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Alright so, here’s my face, dis is me. 🙈
This is the first time (and this will not be a regular occurrence) that I NEEDED to post a sign held by a man, because this is FUCKING HYSTERICAL to me, :D
hey-ass-booty: This is perfect because I do this all the time. When I read smut its with a poker face but when its fluff I am a gooey mess of feels.Â
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“You should come home with me instead. Your wife is AGRA-vating.”
thatwomanisahurricane: xdez-selx: indignantmushroom: suelwriter: princeofcardgames: I will never not reblog this, because it just gives me so many feels. This… Is how ever artist is - whether we draw, write or even roleplay… Our characters
the-great-and-terrible-siraj: fatale-distraction: You know, because of the heavily psychological themes in Silent Hill, the idea that it looks different to each individual…nothing has scared me more in the ENTIRE series than that ONE line from Vincent.
thornprince: slaveoftheflesh: vinerva: Sometimes I feel like Mozart is the only composer with any sense of LIFE and HOW TO USE IT. MOZART YOU LIL SHIT SEE THIS IS WHY MOZART IS MY FAVOURITE
Is this me sized? I hope this is me sized. If it’s not me sized then I will fucking make it me sized because I need it.
Because Reaper won’t believe me that I’m going to draw the floofThe floof will be drawn! She’s just waiting in line because Nasyaa takes too damn long
inkykinky: Do I get your freckles too? because a certain SOMEONE has her special day today, and we talked about lil Jeanbo and Marco aeons ago, AND because she drew this and this, I thought I, too, could contribute a little to this smol AU o///u///o
This is like the notebook from Death Note, except the person whose name is penned on one of the pages, will be punched in the face 6 minutes and 40 seconds later. And like Death Note, it never runs out of paper, which is good because there are a lot
37375tn: My aunt Judy is such a sexy old broad (60)… she’s been letting me fuck her whenever I want for over a year now… FYI her panties are a sticky mess because I just fucked her 2 hours ago. Click here.
Please look at these pictures : this is friendship (and this is kind of blurry as well because of the amount of beer we drank that night)
48, female, submissive.And because people keep asking, yes my profile pic is me.32,311 followers. i decided to add this bit because it’s hard to find hard numbers on the actual number of followers of a tumblr. blog. Today’s date is 12/17/16. i’ll
This is me. I has birthday. I’m this happy because I got awesome people wishing me the happiest of birthdays. Thank you all <3 My sister is also happy but she can’t really tell you right now.
-is suicidal and angry again-Yeah, this is probably not good. Fuck.I honestly do not understand at this point why God hasn’t just killed me off. I mean, if this life is transient, forever destined to be some degree of miserable because humans are without
snk-headcanons: Rejected Recon Corps/Scouting Legion Fundraising Idea #6. ((Tweaked the original script because fuck wagons that’s why.)) ((Auuggggh. Sorry for the repost guys. The fucked up resizing issue was pissing me off.))
spiletta42: This is not an exaggeration. Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you’d sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn’t use the computer while it was doing
disgustinganimals: goldcoastgoat: whorerflick: yes Reblogging again because our world is fucked but this is alright. What’s wrong with this dog?
slayboybunny: dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
camdamage: slutty-feminist: vextape: 🎶 k - i - s - s - i - n - g 🎶@camdamage I know I’ve reblogged this already but ughhhh 😻 because you can’t not reblog when you see yourself making out with a pretty girl on your dash reblog this
It’s a kind of sketch for the new t-shirt My “bloody experiment” :D When t-shirt is ready, it will be more beautiful, because this “blood” will be more red than on this picture And… it’s not for me, it’s
sixpenceee: ifinallygotaanaccountonthissite: @sixpenceee I work in a lab and this was brought to my attention today.The reason I noticed this is because one of the newer grad students tapped me on the shoulder and said “The walls…screaming.”
lovebeyondmeasure: Quick, messy graphic to explain a concept that seems obvious to me: We shouldn’t be helping women because they’re related to someone else. We shouldn’t be helping women because someone else cares about them. We should be helping
netherworldpost:netherworldpost:Because I will never be able to eat lava… (I pause to look pleadingly at a volcanologist, they sternly, subtly shake their head no. It is clear this is an old, ongoing argument.) …. my prevailing theory is it has a
renaissancedreams: This is one of the greatest scenes in television history. RIP James “Uncle Phil” Avery
nemicon: After who knows how long (because I’m terrible at keeping track of long projects), I’ve finally finished my new tumblr layout. Ok, more like new header image is most of it - I don’t know what possessed me to think ‘pixel art of a detailed
gessorly: tyrror: ruingaraf: themarchrabbit: Seriously, it kills me when I see people hold scientists up as pinnacles of logic and reason. Because one time the professor I was interning for got punched in the face by another professor, because mine
zerosuit: teamnowalls: tenacityarrow: quantum-dragon: nabyss: geek-ramblings: Please tell me this means we are going to get a Deadpool style marketing campaign for this. Me too. i thought this was a joke because it obviously looks photoshopped but
botabu: wulphire replied to your post: why does people tag their lives on the morenatsu… Why are you in the morenatsu tag? it’s a nuclear waste Because I like this tag. All the good posts are made by me. Which is funny because I only post fan-arts.
pastelroyalty: Experiencing catcalling when you’re not conventionally attractive is such an internal predicament. Because on one hand, when you experience it you’re repulsed. Because it’s still harassment. But on the other hand- you finally feel
gingeyy: So I’ve always wanted glasses because I like me in glasses. But the closest I will get is with my grandma glasses (from our grandma outfits at lineage beer pong) sooo I might get my hair cut down to ~about this length. Prob a few inches
this-is-me-this-is-what-i-dream:markus-of-nuttus:demispooky:male teachers arent allowed to dress code female students anymore at my school because somebody pointed out that if they had been dress coded for their shorts/skirt being too short or their bra
fr0g-princ3: doomed-prince: This is how to friendship i’m always super happy when i see this get more notes because this was honestly just a picture for a really close friend of mine and i didn’t expect to see it get so many notes
hhadess: whenever I’ve had a particularly bad day my friend will ask me what my favourite colour is because he knows that looking for the exact photo of the colour will distract me from whatever shitty thing happened that day I hope you all have
Just a friendly reminder that just because you might not be going through THE worst thing to ever happen to anyone doesn’t mean your feelings aren’t valid and you don’t have the right to be just as sad as whoever DOES have it the worst.
hermanngottliebs:it makes me so sad how many lbpq+ women, me included, wrote off their attraction to women as “admiration” or “purely aesthetical” before they came to terms with the fact that they weren’t straight, because they didn’t experience
babydollsescape:Baby it’s cold outside~!🎶 Reblogging because WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES!? (This is a lot to me don’t judge….)
lookatitrightnow: Has anyone had that friend that only wants to call you or hang out when they need to talk about their life. I mean don’t get me wrong I’m an excellent listener, but if the only reason we have an relationship is because you think
skwickles:homestarrunners:yes this is realThis is making me laugh so fucking hard and I submitted a piece of shit doodle I did 3 years ago just in case they REALLY do something, because I want my name to be a part of the ass ripping.
haveitjoeway:*watches porn*me: this intro is taking too long*skips one minute* *they eating ass*me: now i gotta rewind because ive obviously missed a key element to the story
kristenmerieandacupoftea: Regram from @mmmitzi because this is so on point with how I’ve been feeling lately. Thanks for the inspiration girl!
assilikesbowties: mhyin-mahar: assilikesbowties: supernatural in a nutshell nothing says new season of supernatural like new comics by assilikesbowties i don’t know if i should laugh or cry because this is what my life has become i live for the
lumos5001: southpauz: SuperWhoLock: A Guide LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY BECAUSE THIS IS SO FUCKING ACCURATE
edit** disregard this post! someone was kind enough to send me a dl link!! I shant delete this post though because I love these gifs. thanks for the replies!! <3 I didn’t get home until after Supernatural started so I have to download
one-millionpieces: I’d say about 60% of the stories I tell go unfinished because either someone cuts me off or I stop talking because I realize that no one is listening
الجمال
rrezeonfleeeeek: لا حول ولاقوة إلا بالله la hawla wa la quwwata illa billah. There is no might nor power except in Allāh.
UBHGhHG oh GOD this is so awkward ok so I’m at the public library because that is how I like to spend my free time I’m a senior I have a lot of work ok but the library has easily accessible free wifi and UGH I went on tumblr because obviously
This is fucking hilarious LOL holy shit this person is hardcore pressed !!! See now, I know there are people who don’t like me and that’s completely fine because heck you’re allowed to not like certain people ! And people are even
This is pretty accurate. I am not surprised. I am the least amount Hufflepuff which makes sense because it’s the lamest house and I am not lame.
thegirldanielle: dumbl-edore: everybody need to stop changing the source because this is me why was i even born if i can’t look like you
ladyxgaga: @ladygaga: I never thought anyone would ever love me because I felt like my body was ruined by my abuser. But he loves the survivor in me. He’s stood by me all night proud and unashamed. THAT’S a real man. <3
You should tell people how important they are to you. Not because they could leave at any moment, but because they’re here now, and it’s worth saying something.
This one is for you Jen, because Garnet’s hips make me fucking weak
curiouswhitebuoy: me: *takes a deep breath* me: i lo- anyone who has ever spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love Garnet’s thighs, i know, you love Garnet’s thighs so much, they’re the light of your life, you love them so much, you
Found this and thought of you
sick-deity: I may hate your ship with a burning desire to never lay my eyes upon it but I will never spam your tag or send you hate because I’m actually a decent person
me: telling women how to care for their bodies has nothing to do with personal preference this guy: total bullshit. I hate women with body hair but I’m not a misogynist because it’s my personal preference. wah wah wah, I’m sad because said idea
It’s awkward because this is me
