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sluttyoliveoil: why dont you get a notification like “this user answered your ask”
Put a 'would you' in my ask!
godmuva: Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am
raddad5000: itsstuckyinmyhead: yousmellsofruity: snotvanilla: odins-one-eyed-fuck: lovelyphantasmagoria: setbabiesonfire: swallowedwholeinnegatives: What does this mean? That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask. YOU LEFT OUT
vanehwasreal: me and my friends asked to act casual for a picture
motherfuckingdragonsyo: I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t
valhallamage: rlaph: when you delete someone’s number then they text you and don’t wanna ask who it is reblog to save a life,… or just to prevent an unwanted conversation
Someone ask me questions im bored and lonely x:
laugh-til-ya-fart: I wish we got notifications when people published our asks instead of having to refresh their blog like every second
daa-ze: skr0ala: dominicsellie: crrocs: people who complain about “getting too many asks” people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail” People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing Having a student
alliekitaguchi: interrobangphan: allthingshyper: parenyzia: okaybutihitanightfury: touchyourblood: A brief description using some familiar characters about how no one is ever, ever “asking for it”. SO GOOD THANK YOU *REBLOGS SO HARD I THINK
marauders4evr: sauronthenecromancer: the-profuscus: necturusmaculosus: barackohanameansfamily: dannybrony: ask-mrbojangles: bowlingalleymomma: ourlifewithneo-x: Some of these are real good, gonna have to try them. I love this And for #7,
marauders4evr: “Rudolph, with your nose so bright, won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?” Then Rudolph told Santa and the other reindeer to get lost because you can’t emotionally abuse someone for years and then ask them for a favor. The
p1ants: i’m not very good at small talk, i want 2 talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky i am terrible at asking about school and weather
whywehateyou: We hate you because you feel the need to ask us “Do you work here?” No. No, we do not. We’re just wearing this uniform and name tag for the fun of it.
partiallythere: reggiephelps: Oi! Angelina! One of the most memorable scenes in Harry Potter. George asking his future wife to the ball. No one gonna take note of how Snape is pretending to not notice? lol
ruinedchildhood: When Internet Explorer asks to be your default browser.
lemurtag: 5ft1: epibiotic: So I work in the deli of a large supermarket chain, and I had a customer ask me today “so is your chicken halal?” I honestly didn’t know so offered to go check, to which the customer laughed and replied “oh no I was
sagihairius: last night i had this dream where shrek was turned into a lady ogre and fionna was asked if it was cool with her and she said “yes i am bishrekual” and i woke up crying
fractalacidfairy: toobusytoread: calumchambrs: What happens when you put a boy in front of a girl and ask him to slap her? Here is how children react to the subject of violence against women. WHERE DO I BEGIN WITH HOW SICK AND WRONG THIS VIDEO IS!
50kwatch: u know what the worst thing about being a girl is… is when another girl asks u for a hair tie, but its ur last one, but u can’t say u don’t have one because she knows its on ur wrist, so u give it to her, and then she says “oh i’ll
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Someone should ask me questions.
addictedtopunsandpizza: versaceslut: OH MY GOD We asked 100 people and the survey says you fine as hell
lettersto-savemyself: “I Said I Was Selfish, And You Asked Why” 1/9/15
thefourteenthdoctor: watchtheskytonight: spirit-of-the-ocean: my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question
evanfreaknetzel: ask-historiareiss: femmeanddangerous: Artifact from the secret cabinets of Catherine the Great. Commissioned by her lover Grigory Orlov. is thAT A DILDO KNIFE the killdo
consistentlyaverage: excepttheeyes: No, but how sweet is it that during Harry’s first week at Hogwarts Hagrid sent along a note with Hedwig to invite Harry to tea rather than asking him in person so Harry didn’t feel left out and actually got some
constantcollapse: it’s Wednesday so tell me about…. your crush (tumblr/irl) your life ask for advice confessions your best friend a dumb boy a cheesy pick up line something you are excited about cute/weird stories any concert experiences tell me
comicsncoolshit: “I didn’t want to go to Comic-Con without actually getting onto the convention floor. I’d prepared by buying a Spider-Man costume a few weeks ago. And what I’ve learned is that kids just love Spider-Man. A lot of people asked
d-c-e:temeration:radichul: dearoldlove: Two months into our relationship you once asked me how much I loved you and I just said “From here”. You didn’t get it and you got mad and thought I was playing around. Breaking up after almost two years
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1 in 5 teenagers have thought about suicide, about 1 in 6 teenagers have made plans for suicide, and more than 1 in 12 teenagers have attempted suicide in the last year. As many as 8 out of 10 teenagers who have commited suicide tried to ask for help
riyoka:if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me
piercingsandink: I have extreme anxiety with phone calls to people I don’t know so I usually let mum contact people for me and today I had to call up someone for this bill but I really didn’t want to and I was asking mum to please do it for me but
johnthewindyegbert: aisurusenka: celestialdeth: Ask Siri if it plans to fill your room with deadly neurotoxin wow…
slayboybunny: dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
grotesquelylovely:pulpfanfiction:amroyounes: Lies we tell our kids. Found this from the postsecret blog. this was hilarious until that last one i never asked for this that last one
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hinjakus: can we stop conditioning teens on tumblr to be terrified of being wrong or misinformed ??? you can’t ask a damn question on here without someone jumping down yr throat??? let kids learn from their mistakes because they WILL LEARN. don’t
danielquihampton:has anyone else ever sent a message to someone then ask themselves 2 minutes later “what was i thinking”
kawayuni:env0: spencerofspace: I got a few messages asking how, when I’m in cosplay, I can go from being a cute girl to a hot guy. I said it was in a posture. I thought I would illustrate this. I…wow. What… the hell?TEACH ME THIS MAGIC
Everything Is Awful and I’m Not Okay: questions to ask before giving up
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jem-sie: how do y'all just be fuckin in movie theaters like.. if you made me pay ป.50 for a ticket we gon watch the damn movie. if you was tryna get to this pussy you shoulda asked me to watch some netflix
assholedisney: today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth.
tinybro: so we have a conversational safeword in my group of friends and it’s great, idk why more people don’t do this. whenever someone wants a subject to be dropped immediately no questions asked we just say “spleen” and we stop immediately
nekama: how do people on tumblr become so interesting that people actually willingly ask them about their life like i’ve been here for 3 years and i’m pretty sure half of you don’t even know my name
onyxmade: buckythirteen: hagrid:“its not every day your young man turns eleven now, is it?” *cries when harry has to be left with the dursleys* *spends the first term asking harry’s parents’ friends for pictures of them to give to harry
Lets play True or False. Leave me a message in my ask, and ill answer it with a true or false.
fallingivy: At the daycare we have a kid with two sisters from different dads. One of the other kids asked why this girl’s sister has a different last name from her, and I explained that she has a different dad, so they have different last names. That
hyoudov: anon asked howls moving castle wallpapers (540x960px)
egerston:Please be patient with those who have anxiety They say sorry a lot because they’re genuinely afraid they’ve insulted you somehow They ask if they’re annoying because they genuinely think they’ve somehow annoyed you They say things
asbehsam: back-that-sass-up: pretty-castiel: Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url THIS HAS OVER 40,000 NOTES AND WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES I FOUND THIS IN MY MESSAGES:“and then i saw him walk across the
Reblog if I can send you multiple asks 😄
enjolradz: friendly reminder that if we’re mutuals and you wanna exchange snapchat names or instagram or something you’re more than welcome (encouraged) to shoot me an ask
thescoon: sir-hathaway: gryffinpoor: dudemanbropants: gryffinpoor: thepreciousthing: the-ordinary-nerd: ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous: squad16: finalellipsis: bestnatesmithever: What if it bites me and it dies? that means you’re poisonous.
steevoooo: dickalici0us: itsninjam: tedmosbyisnotajerk: if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK This is tumblr AS FUCK I cannnnnnoottttt
aaronjohnnson: *iPhone storage full* I DIDNT ASK FOR IBOOKS, APPLE WATCH, TIPS, HEALTH, PASSBOOK. OR PODCAST!!!
