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assbutt-in-the-garrison: hatewizard: “THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS” idk man I was a crazy, stupid, reckless, and unstable teenager but not once did I ever get the urge to kidnap, drug, and rape someone AFUCKINGMEN
assbutt-in-the-garrison: vaydra: i was arguing with my (antigay) dad about gay rights and at the end i was like “i totally crushed u tbh i countered every argument you had” and he was like “but did you change my viewpoint tho” and i was like
assbutt-in-the-garrison: oswinnponds: i was not expecting this I just. I have to clap for this.
assbutt-of-my-dreams:sailorlune:kattomatic: ericjudysbeard: Working at LUSH: the saga I have had men some into a store I used to work at asking if “this hairspray will work on men” and when I said yes they said “but it’s purple” My whole
assbutt-in-the-garrison: svveetlemonade: rickytee: svveetlemonade: alyssathesquirrel: grandchilds: svveetlemonade: i just electrocuted myself omg how shocking How do you currently feel? im kind of amped Watt I cant hear you i said it hertz
assbutt-in-the-garrison: ivorysorrows: nevver: The Future Tense Brilliant wow. I don’t usually reblog photography but this is meaningful and really hits you.
assbutt-in-the-garrison: peachiex: “You have something, that I’ll need.” LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKING BAD ASS
assbutt-in-the-garrison: Was this post really necessary
assbutt-in-the-garrison: pixelnuggets: i hate people who write “tried so hard not to reblog this” really?? really???????? dID YOU REALLY TRY SO HARD DID YOU BEGIN TO BLEED AS YOU SCROLLED PAST HAVE YOU FELT THE DEMON INSIDE YOU CONTROLLING YOUR
assbutt-in-the-garrison: If you don’t love Kesha then idk what to tell you
assbutt-in-the-garrison: everyone is a latent homosexual, ain’t they Oh haha
assbutt-in-the-garrison: iwantcupcakes: Poor Robert Tony. STOP HURTING MY BABY DAMN IT
assbutt-from-gallifrey: This photo set keeps my heart warm
assbutt-in-the-garrison: bloodwort: frusturbation: janefondle: xpsycho: eatimitationcrab: revolutionary-afrolatino-deacti: setbabiesonfire: Sgt. Thomas McVicar of the Jersey City Police Department shot 22 year old Kwadir Felton, leaving him blind,
assbutt-in-the-garrison: downrabbitholes: This isn’t zombie makeup … it’s the other way around. He has a full body tattoo & they covered it w/ makeup. #this guy is from montreal #i see him walking around all the time #hes such an inspiration #he
assbutt-in-the-garrison: kaworururururu: “by viewing this pornographic content while being under the age of 18 you are breaking a federal law—-”no government today haha dicks all around YOU GET A DICK, YOU GET A DICK, EVERYBODY GETS DICKS!
assbutt-avenger: carryonmy-winchester: carryonmy-winchester: sometimes you get funny frozen gifs sometimes you get a double winchester bitchface why would people reblog this why would people not reblog this
assbutt-in-the-garrison: I can’t get over how fucking dead he is in his eyes here. Like, how many times did he sob in the beginning while being forced to kill Dean over and over..? And how many times did it take him before he began to go numb inside.
assbutt-in-the-garrison: songofthestarwhale: “Unicorn” is going to be a trigger word for the SPN fandom now, isn’t it?
assbutt-in-the-garrison: merlinisahuntingdetective: kripke-is-my-king: brassglasses: mooseandtiger: [x] I want to see that episode. Where everyone calls them Sam and Dean and they’re all “no you don’t understand we’re actors OH GOD JARED
assbutt-in-the-garrison: destielmyheart: So, I thought it was just Misha’s way of playing Cas to shove his hands so far up into her hair (basically on top of her head)… But it isn’t, apparently. That’s just how Misha’ kisses. He pets you.
assbutt-in-the-garrison: cherrylemonades: thebaconsandwichofregret: nipplethief: seduce me with film references As you wish I can do zat
assbutt-in-the-garrison: I love how he goes from Castiel to straight up Misha in like .03 seconds.
assbutt-in-the-garrison: green-satan: trying to leave tumblr
assbutt-in-the-garrison: corneliapornelia: And people thought she would come between them. She ships it
assbutt-in-the-garrison: Please never shave and never take off that coat because damn.
assbutt-in-the-garrison: nosleeptilbushwick: now that’s a tinyhouse i could live in. this is literally all I want and need in life. this is the best.
assbutt-in-the-garrison: fandomsbecrazy: oMFG I just came downstairs and I found my sister with a lighter and I told her she can’t use fire and that it could catch the house on fire. She said that she was doing something important so I asked “what
assbutt-in-the-garrison: k1mkardashian: sometimes i read read as read when it’s actually supposed to be read as read
assbutt-in-the-garrison: whovian2711: So last week me and my friend were trying out a faceswap app And for some reason it wouldn’t recognise that there were 2 faces in the picture So we tried it from a different angle and I was really confused
assbutt-in-the-garrison: anarcho-queer: How To Be A ‘Reverse-Racist’: An Actual Step by Step List For Oppressing White People by A.D Song and Mia McKenzie White people who are confronted with their white privilege and the white supremacist acts
assbutt-in-the-garrison: soyonscruels: how the fuck do we even live in a world where a woman has to stand up and talk non-stop for 12 straight hours to try and retain bodily autonomy for the thirteen million women of texas GEORGE ORWELL CALLED HE’D
assbutt-in-the-garrison: acciobenedictcumberbatch: yarnlass: sonic-hip-attack: hawkenchilada: fyeahpolitics-blog-blog: Texas State Senator Wendy Davis (D-SD 10) filibusters SB5, a bill that would ban all abortions in Texas after 20 weeks and close
assbutt-in-the-garrison: darksideofthemoon007: tiger-in-the-flightdeck: hotdogsngiggles: dduane: (With a tip of the hat to thestudentofcoffee, who reminded me of the passage) I bow to you. This is absolute perfection. Hats off to you sir I’m
assbutt-in-the-garrison: MY BABIES ARE SO YOUNG I CANT
assbutt-in-the-garrison: [x] I honestly fucking love and adore this man I swear to God if I ever saw him I would get down on hand and knee and worship him.
assbutt-in-the-garrison: velocipedestrienne: Ugh you guys I was so confused for like ten seconds. Apparently I’ve forgotten how to read headlines. I was so legitimately confused for like 20 seconds.
assbutt-in-the-garrison: mkhunterz: Jensen had a dream about the end of the show, where Sam had died and Dean gets out of the Impala and hands the keys to a stranger, who gives Dean the keys to his motorcycle and drives off in the Impala, leaving Dean
assbutt-from-gallifrey: countess-castiel: alwaysholdinontostars: twist and shout headcanon where dean looks like this (x) and cas looks like this (x) and I look like this HOLY SHIT YES
assbutt-in-the-garrison: supertrekmerwholockfrombaggend: phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: …what if we’re ALL demons wearing meat-suits, but at some point we forgot… and the voices inside our heads, our consciences, are the real people trapped inside…
assbutt-in-the-garrison: magic-orange-autumn-days: leo-arcana: feraldogstiel: 587-785: I would like to see the application Cas filled out to get the sales associate job. #name: Steve #sex: once. it didn’t end well #social security number: 4?
assbutt-in-the-garrison: jaimelynbeattty: carry-on-my-wayward-castiel: since none of us will ever be able to go on a hunt with dean and sam how cool would it be if spn did an episode as if you were a character in the show, like everything was from
assbutt-in-the-garrison: aspidelaps: ubersaur: novakian: ohai-mg: cuddleing: i lost it with the salad completely lost it at the gravy are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts I was waiting for this to come back My favorite
assbutt-in-the-garrison: Men Experiencing Labor Pains With their wives supporting them. “Men can handle anything” “Women exaggerate everything” And then they realized just how wrong they were This is the best thing ever.
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assbutt-in-the-garrison: sastiel-is-my-otp: But guys… At least we were right when we trusted Ezekiel. *laughs frantically before starting to cry*
assbutt-in-the-garrison: caswinter: crowley to the rescue
assbutt-in-the-garrison: so my mum’s having me make a wish list on amazon right, and lo and behold what I come across: And that’s not the only one being sold, yall lookie here: Does Jensen know about these fridge magnets?! I can’t breathe.
assbutt-in-the-garrison: “Bitch, say that again. I DARE you. Tell me I can’t have a bacon cheeseburger again. SAY IT.”
assbutt-in-the-garrison: punsicle: wahT THE?? FUCk???? THEIR MOM’?? JUST FCUKING EXPKODED ON THE FUCKING CEILING OVER THEIR KID;????? WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE GAY ANGELS I WAS MISLED ABOUT THIS SHOW
assbutts-and-asgardians: teamfreekickass: mephistos-cafe-lattes: erikats-eridaves: pernicious-monarchs: erikats-eridaves: nowyoukno: Now You Know (Source) NOW I CAN BE A TRUE MERMAID I actually did a report on this last year! The substance is
assbutt-in-the-garrison: She talkin about that deep dish pizza
assbutt-in-the-garrison: djh881: thehoundandtheheroine: seriously, why does no one talk about this movie? it’s a pure gold cinematic master piece It really is one of the greatest movies of all time… I grew up with this movie,
assbutt-in-the-garrison: OH FER FUCKS SAKE
assbutt-in-the-garrison: witch—please: lanalikesnobanana: itsbeeninsanehere: Sarah Paulson on the Tortures of Being Lana Winters THR: As a gay woman, how did you approach filming the aversion conversion scenes? Paulson: When you spend the day
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![assbutt-in-the-garrison: [x] I honestly fucking love and adore this man I swear to God if I ever saw him I would get down on hand and knee and worship him.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/8199cb291e83867f3ee0ff4f75126b44/tumblr_mtuumgFdoY1qejlm2o1_250.gif)
