again. Because when I want something … I always get it.I am Garrett. Did you miss me?
This partly why I love family car rides, because I’m the annoying energetic one. My brother is stage right, I’m stage left and my niece is upstage.
i shot so many self-portraits today but the camera won’t let me upload them onto my phone unless i actually take the photo with the camera app and this time i used the internal interval timer so i’m shit out of luck until i get home because this is
chrisnpics: esmaelj: Only reason I made this was because this is my favorite joke ever Dawwww these two just…..DAAAWWWWWWW Took me a moment xp
buukkin: Solder Pg. 6 Tired of me falling off the face of the earth for months at a time, then returning with a lower skill level? Please follow me on twitter @MoreHorns because I respond SO WELL to impatient badgering and I do not get enough of it.
You get set up on a blind date with the 5th file in your .gif folder. The 19th is how you feel about it.
GOING TO BED, BECAUSE IF I KEEP STAYING UP I’LL BEGIN LIVEBLOGGING MY GENDER IDENTITY BREAKDOWN.
winchesterlicious: Ahh I haven’t drawn in ballpoint in a while…if you screw up you have to make do, there’s no going back ahhh —- So the idea for this is that Fili was feeling down about something or other (maybe Thorin was extra snappy idk),
I think one of the major points of confusion for me about making Dis a horrible person is that it’s such a waste of a great mother character. You have a lady dwarf who’s on record as existing. She has given birth to Fili and Kili, two beloved
Would anyone watch Youtube videos of me talking about fanfiction, writing tips, and my experience being queer and in fandom? Because after getting the ask about writing trans* interpretations, I’m beginning to think this is a really good idea, esp
thewordwielder replied to your post: Would anyone watch Youtube videos of me talking… YES ABSOLUTELY let me know if i can help at all because this is an A+ idea, do the thing Right now I’m currently struggling over having a name for the
mxtori: wussut: claudiasentada: What is love? Her definition was by far my favorite <3
benepla: meettheghost: benepla: i actually thought really hard about the placement of all of these. for instance, the “tuesday again no problem” dog stands as lawful good because not only is it showing no harm in any way, it inadvertently replaced
aniitabananita: Big baby crying because I stopped petting him for 2 seconds - Tito boy 😍 at 10 months
okunomiyaki: ♡
ponpox: I’m really not feeling up to it tonight. I don’t know what it is but something feels off. That’s why this is so sketchy, I’m too tired to put too much effort into anything but I felt like something like Josuyasu would make me feel better
socksolotl:elodieunderglass:thegaymertrainer:This website has ruined me because I was not expecting a child to speak when he called himself daddy…I can’t say I felt the same, but I have tremendous admiration for his composure[Transcript:]Person filming:
mamapef: raiderette-pookie: oceanicsteam: veggieburqers: beauty comes in all shapes and sizes I’m pretty sure this is like the 5th time I’ve reblogged this because omg Ugh. My weakness. I am thankful for the many ways I can eat potatoes.
higherthanheroes:coeur-de-coucou: thedesignateddriver:spainsassaph:radioactivegirlscout:moxiearien:cresentmoon2000:katiaobinger:the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshotsPLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKEbonus points:
whoweargoldintheirhair: copperbadge: dame-of-dames: @copperbadge The most self-satisfied of all owls! Those who know me IRL are wondering why this seems familiar… It’s because this is the face I make right before laughing at one of my own jokes
im actually really really ahppy about this because me and vivi live in southern racist homophobia land and we could go and get hitched if we wanted to now im just. happy
wishuponaflame: do you know what is has done caused me to retreat into a hole of feels and hide because this is just too much …. lily
raviolitimelord: yo, the Fringe Fandom should start watching Orphan Black. like five people have said this tell me more about the thing
bewbin: sorry-about-the-nards-dean:bewbin: there is no reason for astronauts to go to space anymore Please tell me you are joking because this is so wrong I don’t even know where to start i just bought a new telescope and i can see pretty far
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captainherlock: we all know nintendo is doin this because there is a FUckton of money that will be thrown at them from the remakes bt you know what? you know what? i don’t give a fuck. i don’t give a fuck. i am spending all my money on it i don’t
princesssilverglow: It’s my 3 year anniversary on Youtube! I joined a few months earlier but I started uploading music in June 2011 so I thought I’d post my latest cover here on this blog because it’s a Steven Universe song. I’ve already shared
revupthoselewds: I don’t understand this Leg Pearl thing, and I doubt I ever will. But a user by the name of sketchcreative-le asked me politely to make something involving it, and I’m not going to say no just because I don’t understand it. So
burgrs: i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is going because i did not
floraliris: perfect-in-weakness: ebony-and-ivory: This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I’ve got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it moves, because
you used to call me on your snail phone
![hallease: This was essentially my life from K - 12 But me, I think i have an inner [ethnicity] because i [stereotype] and i like [same ethnicity as previous men] i mean i even act [racist stereotype]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/b753d16002c06e3aeb8e60683a085ab4/tumblr_o41ozdxAwK1qjqm3so1_250.jpg)
![socksolotl:elodieunderglass:thegaymertrainer:This website has ruined me because I was not expecting a child to speak when he called himself daddy…I can’t say I felt the same, but I have tremendous admiration for his composure[Transcript:]Person filming:](https://64.media.tumblr.com/73b8cd1cc9865eb3a1ec561f9b5d2e08/8ea11cf5f94f86d2-01/s512x512u_c1/29c67b76f8f2c0e526926cacae3997306eacf403.png)
