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closetmasturbator: Just because it’s almost the new year… This is me. Well, a part of me. On my side. See i have no shape and i am basically a marshmallow lol so there my dears xoxoxox
emzadi: guardiandruid: I basically automatically get ready for a fight when someone’s really vocal about being an atheist, because 90% of the time, it’s the vocal ones that shit on people for believing in anything, and that is not cool. You! Can!
spatscolombo: cracked: 12 Times Han Solo Used The Force Without Knowing It I need Han to accidentally be force strong, mostly because HE WOULD HATE THAT SO MUCH “Wow so you’re basically a self-taught Jedi” “WHAT–ARE YOU–I’M THE
y0un0y0u: bechdels: growing up finding girls attractive without registering it as attraction sucks because you basically end up weirdly fixated on them but also super insecure and competitive SOMEONE PUT IT INTO WORDS
I want to talk about Universal Basic Income for a little bit, because I’m always sad it’s not talked about in national politics
killerblackberrypie: americanpsycho1991: i’m now seeing posts that are basically accusing therapists of being the same as ““““neurotypicals”””” who tell you that doing yoga will cure your depression and it’s fucking killing me because
adamussutekh: adamussutekh: ocean-in-my-rebel-soul: queenology: Now this is interesting Article: https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/a3mjxg/apple-tumblr-porn-nsfw-adult-content-banned YES!! I LIKE THIS TAKE!! Basically, because I know Mobile
That! When you realize that the jeans you used to wear no longer fit you because they’re basically falling off your body. This has been happening to me sooo much lately!
deadcityradio: …I refer to myself as an intelligent life form because I am sentient and I am able to recognize my own existence, but in my present state I am still incomplete. I lack the most basic processes inherent in all living organisms: reproducing
vampmissedith: spinningyarns: doctorbee: xwidep: Scales This is because Fahrenheit is based on a brine scale and the human body. The scale is basically how cold does it have to be to freeze saltwater (zero Fahrenheit) to what temperature is the human
bisexualagainstsocialjustice: nearvevo: Fuck dictionaries, fuck scientists, I, a 14-year-old, tumblr-educated, middle class piece of shit with bad grades, am the real expert here and you are wrong because I say so. This is basically the most accurate
toytowns: grawly: I usually don’t give a shit about brand accounts but Keebler’s is really nice because its basically their mascot trying to figure out how technology works and it’s super sweet. he’s an old little man elf and this warms my
mazapanlesbian: mazapanlesbian: Growing up fat, you get made fun of for everything you do, even basic shit like eating and laughing and breathing are funny when you do it because youre fat! And its so hard to not carry that with you as you get older,
livenudebigfoot: chaos-ensuing: minervafloofderg: minervafloofderg: One of the reasons I feel so comfortable using Tumblr over other social media is because this site is clearly too incompetent to be evil. The basic business model of a social network
bimmyneutron: a-typicalteenager: letstomatopaste: yo-its-matt: yo-its-matt: Y'all realize the subtle Had To Do It To Em Guy edits are basically just modern Where’s Waldo at this point right I hate this because he was already in the first picture
swedishcervixpoker: You were aching to be bred. Every core of your being was focused on having hot cum injected into your womb. Your brain was basically turned off as you dressed for the party. You had to skip the panties because your pussy was so wet
melissasdirtydiary: Every morning my father fucks me, just like clockwork. It’s always a little difficult for me because I’m basically just waking up and now I have to hold on to the bed for dear life or Dad will fuck me onto the floor.
spearmintx: why is it that were always told not to get tattoos at a young age because we “will regret it later on” when we are basically told to choose a career path by age 18? i’d rather be 40 years old with a tattoo that meant something to me
cherry-sailor: gemini-sonic: yolucas: SERIOUS TALK: Okay idk if you guys have heard about this yet so I’m going to inform you about what’s going on because it’s really serious and I think everyone needs to know about this. So basically there
lilkittenbrat: Can we all just rally together and get @himeetama ’s blog deleted because I am so sick of this asshole stealing content from me and basically every other angel in the cutensfw community. It doesn’t even matter how many times I report
zmizet: If you think recovery is easy, then unfollow me. If you think you are above addicts because you never succumbed to addiction, unfollow me. If you think that an addict doesn’t deserve basic human rights, unfollow me.
sakuyeah-isayaoi: gardejor: mindatworkk: You know what turned 20 this year? And what came out this year? And we all basically freaked because our childhood just got a bit more real But you know what else turned 20 this year? And you know what people
tonystarktrek: thejollity: FUN FACT! Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you’re eating pineapples? It’s because pineapples possess the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down meat proteins. Basically, when you eat pineapples,
subculturalqueer: I love The Sims because it’s basically just a bunch of pansexual people speaking gibberish and setting their houses on fire.
erraticartist: cupsnake: You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs but then suddenly ZOOP fucking green herrons What the fuck
divinedorothy:how many men who say they’re in the friendzone are actually in the “I was just nice to him because I felt bad for him but now he’s getting all clingy and manipulative to the point that he is making me regret basic human kindness which
opheliacmuses:operativesurprise: bigbootsandscaryeyes: sammiwolfe: fleshcircus: thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT
This girl is a fucking clown -.- She’s Nicks childhood friend who joined the Army Reserves and she got E-4 in basic training because her father was in the army and knew people. And naturally she was smug as shit about it too. Her father brags about
I want to be a part of more pages on Facebook relating to miscarriages but I don’t want certain people to see that I’m in those groups because I haven’t told anyone else about the miscarriages.Basically lately, I’ve been struggling more and it’s
My sister called me yesterday and she passed her pt test. I think she’s actually going to graduate basic training now. I haven’t been able to stop ugly crying since she called because I miss my sister 💔
inowetpanty: aly-loves-daddy:I pissed my pants because I’m a little girl who can’t even control basic bodily functions. I totally love it❤
smallmoth: everyones entitled to their own opinions, like “mario kart isnt good” or “i do not favor the color green”, but youre not entitled to thinking im undeserving of basic human rights, and youre not entitled to the belief that because of
glowpinkstah: LOL this post is so.. ugh. Come on guys, stop being mad because you guys liked something before it was cool and became “mainstream.” This song is catchy, has a funny dance to it, and basically look likes a good trolling time. Of course
youthpenis: do you ever sit in class during a test and flip your paper extra loud to let all the basic bitches know that you’re the beyonce of your class because i do
nicolehoran-maybe: veni-vidi-igothammered: I love him because he’s the only one in their lives to call their bullshit basically saying what we’re all thinking
zinf: basically if I’m laying down I better be under a blanket because if I am not she will make her own fucking blanket
meldrawsthings: Basically I suddenly woke up at 3:30 am said ‘Oinkawa’ out loud and I guess I thought it was really funny because I apparently chuckled and laughed really hard until 4:25 am, according to my parents anyway.
lemontree11: The Anatomy of a Lolita This took forever to finish because I was not happy with the diagram. I wanted to draw something that wasn’t too outdated (like many currently available online). I wanted a diagram that reflects a basic co-ordinate
Sometimes I just need someone to take over. Even if its just to make the most basic of decisions for me, because I somedays I'm just unable to.
micthemicrophone: classeon: fell-in-love-in-october: Beyonce lost. Lana lost. Justin lost. Taylor lost. Ed lost. Kendrick lost. So basically, I’m lost because I thought the Grammys were about awarding talented artists? The people complaining about
slodwick: So, I had this idea at work, and basically couldn’t get anything else done for the rest of the day. I’ve been working since I got home *yesterday*, so hopefully there aren’t any major mistakes, because I am DONE. (Larger version of the
princessstiel: subculturalqueer: I love The Sims because it’s basically just a bunch of pansexual people speaking gibberish and setting their houses on fire. The pansexual agenda.
levi-heichou-snk: erraticartist: cupsnake: You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs but then suddenly ZOOP fucking green herrons
fucknohtml: sadvaporwavebabe: hey stop calling that character your “waifu” its basically raping fictionkin who identify as that character because no one consented to it thanks
gnorcs: pleiadic: gnorcs: why are mini m&ms so much better than normal m&ms because there’s this thing called the square-cube law (x) which basically says that as volume decreases, so does the surface area, but not as quickly (by the square
larrys27tattoos: whatisonyobiscuit: starrysleeper: tribblesexual-jotunn: thelilnan: I am really bothered by the fact that basically the only reason why gay marriage is illegal is because some people think it’s disgusting. You know, I think peas
I hate it when celebs say they don’t want to disclose their sexuality because they don’t want to disappoint gay fans. Basically your using sexuality to profit off of the LGBT community. Nice
I just unfriended some dude on Facebook because he posted this triflin video about strippers. Basically dude in the video was mad that the stripper wouldn’t let him fuck so he started saying stuff like “all you do is shake your ass, you better
bryantsupreme: Because once you get head from someone that’s passionate about it, Going back to that basic top is painful and depressing..
Just read an article about a white boy from Princeton who wrote an essay on white privilege because he was tired if being told to “check his privilege” His basic argument is that the phrase is meant to silence He also chronicles the struggles
makomori: So I’m making this masterpost because it seems a lot of people are still in the dark about this beautiful angel and it just doesn’t seem right to just leave them there. So, here is a masterpost dedicated to Lianne La Havas. The basics:
the-goddamazon: youngblackandvegan: do not invent relationships do not convince yourself that just because you talk and chill a lot you’re “basically together” either you are, or you aren’t and there’s no use pretending like you are when the
I realized that I don’t like the girl from work because she embodies everything that I consider “weak.” She is over emotional and dramatic, can’t carry a conversation. She cries easily and opens up to freely. Basically her unhinged displays
ravenclaw-headcanons: 45. Muggleborn ravenclaws being incredibly excited when they’re told they’re going to hogwarts because “I’m basically Matilda!”