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guiltmenot: A guy walks into a bar and sees 3 pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. The guy asks, “What’s this about?” The bartender replies, “Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you
asari-bartender: julieisforlovers: I made a bulletin board for work advertising different events and things coming out. (at Jersey’s Gaming, Cards & Comics) This is the best thing I’ve ever seen
mikanwater: 1: I’m not drinking, but You have to try this out. 2: Pearl, how is the taste? / Pearl: it’s better than eating. 3: I’m not smoking to look cool, plus you are too young. 5: sigh… I don’t want to go to work….
chubmilk: This bartender loves bringing home straight drunk guys after work…
averagedudenextdoor: Despite the totally average tool…that bartender had nice abs, big balls, and no inhibitions
bloggingthetrench: Two chemists walk into a bar. One of them asks for H2O. The other asks for H2O2 and giggles. The bartender serves them both hydrogen peroxide because he’s fucking tired of chemists walking into his bar and trying that joke.
hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis: wowsteven29: sodamnrelatable: Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible
funkpunkandrollmuhfucka2:Bartenders living it up at Studio 54, c. 1977. Photo by Jean-Pierre Laffont.
incaseart: Aaand that’s the new storyline! Ashley and Sam go to a bar where that weird bartender works! This one is going to get freaky. That’s a major health code violation if I ever saw one! How will the girls react to jizz laced cocktails?A)Being
martinigonwild: danuncensored: you can catch me at #bayoucitybar tonight! 😜 #saturgay #gigs #getintoit #cakes #eatit #idgaf #houston #la #weho #uncensored #bartender #lgbt #andrewchristian #trophyboy 😋😋
milesmoralez:Thor Odinson in Thor 005“Fury said to you… ‘more mead’? No, Volstagg, that is what I am saying. Bartender! More mead!”
T.J. the Bartender
fadedhysteria: Ryou — Ryou fuck. Why do you make that top look so good on you. Yami marik—-never goes anywhere without—CAPE |D
endofunctor: Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide
msjewbooty: “pass me a bear,” i say to the bartender. he looks at me, kind of surprised, and heads to the back to find me what i want. he walks back with a small furry bear cub. this is my favorite bar for a reason.
dogfang: A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says “Why the long face?” The horse says “I’ve just realized I’m a metaphysical concept within a fictional narrative, and will cease to exist at the end of this sentence.”
wowsteven29: howigothealthy: sodamnrelatable: Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to
therorasaurus: so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.
sugar-galaxies: blockedhead: paramore-5ever: blockedhead: two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese
mayahan: Little Hamster Bartenders Serving Tiny Food and Drinks
redshirtt: grade-a-memo: nickiminajsleftnipple: These days, anyone could be gay and you’d have no idea. your cashier might be gay your bartender might be gay the guy sucking your dick might even be gay But he said no homo tho he lied
supernaturalapocalypse: redshirtt: grade-a-memo: nickiminajsleftnipple: These days, anyone could be gay and you’d have no idea. your cashier might be gay your bartender might be gay the guy sucking your dick might even be gay But he said no homo
midnightthief: A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Why the long face?” The horse replies, “Marco is dead.”
luv2bslappedaround: When Black Alpha wants a white cash fag to be his bartender…..what a status symbol….especially since you’re a judge during the day! 👑😈😂
johnthomas1981: jimmyswear: Paul mmmm One of my favorite bartenders, for obvious reasons.
tangobat: An old Full Color Sketch commission of Ghost of Smut’s OC, Vanu the shortstack alien imp-dragon bartender! my bad (￣ω￣;;) Patreon | Stream | Twitter | Discord | Gumroad
theart0fl0singmyself: mr-no-bananas-or-cheesecake: endofunctor: Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible
takenbytaj: TakenbyTaj.com Stay tuned for my photography blog launching this week. Model: @spotlight101010 #eyecandy #glamour #urbanglamour #ebony #urbanmodels #models #bartenders #dancers #nycmodels #nycnightlife #bottleservice #vip #hiphopmodels
spoiledebony304: A hustle trick for strippers: (comes in handy especially on slow nights when the regulars that like to “talk” come in)Get to know you’re bartenders find one that you can trust and make sure you’re always there on her shifts….A
kookerz: the-divergent-demigod: poketrainer: the-divergent-demigod: pop-punk-prince: killeravocado: cherie-galore: pattilahell: no fuck you when science and alcohol meet <3 This bartender gets all of the tips… ever… HOW DOES THIS WORK
muscletits: The classic gay club bartender. 90% straight, shows off but never promises anything. You can imagine but it’s going nowhere. Gotta love these dudes.
bsavymagazine: Now featured on Bsavymag.com. The lovely @annierocqnok. Log on and check out exclusive photos and interview. #eyecandy #glamour #urbanglamour #ebony #models #bartenders #dancers #thickgirls #thick #videovixens #nightlife
penisbetweenus: Repost. Thanks to my buddy @durak42 for posting the original pic. I’ve added the recipe. Originally bought for me by a buddy at my straight neighborhood dive/bar restaurant, bartender was so disgusted they didn’t charge him. Of course
chaotically-dan: My friend looking at and talking about a bartender: “I normally don’t like chest hair but…he can get it.” Me when she looks back at me: “oh yeah?”
jjplush: Bonus video update at borntobebound this evening! @missdixiecomet is a bartender that gets tied up and robbed. Also available tonight @clips4sale www.clips4sale.com/8358. #hogtie #panty gag
backstageleft: derpfire: southernscarecrow: thelaughingwholock: munchkin80: extraordinarycomics: Marvel Villains. Created by: Patrick Brown. Can I just say that I love that the artist made Stan Lee the bartender! The longer you look, the more
just-shower-thoughts: If a bartender can refuse to serve alcohol to someone who is intoxicated, for reasons of not being an accessory to furthering their inebriation to dangerous levels. Shouldn’t employees at fast food chains be able to do the same
rufffn: bartender w/ a phatty
girlswithcuminthemouth: Cumshot is the best kind of shot. Looking for the bartender…
gothiccharmschool: brynja-storm: flightoffuturedayss: brynja-storm: But wait…bartender witches. Down on your luck? Here, have a shot of enchanted Goldschlager. Need a fresh start? Have a lemon and rosemary margarita. Need a good harvest? Have a
