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the44thpilot: coelasquid: therorasaurus: so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. Chaotic good
trashfirefallon: glumshoe:I ordered a drink the other night and paid in cash and counted each bill I handed the bartender out loud in a Count Von Count voice. “Three! Three dollars! Ah ah ah ah!”At least they didn’t think your id was fake.
walks into a bar with clear stubble on my face and bags under my eyes and goes to the bartender slamming this down on the counter trying not to tear up
annlarimer: richiewhite: A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “you’re in here alot, are you an alcoholic?” The horse ponders for a minute and responds “I don’t think I am” And poof he disappears This is where philosophy students
stevita: Bartending at the Rodeo! I love you HTX <3
gunsandfireandshit:toastpotent:from what i can tell bartending is like the adult version of making potions from random things you find in your house/backyardPotion of make you fall down
lastvalyrian: the-macra: republicans will be like “pull yourself by your bootstraps” and then make fun of AOC for having been a bartender that’s because that’s not the Republican approved way to pull yourself by your own bootstraps, which is
crazydoodlez:omnybus:omnybus:omnybus:omnybus:peachypupp:omnybus:funpuppyvideos:anarcho-skamunist:If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say “for you, it’s on
Tonight’s agenda…with a little Irish Whiskey. Okay, maybe A LOT of Irish whiskey. Jameson 18 Year Limited Reserve to be precise. Anyone interested in being my bartender? I tip really well ;)
Currently ;) Lady Antebellum - Hey Bartender 8 o'clock on Friday night I’m still at home All my girls just keep on blowing up my phone Saying come on, it ain’t worth the pain Do what you gotta do to forget his name Now there’s only
Currently at the pub with a bourbon on the rocks ;) Hey Bartender - Lady Antebellum
unclejonsie: yes bartender i will have 6 alcohol
guiltmenot: A guy walks into a bar and sees 3 pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. The guy asks, “What’s this about?” The bartender replies, “Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you
lightskintgawd:therorasaurus: so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. Not all heroes wear capes.
my-phatty-like-a-mattress: When the bartender looks better than a stripper….
wifedatenightfantasies: wifedatenightfantasies: Lacey pic. What an orgasm !! First my wife and I have some drinks in the bar … where she flashes the bartender all night. When we leave the bar she is so horny she starts to show off. We find a corner
the-wolf-and-the-fox: Flipping through a bartending book (so.many.recipes!) I ran across this gem. Sounds like great fun. Any takers? (Good personal hygiene habits required) Kind of impossible for this to not be a good time!
bibtmmwm: My topless bartender!!!
A man & a Giraffe walk into a bar, the Giraffe passes out & the man goes to leave. The bartender says “Are you going to leave that lying there?” And the man says “Thats not a lion, that’s a Giraffe!” :3
redshirtt: grade-a-memo: nickiminajsleftnipple: These days, anyone could be gay and you’d have no idea. your cashier might be gay your bartender might be gay the guy sucking your dick might even be gay But he said no homo tho he lied
verysissycaptions: You went to a bar to pickup some girls, it was a slow night and you had hardly even talked to anyone other than the bartender. You were about to go home when a blonde girl started flirting with you. She offered to buy you a drink.
eve-rex-go: InCase posted this along with the picture on hentai-foundry: “Last request of febreuary.Futa bartender jizzing frozen margarita into a brown woman’s margarita glassI’ll be honest I have no idea what the story of this pic is. Is the
tester1001me: Your girlfriend insisted on joining me at a bartenders convention. It was boring but she tried to spice it up a little. I ran into some old buddies and she sexually teased them. One thing led to another and badda bing, badda boom, your
Tory Lanez - Bartenders & Spenders
manlovr: When I used to bartend…yup, yup, memories!
sarah-the-artiste: therorasaurus: so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.
andrewchristian: Hottie @broreilly bartending in #andrewchristian #BLOWunderwear What drink would you order from him? #trophyboy #gay #underwear #mensfashion
T.J. the Bartender
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therorasaurus: so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.
to-destroy-you: dekutree: where the fuck is the bartender Haha look at it’s wee tucked in paws
krunchycroc: The Bartender Art: Krunchy croc
aliensymbol: [NSFW] Paul the Green Bartender Gator is impossible sometimes~
nicedoggo:*bartender slides my drink to me from across the bar and i fucking fling it back twice as hard*
ryankelleyonline: I heard something about Ryan Kelley bartending fics. OP delivers.
kaahypnotizingmen: When you realize the hot bartender is actually on Gay sites such as Pumping Muscle (Ian B) and All American Guys. Tyson Dayley.
thickbootymagazine: Your tonight bartenders💋💜💚💕💕
bigbootymagazine: Bartender with a big booty💖💜luv it💜💖
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eliteasses: Eliteasses2015: “best bartender” Millemucho_
joekruise: Bartender! I’ll have what shes having
the-porn-stories: So the bartender was drunk, eh, me too. I could tell from the look on his face that he was baffled by how this could happen, and well, me too!
The Bartender Miguel 7
This looks like my favorite bartender 😂
dekutree: where the fuck is the bartender
weasselk: polywomple: Bartender and Fuku Fire Fuku asks daddy to let her go out tonight? <3 <3 <3
atxcouple2021: Reminds me of the bartender we saw on the east side
munchkin80:extraordinarycomics:Marvel Villains.Created by: Patrick Brown.Can I just say that I love that the artist made Stan Lee the bartender!
lightskintgawd:therorasaurus: so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. Not all heroes wear capes. He would have
kookerz: the-divergent-demigod: poketrainer: the-divergent-demigod: pop-punk-prince: killeravocado: cherie-galore: pattilahell: no fuck you when science and alcohol meet <3 This bartender gets all of the tips… ever… HOW DOES THIS WORK
libbyslaboratory: Helium walks into a bar and the bartender says “We don’t serve Noble gases here”. Helium doesn’t react.
catchingthefunnies: Bartender