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captainlucifer: erocsan: captainlucifer: if a guy friend that you’re romantically interested in asks you out, reject him first as a test to see whether he’ll get angry and accuse you of friendzoning him or respect your decision and be willing to
gayinsect: i luv kids they are so much funner to talk to than adults. i asked a toddler today whats up and he said “ten” with such conviction i really did believe it was an adequate response to my question for a second
roundworms: how do i politely ask him to slam me against a wall and make out with me
oknope: i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and beauty and intelligence. is that too much to ask for?
justscreweveryone: nidoqueeen: we don’t need to ask for directions, helen. ive been laughing at this for 20 minutes
weavemunchers: “BUT HOW AM I GOING TO EXPLAIN GAY MARRIAGE TO MY CHILDREN!?” I dunno why dont u ask my 4 year old niece who just married her stuffed bear to her stuffed cat
cayminquinn: harrypotterfacebookconvos: #hey burton stop shipping your wife and your best friend it’s getting weird tim burton’s entire film career has been a slow, faltering, roundabout way of asking for a threesome
untilafterforever: avocadopeasfuck: dreammaker-heartbreaker: animandaxd: ask-0ncie: danglingthpider: boredsociopath: On April Fool’s day everyone on tumblr should change their icon to different variations of Nicolas Cage’s face Or all follow
transcripts: i’m that friend that has to walk behind the group when the path isn’t big enough. i’m that friend that gets cut off in the conversation. i’m that friend that gets left behind when i asked for them to wait for me. i’m that friend
sushinfood: theveganabolitionist: worthyourweightinfanfiction: buggerygrips: nagayeva: Do we really have to take this? A friend of mine was moving from her apartment. She asked me to look after some of her things. I agreed and not too long after
girlgrowingsmall: beastlyart: boosket: ask-bloody-fundanny: roughkiss: spookytheford: did-you-kno: Source Oh god thank fucking christ. I usually don’t reblog these, but I feel like some of my followers could probably use the reassurance. I
night-people: xharries: Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter. THIS IS CUTE PLEASE
iamdocbrown: cutebabe: when-feminists-attack: daruska: croutoncat: PUT A NAME IN MY ASK AND I’LL TALK ABOUT SOMEONE I KNOW/ONCE KNEW WITH THAT NAME im really into this please do this This would be interesting if someone sent me something seriously
Guy puts a sign out asking people to help sharpie his old Volkswagen, the result is awesome.
Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my cellular number snapchat twitter kik skype email facetime first born you know, anything you want
chibi-brian: bunnys-girl1: godbless-st-cyr: A compilation of my favourite ‘countries’ posts. Continued compilations as asked for by anon. gonna try the syrup one someday I’m starting to think that people have a very low opinion of America
missmorningdew: thelesbianguide: Fun fact I knew this girl from camp who had a British accent but she wasn’t from England and then one day I went to her house and her parents didn’t have a British accent either so I asked her where she got it from
Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my cellular number snapchat twitter facebook skype email facetime first born you know, anything you want
guardianoffrost: a-cumberbabe-inthetardis: colo12spinner: ask-kirby-characters: themaraudersboys: crazilyawesome: allrightevans: itatemyhand: districtcuatro: numbertwopensyl: ceruleanmoon: always-riddikulus: Forgive me, I don’t recall ferrets
thesonicscrew: virginiagentlenerd: 1. Steve Rogers is not just some dumb soldier who follows orders, he thinks outside the box and asks questions and considers consequences. 2. Peggy Carter had plans to eat that boy alive before he became a delicious
Send me asks or something.
The "turnoff" "turnon" game. Ask me anything and I will answer if it is a turn off or turn on.
jennstarkid: About a week ago I posted this. I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including: and my personal favorite After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this
didihearthereadyset: didihearthereadyset: didihearthereadyset: didihearthereadyset: I have a really hot waiter. Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE
paleful: u know its ok to admit that u love me in my ask
ymirsama: why do guys ask what color your bra is like what you gonna jack off to the color beige
ww-swagabond: buzzfeed: This is what happens when you ask people to draw a map of the USA from memory. I’ll have what the last person is having.
a girlfriend is a potential wife if you ask me. relationships are investments not hobbies. y'all gotta grow up.
ghostsies: today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly”
byeproductivity: omg you can’t just ask people why they’re ignorant
yourmotherseyes: The Vagenda Magazine asked their Twitter followers to tweet them edited headlines This is my favourite thing at the moment
housewifeswag: kazekagays: metaphoricalanchor: Reasons to dye your hair bright and unnatural colors Because you wanna Being punk rock Looking hella cute Small children’s reactions #old ppl staring at u like u need jesus children will ask you if
sail-tothesun: I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box. Dear person I hate,Dear person I like,Dear ex boyfriend,Dear ex girlfriend,Dear ex bestfriend,Dear bestfriend,Dear *anyone*,Dear Santa,Dear mom,Dear dad,Dear future me,Dear past
pmon3y69: idealisthymnal: So a guy from the local paper stopped me at graduation while I was photographing some of my friends, and asked me to retake the picture so he could photograph me taking it, and it somehow ended up on their website. Great way
amelia-laelia: Does anyone remember the commercials where the kids asked for ravioli and their parents said no so the kid put it back but then the can threw itself off the shelf and rolled its way to the kids house and the mom was so accepting of it
How come no one ever asks me things?
lovetastesbetterwithakiss: cartel: The worst part about being there for everyone is that no one ever asks if you’re okay TRUTH OVERLOOAAADDDDDDDDDDDD
plastic-apple: I would rather wander around a store for 9 hours than ask an employee where something is and this I do not understand
omfgsid: My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight finally I asked why he was so scared and he said he was scared of drinking coffee coffee
pricklybangbang: today at work i asked a customer if he wanted french vanilla creamer with his coffee and he said no because he wanted the “heterosexual” creamer instead and it just blows my mind that straight people say shit about how queer people
bbcwonderland: thegreatbigfour: honestlysam: watch me get 0 questions PLEASE ASK ME STUFF I’D LOVE TO ANSWER EVERYTHING!
crystaltokyogorepolice: teenagemutantnegroturtle: ask-aphsiberia: mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala: cosbyykidd: It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot. GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT I want you to go man! if
therealbarbielifts: crystaltokyogorepolice: teenagemutantnegroturtle: ask-aphsiberia: mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala: cosbyykidd: It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot. GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT I want
Reblog if it's okay to invade your ask box.
rambozus: itsmemorized: Oh my GOD My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom” GRANDPA NO Grandpa yes.
a-cumberbabe-inthetardis: colo12spinner: ask-kirby-characters: themaraudersboys: crazilyawesome: allrightevans: itatemyhand: districtcuatro: numbertwopensyl: ceruleanmoon: always-riddikulus: Forgive me, I don’t recall ferrets being on the
124: thesoupyone: I asked my 6 year old sister to name the Smash Bros characters confirmed so far… pakistan
moukai: queued, ask me to check out your blog x
assholedisney: today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth.
petalpistols: okay if we’re mutuals u can ask for my phone number snapchat instagram facebook skype kik this has been a psa thank u
heartbeatofatimelord: physcoaustin: tardisol: IF YOU HAD ROOM WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT AND THE WALLS CEILING AND FLOOR WERE MADE OF MIRROR WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IN THE MIRRORS No. Holy shit I asked my dad who’s a physics teacher and he just
Lets play 20 questions, the first 20 asks I get send I will answer, no matter how personal, creepy or sexual
ruinedchildhood: ruinedchildhood: When Internet Explorer asks to be your default browser.
systemofadowny: w0rdprocessor: petalpistols: okay if we’re mutuals u can ask for my phone number snapchat instagram facebook skype kik this has been a psa thank u this is tryeask me hunnys Same x
fangirlingdragon: silentexecution: firedragon1321: donthatemecusimbeautiful: See this little guy? I want him but my boyfriend said I cant. I wagered him that if I could get 1,000,000 notes he would let me have it no questions asked. Please help me,
ruinedchildhood: When Internet Explorer asks to be your default browser.
daruska: croutoncat: PUT A NAME IN MY ASK AND I’LL TALK ABOUT SOMEONE I KNOW/ONCE KNEW WITH THAT NAME im really into this please do this
sterlingsea: coacalin: coacalin: This vodka looks like a fucking galaxy bye. VINIQ SHIMMERY LIQUEUR. Please stop asking me. someone buy me this immediately
ohitsjustkim: esm398: jakebumlick: pika-brew: pika-brew: My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money
