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incorrect48quotes:Nannan: If you have 10 cookies and I ask for 5, how many will you have?Nao: 0Nannan: It’s basic math it’s not even that ha—Nao: I would give everything to you because I love youNannan, holding back tears: Gross absolutely disgusting
hedonisticfeedee: I liked this photo because you can see the stretchmarks that run down the side of my body. Stretch marks are awesome. Basically shiny, chubby tiger stripes.They’re great!!!
opheliacmuses: operativesurprise: bigbootsandscaryeyes: sammiwolfe: fleshcircus: thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT
laur-rants: …Aaaand basically that’s what I think will happen before the theme song in the next episode (in Gravity Falls style, because it’s so much easier to draw, lmao).
theloneookami: enbyho: elionking: Whats this about Obama using the n word? Basically he said racism is not over just because it’s impolite to say nigger in public now.And everyone decided to ignore his entire point and focus on him saying nigger
joyseeker56: agoddamn: I find it really interesting that the message of Monsters University is basically ‘you don’t have to go to college’ also and ‘dreams aren’t the only thing that can make you happy’, because Mike never becomes a scarer,
toxzen: audreyrustons: prince zuko: professional drama queen Bringing this back because he and kylo Ren are basically the same
classicmeevs: Imagine thinking that that first sentence, the one about forcing teenagers into almost certain death, is the one that sounds good Holy shit the first sentence is basically saying “let’s send your son to an almost certain death because
I firmly believe that they chose the name “Marco” because of the Starco ship name. Come on. Given how SVTFOE shamelessly beats the sh*t ouf of the fans with its unnaturally frequent ship-teasing, it had to be done on purpose.The show is basically
itsstuckyinmyhead: bace-jeleren: sonic-for-real-justice: communismkills: You’d imagine SJWs would love “Sausage Party” because everyone is basically gay in it. I can’t believe communismkills just resurrected sonic-for-real-justice this
libertarian–princess: just-shower-thoughts: Imagine how much historical knowledge wasn’t written down because our ancestors thought: “What idiot isn’t going to know this?” So ancient Egypt’s best friend basically was called Punt. They
remus-christmasjumpers-lupin: answrs: iheartvmt: erraticartist: cupsnake: You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs but then
bellamonde:greencarnation:Raha Ajoudani is an Iranian 17 year old trans women and activist who has been arrested by the Islamic Republic for protesting for her basic human rights. Because she’s still early in her transition, she will be tried as
standnhistowee: Day 25: favorite picture of Kris Sorry, had to do it. Because first of all, color to emphasize the glorious hair of Kris. And black and white to emphasize his overwhelming hotness classiness. Basically, this guy is stunning. All
gyuishy-deactivated20141112: “Because I wanted to be a singer, I withdrew from high school. At the time, my parents scolded me a lot, and conversations with my father basically stopped,”
reshiham: I give your performance a 10… on the pH scale because that shit was basic as hell
sad-dress: yo automatically labelling every guy wearing a dress genderqueer/trans* is harmful, because what you are basically saying is that no man can ever engage in femininity - whereas women have been wearing trousers and suits for years and yet
smallmoth: everyones entitled to their own opinions, like “mario kart isnt good” or “i do not favor the color green”, but youre not entitled to thinking im undeserving of basic human rights, and youre not entitled to the belief that because of
moomoominase: because all girls are basically Wheein’s property
I’m sad this morning and I’m angry. The parents of my sex abuser live next door and they are moving. I have basically ignored them for 15 years because the father looks like my abuser so when he comes over to speak to my dad and I’m
tonystarktrek: thejollity: FUN FACT! Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you’re eating pineapples? It’s because pineapples possess the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down meat proteins. Basically, when you eat pineapples,
cupsnake: You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs but then suddenly ZOOP fucking green herrons
sakuyeah-isayaoi: gardejor: mindatworkk: You know what turned 20 this year? And what came out this year? And we all basically freaked because our childhood just got a bit more real But you know what else turned 20 this year? And you know what people
lizardsister: literally the most BASIC holocaust/sociology class will teach you that jokes targeted at a specific group of people are one of the base steps of oppression and eventual genocide because it dehumanizes a group and once a group is seen less
railroadsoftware: railroadsoftware: clivedavinci: railroadsoftware: very me clivedavinci: this is basically me, because i’m pretty buff, but i’m also pretty fat, and i’m always looking for my lady that’s someplace out there you always
sapphicalienn: christichris: justhurtingalot: Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically your body goes “we
neopetsuser: mazapanlesbian: mazapanlesbian: Growing up fat, you get made fun of for everything you do, even basic shit like eating and laughing and breathing are funny when you do it because youre fat! And its so hard to not carry that with you as
jakemorph: now listen up you hecking sillies because i KNOW you americans dont have THIS so im going to tell you about my favourite bunch of frickin beans from fawlty towers basil fawlty is basically the leader of the bunch and hes sooooo angry on the
aaliyahbreaux:scarletender:aaliyahbreaux:help keep a black trans woman off the streethey guys its aaliyah! a few days ago my land lord basically told me my female roommates aren’t comfortable sharing a room with me because I’m transgender??? they
bando–grand-scamyon: neopetsuser: mazapanlesbian: mazapanlesbian: Growing up fat, you get made fun of for everything you do, even basic shit like eating and laughing and breathing are funny when you do it because youre fat! And its so hard to not
faeriefountain: “Go and do not falter, my child!” Okay so I couldn’t help myself and I turned the sketch into a basic T-Pose reference for The Queen’s Shade because I love this idea. The sharp intake at the waist is where her ribs end, but the
yearslateforyugiohshippings: I did it! All bookmarks (or at least 12) done :D I wennt with the original card design for the Harpie Lady, because there are so many Harpies I couldn’t decide which one to draw …and just went with the most basic one.
buttart: Instead of sleeping I drew some goofs Second image is a stupid idea I had that ced gets sick and his feverish delirious ass is affectionate because I don’t know they’re basically an anime
dynamicattack: A-071 is basically the Thirst Is Real component in lieu of having an actual fursona because I am dumb as hell like that. self-expression sucks when that expression is how much you want to suck dick all the time
vlord76: Colin loved to pose for the folks at Boysadomaso.net - especially because he was clad in rubber suit and riding boots :) Basic pics are © by Boysadomaso.net
okama-kenpo: that thing that happens where you’re reading a really fucking good fanfiction and you have to put a hand over your face because you basically lose control of your mouth muscles, and you make all these mouth shapes that you don’t mean
adamussutekh: adamussutekh: ocean-in-my-rebel-soul: queenology: Now this is interesting Article: https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/a3mjxg/apple-tumblr-porn-nsfw-adult-content-banned YES!! I LIKE THIS TAKE!! Basically, because I know Mobile
femme-de-lettres: Large (Wikimedia) Adolf Stademann painted this, Winterliches Eisvergnügen (which I shan’t translate for you, because it sounds silly no matter how I put it, but basically means they’re having fun on the ice and it’s winter),
aly-loves-daddy: I pissed my pants because I’m a little girl who can’t even control basic bodily functions.
lunacalypso: “My relationship with Maggie Smith; well, she got me the job at Potter, practically. So for anyone who doesn’t know that story, I basically owe everything to Maggie Smith, because I worked with her on David Copperfield and then she
inssatanity: Part Heart -Kate Nash// Basically I’ve been listening to this song non stop for the past few days and I feel like it really describes how I’ve been feeling lately. If you’ve never have listened to Kate Nash do so because she is great.
thatonepsychicchick339: PALMISTRY THROUGH IMAGES BECAuse if you’re like me you learn better by looking at it than reading. Here’s the basics! Get to learning yourself and others!
aly-loves-daddy:I pissed my pants because I’m a little girl who can’t even control basic bodily functions.
lolapeepants: I leaked! I peed my panties! I can’t believe it, after what was basically the most desperate half hour yet, where I had to hold myself and subtly potty dance in my chair, i leaked. I got up to pee as quickly as I could because I genuinely
simplystormie: spacemuffinz: This is basically how I make myself fall asleep only I try to do long division in my head To the last one because I’m lazy
zinf: basically if I’m laying down I better be under a blanket because if I am not she will make her own fucking blanket
dannyael: lunacalypso: “My relationship with Maggie Smith; well, she got me the job at Potter, practically. So for anyone who doesn’t know that story, I basically owe everything to Maggie Smith, because I worked with her on David Copperfield and
sunshien:one time my animation lecturer said that betty boop was an lgbt icon and i asked him about it afterwards because i was like “i didn’t kno betty boop is gay?” and he said that she wasn’t gay but was like adopted by gay culture basically
trashfirefallon: My sister gave my her email and password to basically all her log ins because I help her set stuff up, and i’ve just been changing her Etsy URL for the past 15 minutes
camiichu: Prideful Plant Puns!!! I’ve been working on these since pride month, and I feel bad they weren’t finished in time but I’m so happy with how they turned out! These basically happened because I called my best friend a lesbean-sprout and
covertlydesperado: sapphicalienn: christichris: justhurtingalot: Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically
We basically ignore school shootings now, because we will do nothing to stop them
mazapanlesbian: mazapanlesbian: Growing up fat, you get made fun of for everything you do, even basic shit like eating and laughing and breathing are funny when you do it because youre fat! And its so hard to not carry that with you as you get older,
caitor: “So every day during my set, when I’m playing my own shows, I talk about people that are transgender. I talk about it a lot because everyday basically I say: …” Soundwave, Melbourne, 2015
kineticpenguin: afloweroutofstone: transgenderer: trans-rogers: transgenderer: i feel like knowing the word “yonic” (the vagina equilavent of phallic) really changes a person because after that point basically any shape or objective can be classified
disgustinganimals: kazoohira-miller: erraticartist: cupsnake: You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs but then suddenly ZOOP
