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assbutt-in-the-garrison: bloodwort: frusturbation: janefondle: xpsycho: eatimitationcrab: revolutionary-afrolatino-deacti: setbabiesonfire: Sgt. Thomas McVicar of the Jersey City Police Department shot 22 year old Kwadir Felton, leaving him blind,
assbutt-in-the-garrison: dollsofbeauty: bywaje: Stable Gurl • | Dolls wish I knew how to be this flawless
assbutt-in-the-garrison: everyone is a latent homosexual, ain’t they
assbutt-inthetardis-withsherlock: tkudaya: ishipzalldathings: abraham-shipwreck: cocaine-and-insulin: When Disney could make references to eternal damnation and not give two shits. Disney used to be hardcore, man (They also make so many virgin jokes
assbutt-in-the-garrison: ivorysorrows: nevver: The Future Tense Brilliant wow. I don’t usually reblog photography but this is meaningful and really hits you.
assbutt-in-the-garrison: thephilyptian: “PALESTINIAN GIRL, YOUNGEST DOCTOR IN THE WORLD” “When someone enrols in the medicine school that one of the longest schooling required profession, by the time they finish school they will be
assbutts-of-the-impala: alpacacas: darkmoondeath: gothic-darkness: boys-and-suicide: This absolutely disgusts me beyond anything. NO ONE should ever be bullied based on their sexual preference. It is NOT a choice and bullying someone for something
assbutt-in-the-garrison: hatewizard: “THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS” idk man I was a crazy, stupid, reckless, and unstable teenager but not once did I ever get the urge to kidnap, drug, and rape someone AFUCKINGMEN
assbutt-in-the-garrison: tobeymacguire: when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are
assbutt-in-the-garrison: ofcityromance: i am quoting this a thousand times today. RIP mike brown. A THOUSAND TIMES THIS. BECAUSE THIS WHAT THE MEDIA DOES TO DISTRACT YOU FROM THE REAL ISSUE. THEY VILIFY THE VICTIM. PAY ATTENTION.
assbutt-in-the-garrison: I will never not reblog this.
assbutt-of-my-dreams:sailorlune:kattomatic:ericjudysbeard:Working at LUSH: the saga I have had men some into a store I used to work at asking if “this hairspray will work on men” and when I said yes they said “but it’s purple” My whole life!
assbutt-in-the-garrison: If you don’t love Misha, you’re wrong.
assbutt-in-the-garrison: One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing
assbutt-in-the-garrison: reblogalert: boneycircus: whatbigotspost: Nicholas Lord, a Navy sailor since 2008 currently on active duty, is under investigation after threatening to rape a young woman who is a Navy recruit. The young woman posted a photo
assbutt-in-the-garrison: kaworururururu: “by viewing this pornographic content while being under the age of 18 you are breaking a federal law—-”no government today haha dicks all around YOU GET A DICK, YOU GET A DICK, EVERYBODY GETS DICKS!
assbutt-in-the-garrison: frilllyknickers: colorsoftheswim: fuckyeahwomenprotesting2: I like how correcting her kids creepy behavior doesn’t even matter to that mother. This actually makes me very angry. It basically highlights everything wrong
assbutt-in-the-garrison: lucifeu: Remember this chick? If you don’t, she’s Kali. She’s the god of destruction and violence. But she also works with blood spells. She took the Winchesters’ blood to put them on a ‘leash’. With their blood,
assbutt-in-the-garrison: huffingtonpost: Schooled Larry King. Watch the full interview here. ARE YOU A PRACTICING BISEXUAL I FUCKING SNORTED Anna for god.
assbutt-in-the-garrison: asphyxiateonwordsiwouldsay: sherlockingthehobbitstoasgard: drumlinegeek13: lamapalooza: sad-but-rad-man666: why is nobody talking about the fact that there is an actual heart on a piece of paper it’s true love, you wouldn’t
assbutt-from-gallifrey: whinecraft: berserkerbaby: i still can’t believe americans don’t call car parkscar parks wtf is that where you bring your car on weekends so it can play with other cars NO IT’S WHERE YOU PARK YOUR FUCKING CAR
assbutt-in-the-garrison: huffingtonpost: Schooled Larry King. Watch the full interview here. ARE YOU A PRACTICING BISEXUAL I FUCKING SNORTED
assbutt-in-the-garrison: darith3duh: When did Chris Pratt become the most beautiful man alive?!?! WHEN? <3 Photographs by BEN WATTS | GQ Magazine when he climbed out his mother’s womb I think
assbutts-in-purgatory: cumberbitch-freebitch: thesleepingsoldier: missing-misha: Things you should know about Misha Collins His full name is Dmitri Tippens Krushnic. He’s from Greenfield, Massachusetts. He married his high school sweetheart.
assbutt-in-the-garrison: envycamacho: effairies: the-nerd-in-the-tardis: jakesus: spooky-miss-lalonde: tumblr this halloween too spoopy spooky mormon hell dream m8 every single day of october is halloween on tumblrhappy fucking halloween
assbutt-notnatural: the starry sky on the himalayas CLICK ON THE PIC BRO So amazing Holy Def click da pic I’m crying from the beauty.
assbutt-in-the-garrison: If you don’t love Kesha then idk what to tell you
assbutt-astronaut: imjusttoocooltohaveagoodurl: I sometimes wonder if Americans get this part of the film, because basically all the Swans in England belong to the Queen and it’s against the law to kill one, and because they’re Police Officers,
assbutt-the-angel: xclumsyxheartx: What even… Literature
assbutt-trumpet: Cruzito: “Damn, we were all innocent, eh?”
assbutts-and-angelwings: vanishingactblog: justfuckhimalreadydean: trashrabbits: I will outscream the cicadas Can I ask what are cicadas Demonic, red-eyed hoards of insects that rise from the ground en masse to shed their skins all over tree trunks
assbutt-in-the-garrison: This scene will always be pure and utter gold.
assbutt-in-the-garrison: i cant find my fucking g-spot vibrator ever since we moved house like idk what box it’s in and im afraid the movers put the box in the wrong room and omfg what if someone else opens that box???
assbutt-in-the-garrison: shavingryansprivates: im voting this cat for presiden 2016 I don’t think it’s possible for me to not reblog this.
assbutt-in-the-garrison: boholov-e: WHO THE FUCK WROTE THIS I WILL MURDER YUOU
assbutt-in-the-garrison: nicotinerampage: likeatolarboss: geekofnature: lazylinh: I remember when I came out of the closet and told my parents I was Chinese. They’ve never looked at me the same way ever again, That awkward moment when you realize
assbutt-in-the-garrison: midesko: shotaslayer: altairs-spookyballs: huladance: carlosneverletgo: Oh my god I watched this so many times before I realized they were costumes lmfao i wouldn’t have even realized without that comment i cant even,
assbutt-in-the-garrison: Omg. that last one is for sure a keeper.
assbutt-in-the-garrison: punsicle: wahT THE?? FUCk???? THEIR MOM’?? JUST FCUKING EXPKODED ON THE FUCKING CEILING OVER THEIR KID;????? WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE GAY ANGELS I WAS MISLED ABOUT THIS SHOW
assbutt-in-the-garrison: toastdurr: wallabyvvay: dancelilithdance: toastdurr: ironicbaking: toastdurr: “ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ” i thought this was me at first and i was really confused omg hi WE’RE MULTIPLYING
assbutt-in-the-garrison: lamewolves: brainsandspaceships: minuialeth75: cumberbitchedd: Can we all take the time to admit that we all cried like freaking babies at the start of Star Trek 2009. Reminder that Benedict Cumberbatch admitted he did.
assbutt-in-the-garrison: thatsprettyillegalevenforus: “August 1st, 2014.” uh oh
assbutt-in-the-garrison: sherlockius: princeofdarknass: Never change. he did get out
assbutt-in-the-garrison: cornchipz: cornchipz: cornchipz: my dad just got me to put eyeliner on him and i don’t know what he’s up to HE JUST CAME OUT OF HIS ROOM IN A JACK SPARROW COSTUME WHERE DID HE GET THAT DAD DAD WHAT THE HELL DUDE
assbutt-in-the-garrison: svveetlemonade: rickytee: svveetlemonade: alyssathesquirrel: grandchilds: svveetlemonade: i just electrocuted myself omg how shocking How do you currently feel? im kind of amped Watt I cant hear you i said it hertz
assbutt-in-the-garrison: *I’m a boss ass bitch plays in the background*
assbutt-in-the-garrison: thesassylorax: maidmarians: And Littlefoot knew for certain that he was alone. #second saddest scene in the movie #honestly i found this movie to be way sadder than say the lion king or bambi #because of this scene and
assbutt-in-the-garrison: nosleeptilbushwick: now that’s a tinyhouse i could live in. this is literally all I want and need in life. this is the best.
assbutt-in-the-garrison: degrassholes: instead of ‘gay friends’ can we say homiesexuals
